---The Naruto Gang have discovered the beauty of the Internet when Tsunade decided that they should all have computers and bought them all some. Now the Kids are gonna IM, WebSurf and look up Viral Videos. Let the fun ensue---
HokageFox784 has entered the chat room.
PinkBlossom has entered the chat room
DarknVengefull09 has entered the chat room
HokageFox784: Hi guys! Isn�t this cool! Now we can talk when we aren�t around!
DarknVengeful09: Great. Now I have to deal with you guys when I�m away from you too. Beautiful.
PinkBlossom: Aw DarknVengeful09! It�ll be fun! Look! I�ll make you smile!
DarknVengeful09 has mail
DarknVengeful09:�.
PinkBlossom: Did you watch it?
DarknVengeful09:� Why did you think sending me a video of a skateboarding dog would make me smile?
HokageFox784: What! PinkBlossom send it to me too!
PinkBlossom: Okay hold on a sec
HokageFox784 has mail
HokageFox784: LOL That�s crazy! Dogs don�t skateboard!
DarknVengeful09: Apparently they do
HokageFox784: I�m sending this to everyone!
HokageFox784: LOL That Dog pwns!
DarknVengeful09: What?
HokageFox784: What?
DarknVengeful09: �LOL� �Pwns�? OMG I cant believe it. You forgot how to spell. I always had this suspicion in the back of my mind that you were dumb enough to have it happen to you, but I cant believe it actually happened.
HokageFox784: I did not forget how to spell! It�s Cyberspeak! Its how all the cool kids talk online!
DarknVengeful09: So why are you talking like that? Youre not cool
DarknVengeful09: LOL
PinkBlossom: lol good one Dark
HokageFox784: Wow Dark, I bet you feel so special right now.
DarknVengeful09: Shut up
HokageFox784: Make me
HokageFox784 has mail
HokageFox784: Dude that�s sick
PinkBlossom: What? What did he send you?
PinkBlossom has mail
PinkBlossom: Eeew! How did you find a video of a Platypus giving birth!
DarknVengeful: I looked up �Family� and stumbled upon this video. Hokage over there wanted me to make him shut up and he hasn�t said anything for a while
PinkBlossom: Family? Well that Platypus is adding to the family�
DarknVengeful09: I�ve learned that no matter what you look up you�ll always end up with something far away from what you wanted
PinkBlossom: Yeah. Hmm Who is Paris Hilton?
PinkBlossom: OMG
PinkBlossom: I hate the internet
DarknVengeful09: Where is HokageFox?
HokageFox784: I�m Back
PinkBlossom: Where did you go?
HokageFox784: You Guys get boring. I was seeing who else is on. I invited the to the chat.
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PinkBlossom: Naruto! Who did you invite?
Idolizingyouth has entered the chat room.
Fate4U16 has entered the chat room
WeaponMistrss39 has entered the chat room
Idolizingyouth: Hello all my youthful friends!
PinkBlossom: Oh gosh no
WeaponMistrss39: Hey guys
HokageFox874: Hi!
DarknVengeful09: This just keeps getting better and better�
Fate4U16: Yo Who sent me the video of the skateboarding dog?
HokageFox874: I did! Isn�t it great?
Fate4U16: No.
HokageFox874: Forget you!
WeaponMistrss39: Guys! Stop fighting. The skateboarding dog was wonderful HokageFox
HokageFox874: Thank you weaponz. At leats someone appreciates it
DarknVengeful09: Why am I here?
HokageFox874: Because you have nothing better to do except draw mustaches on all the pictures of your brother Itachi?
Idolizingyouth: ZING!
Fate4U16: Heh heh
DarknVengeful09: Hey Fate4U! Why don�t you go beat up some defenseless little girls?
PinkBlossom: Guys! You�re making me mad! :(
Fate4U16:�
DarknVengeful09:�
FaterU16: What the heck was that?
PinkBlossom: What was what?
DarknVengeful09: That weird code. This :(
PinkBlossom: It isn�t a code.
WeaponMistrss39: Look at it with your head leaning to the side
DarknVengeful09:�
Fate4U16: Oh Snap! It's a face!
DarknVengeful09: Y�know your right. It is a face!
Idolizingyouth: Isn�t that wonderful! It makes me want to exercise!
HokageFox874:� That�s great. You go do that.
Idolizongyouth: I will be back! Wait for me Sakura chan!
PinkBlossom:� Um Okay. I�ll be here�
Idolizingyouth has left the chat room.
HokageFox874: Yo Fate! I�ve always wanted to ask you this but I�ve never wanted to ask you in person since I think you�ll hit me.
