Simon Kostic

Position: Defense, Translator of Slavic Languages

Simon is an invaluable part of Fianna F.C.  When he is hot on defense nobody gets by him.  During the indoor season we also found his knowledge of certain Eastern-bloc Slavic languages an asset.  Simon was singlehandly able to confirm that the names we were being called by other speakers of certain Slavic languages were indeed dirty.

He has also been working on a handbook for Fianna F.C. for comebacks to foreign insults, including such favorites as "I'm rubber, you're glue....'", "So!", and "Kiss your mother with that mouth."  For the ladies, Simon is a full-time engineer, and a part-time love machine...and he don't work for nobody but you.  Requests for dates can be forwarded to this website, where they will be added to the waiting list.  Watch for Simon in classic games such as the storied Fianna v. Chargers classic, and  Fianna v. Pomezania.

Stats:

Goals: To become Emperor of the Republic of Fianna, Do his best.

Assists:  3-Old Ladies across the street,  34 - Giving directions to passersby.

Points:  Club Z, Frequent Flyer, Airmiles