Jeff Brown

AKA: Roids

Position: Midfield/Forward

Jeff is another invaluable force to be reckoned with on Fianna FC's attack. His speed along with his ability to consistently trash talk the opponents mothers (and if applicable, sisters) never fails when Jeff needs to reek havoc on the opposing defense. To add insult to injury, Jeff is currently in the process of beefing himself up with daily massive workouts at the gym in order to enhance his productivity level on the field. Thank God for steroids. In his spare time, Jeff likes to model (in the semi nude in front of his mirror) and more recently has begun his own body waxing business out of his basement.

Goals: To proportion the size of his arms in relation to the rest of his body.

Assists: Nahhh... the roids are doing the job just fine.