Bryan Luesink

AKA: gaffer

Position: Midfield / Backup keeper / Killer

sigh... Bryan is... no wait... Bryan ummmm... ya.... Bryan. Hi Bryan. We're thankful that Bryan is on our team. Yes extremely thankful. Umm ya... this is a message to all our opposition. You have officially been warned. If you have the ball and you see a fuzzy faced person headed your way, then... yaa... MOVE OUT OF THE STINKING WAY. He'll totally break you and as some of us have learned from practice, lessen your chances at ever having kids one day. Hows it goin Jeff. This guy rates an A+ for effort and once he is in the game, nothing can stop him. Not even a pole or a parked car for that matter ( see dominque's profile to understand where that came from)  Not even the full time whistle. So if you ever see him running around on a field with no one else there, just let him be... he'll tire out by dawn. If that.

Goals: to stay out of Jail due to murder one and murder two charges.

Assists: helping his victims off the field.