Alfie Kiernan
Position: Minister of Defense
We are not sure if Alfie was born in Ireland or on a golf course. The way he
talks about both you'd think that either could be his home. Alfie is the anchor
of Fianna's defense. He has often been compared to a 6 month-old Oreo....that
is to say, he is one tough cookie. Don't let his title of Minister of Defense
fool you either. Alfie has his eyes on other portfolios. Besides being solid
on the backline, he has also shown his great prowess at snagging balls out of
the air on cornerkicks. When dear old, old, old Alfie is not on the soccer
pitch or the links, he is a integral member of those responsible for the
prime-time hit "Corner Gas".
Stats:
Battles of Wits with Niall O'Hanlon: (W-L-T) 437-3-1 (stats compiled by Alfie
Kiernan, being reviewed at this time by Niall O'Hanlon)
Emmy Awards: Several in the works