SYNESTHETIC SUPERSCAM
. . : .W.o.O.o.O.o.W. : . .
tesseract, of course.
The universe has 10 dimensions, duuuh. Or 26. No let's keep it "simple."
A right triangle that bisects a square is A squared plus B squared equals C squared.
A right triangle that bisects a cube is A squared plus B squared plus C squared equals D squared.
A ten dimentional triangle is A square plus B squared ... plus I squared equals J squared. That's one thing that makes sense, though it isn't visualizable. A 4D world (4 spatial dimensions, not counting time) is only fuzzily imaginable, and therefore is frustrating to try to draw, though it's productive to be frustrated, and better than being flat-minded. Mystical parallel world instead of Advanced Math think. Calculating machines are impressive but lack proper gravity, me thinks. Lacking communicative ability. But it's real oh yeah.
A tesseract is a four dimensional cube. It can't be visualized in 3D, but, as a cube's shadow can be thrown onto a screen, a 4D tesseract's 3D shadow can be thrown onto our space. A worthwhile picture of a rotating tesseract is here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Tesseract.gif
Though this is just one way to see it. 16 corners, 24 square faces, 32 edges. Now try to see that motion as being as perfectly symmetrical and pleasing as a cube rotating in 3D and then you've got it. Don't get bogged down in the details, try to concentrate on the boggling sensation. Pave the world.
The namer of the tesseract (in 1880), Charles Hinton, also invented the baseball pitching machine at Princeton, originally powered with gunpowder - which lead to him losing his job. He was also a convicted bigamist.
The six dimensions we can't see (including the tesseract) are folded up somewhere. Maybe in the back of your sock drawer. No, they are folded up individually, just like socks, in every speck of everything. But they also must spread out somewhere. Somewhere else. Is there a one-on-one correspondence between the matter there and the matter here? If so, it's motion and geometry must be entirely strange to us, but there must be some type of order, as it is connected to the order here. The 6D matter that "matches" my 4D matter, it must be locally anti-entropic the way I am. It must be "life." In fact, it must be me. It's fun to move myself around in ten dimensions and play jokes on my greater and unimaginable half.
It's like VALIS, but with less angina.
I'll do more research, but I won't do a good job.
It might be nice to have a car that eats bombs instead of gasoline.
2007-01-29 06:49:56 GMT
Comments (12 total)
Author:Anonymous
Shut up snarlhead. You can't understand things this ways, so don't play it out in public. There are a million billion dimensions, cheesegraterworld, paperpocketbug, but there is only one headache, and what's real to you? Get real get real get real. Stop obfuscating.
--Ranging Ballougne
2007-01-30 06:43:04 GMT
Author:Anonymous
Mr. Ballougne, you are full of stink.
Are you a soldier?
Time tinks, tether taps, who tanked who?
2007-01-30 06:45:12 GMT
Author:Anonymous
Airfeather Mac,
Don't ply yore sleazed-out riddlescapes on this form.
If you wanna tromp-a-fool do it in i.d. realtime.
This is how we sign off,
Slatheringly,
Transferious Neptessa
2007-01-30 06:48:44 GMT
Author:Anonymous
Lies!
Slithering slat-slopper!
Fuck your muddled-up cutbutt!
Raze the Peaceable Kingdom,
Set the Cement mixers twirling,
I want to see the horizon for once unobstructed by filth.
2007-01-30 06:51:28 GMT
Author:Anonymous
No recruiting in the softlandingzone.
Rightly,
Kares Alutt
2007-01-30 06:52:40 GMT
Author:Anonymous
Kares,

You sidewinder!
You rattlesnake you!

My recruiting goals are oh so high,
I snap up the poorboys like sweet rhubarb pie,
The truetelling screens are increasingly spastic,
And if you connect me to death's torpid laughlick
The heels will turn, the tatters will burn,
The airtight jar "freedom" will exhale a sigh.

lies,
Permnes Recordi
2007-01-30 06:59:06 GMT
Author:Anonymous
Are you a soldier?
Knife me!
2007-01-30 07:00:05 GMT
Author:Anonymous
Shit ip!

Pivi thi wirld!
2007-01-30 07:01:19 GMT
Author:Anonymous
Hi everybody,
I'm so glad you are all soreal and notme, but I think the tone of the debate could be less obtuse, insiderish, and contendaceous. There are no recruiters welcome here, there is no reason to speak sideways about a fellow talker, and we can't let the task at hand distract us from creating an arc that will turn the universe into a doughnut so we can shake hands with ourselves.
--farley
2007-01-30 07:05:09 GMT
Author:Anonymous
ya,

PAVE THE WORLD!!!

--Everest Snackeypoo
2007-01-30 07:06:47 GMT
Author:Anonymous
Oh knife me to death, snugglebunny!
There's no spiderweb motion in the realworld,
there's no reason to war-ship the blinkscreen.
The flexibubble is not holey for big boys like you, so sit tight.
Only by growing smaller and eversmallerstill can you stick you hand through your chest, so wait for it and fade and steep in tut.
Precious tiny noises will come to you in the frozentime.
Take notes and keep them.
2007-01-30 07:12:19 GMT
Author:Anonymous
Wait for the fade? Ha ha! YOU CHEST! Learn a speaka Inglis.

And don't you mean "bliink?"

Fuckyourmother, this isn't school and I don't have to be nice to you.
2007-01-31 08:11:17 GMT
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