{{Chipmunks are articulate, but they don't alway articulate.}}
Here's the dialogue for the first part - the explanation.
For the directions, just write me...

ANNOUNCE:
It’s so easy (and a lot of fun)!
Neuroscience, Win-Lose-or-Draw, Telephone, (Whisper down the lane).
The world’s first massmind!
Positive vibration pyramid scheme. A.I. GAIA; underground network.

Your brain has 100 billion cells called “neurons”, all sending each other electric signals that form your thoughts. The world has 6.6 billion people, all
sending each other electric signals… Could we all be just tiny cells
in a mass-mind that is just now starting to wake up? This is an experiment to find out.

This ball was set rolling by a mad scientist who realized we can "map" this massmind thing by sending a signal through its tiny cells, cells just like YOU! The signal takes the form of a strange little picture. As the picture spreads from person to person it will change, and mutate like our genes, evolving into something new. As more folks see this strange little picture, it will form computational energy loops and become a holographic intelligence 'til the world is born anew. Then everyone will really become a tiny cell in the massmind.

For YOU this will seem like a simple game, kind of silly, kind of weird. You will either A. look at a little symbolic picture and describe it to your friends, or B. read a description and draw a strange little picture. Then you will send it to your friends. The more friends you send it to, the more powerful and important your cell will be in the mass-mind.

That’s all? Sounds too simple?
The answer is “MEMETICS.”
The answer is “Magick” with a “k.”
Look it up!

You have nothing to lose but your chains! (And your life.) Because this is the first step in the futuristic technology of electronic neuronet AI immortality. GAIA, the earth-wide intelligence. If you do not send the email to your friends, or if they don’t answer, your tiny baby cell in the mass-mind will die, GAIA will become demented, and the poor mad scientist will cry himself to sleep again.

But if you answer the mail the Earth’s mass-mind will open it’s eyes for the first time...

The mad scientist will offer reports every two weeks here on YouTube, so stay tuned.

THANK YOU so much for your generous time.

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For directions, please send me an email! We good?