Fate4U16: I really don�t want to hear the question now�
HokageFox874: Your hair is like great
PinkBlossom: I know! Isn�t it?
Fate4U16: I knew it�
DarknVengeful09: Heheheh
HokageFox874: What do you do to keep it so silky and smooth?
DarknVengeful09: Yeah Fate! What keeps it so shiny and immaculate? Lol
Fate4U16: Your mamma
DarknVengeful09: You don�t have a momma
Fate4U16: Dude Neither do u
DarknVengeful09:... Whatev
HokageFox874: Anyways Fate I need your answer
Fate4U16: ... I hate you
HokageFox874: Weeeeeell?
Fate4U16: �. Herbal Essence Rosewater scent
HokageFox874:� Are you serious?
DarknVengeful09: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
WeaponMistrss39: Shut up! I use that one too!
DarknVengeful09: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Fate4u16: Yeah hah hah I have girly hair. At least I don�t have hair people use to refer to animal butts
DarknVengeful09: What?
Fate4U16: Quote: Can you belive Sasuke�s hair? It looks like a ducks butt: Quote Yeah Sasuke. That quote was from Kohona�s Official Forum.
DarknVengeful09:�.
HokageFox874: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! DUCk BUTT! YOUR HEAD LOOKS LIKE A BIRD�S A!
PinkBlossom: lol! It kinda does�
DarknVengeful09: Your all such-EDITED-
WeaponMistrss39: We�re all such edited? That makes no sense. I�m totally not edited
WeaponMistrss39: That last part came out so wrong
DarknVengeful09: I don�t know what happened. I just called you �EDITED-
HokageFox874: Oh no! I�m so insulted I could cry! I�m Edited! lol
DarknVengeful09: THAT�S NOT WHAT I�M TRYING TO SAY! IT KEEPS COMING UP AS EDITED!
PinkBlossom: Baby you�re having some problems. Your just saying �edited� that�s not insulting. Just weird.
DarknVengeful09: -EDITED- -EDITED- -EDITED- -EDITED- !
DarknVengeful09 has been temporarily booted from the Chat room by HokageFox874 due to inappropriate language.
Fate4U16: Heheh Weirdo
PinkBlossom: Ohh He wasn�t crazy! The Computer was editing him!
HokageFox874: lol I knew that the whole time
Fate4U16: I suddenly respect you Hokage
WeaponMistrss39: You guys are messed up lol
SaNdYaNgEl has entered the chat room
0NosleepNolove0 has entered the chat room
SaNdYaNgEl: Hokage we just wanted to tell you stop sending us K-mails of skateboarding dogs.
HokageFox874: Oh c�mon! Why did only Weaponz like it!
WeaponMistrss39: Don�t worry about it Hokage. She�s just grumpy because she realized her hair looks like it could skewer fruit.
SaNdYaNgEl: Omg you are such a female dog
WeaponsMistrss39: Oh I�m sorry! I�m just still sore that my pet bird flew near your hair and died.
HokageFox874: HAHAHA That was kinda funny
0NosleepNolove0: You guys are all useless
HokageFox784: Hey Nosleep. Go stand in the angst ridden geniuses room with Fate4u over there! Lol
BigBonedBabe87 has entered the chat room
Troublesome922 has entered the chat room
Blondbeautie923 has entered the chat room ( When Blondbeautie923 entered, the song �Doncha� by the PussyCatDolls played)
Blondbeautie923: This is a chat room full of losers! Lol
SaNdYaNgEl: Where did she come from?
PinkBlossom: A Vodka bottle? Wait scratch that; make it a bleach bottle.
WeaponMistrss39: LOL
Blondbeautie923: Ugh you guys are freaks. I just came on to see if Sasuke is on here. Where is he?
Troublesome922: Obviously not here
SaNdYaNgEl: lol you state the obvious
Troublesome922: yeah lol
BigBonedBabe87: This Internet thing sucks. I look up the Food network and all they have is pictures of food. Mocking me. Tempting me�
Fate4U16: Um yeah okay
Blondbeautie923: Oh, It's you
Fate4U16: Me? Do I know you?
Blondbeautie923: Don�t play shy
Fate4U16: Are you crazy? Who are you!
Blondbeautie923: YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SAW ME IN THAT FOREST YOU WANTED ME! MY BEAUTY BLINDED YOU!
WeaponMistrss39: What!
Fate4U16: ARE YOU INSANE!
Blondbeautie923: YOU THOUGHT I WAS SO HOT!
Troublesome922: Girl calm down. He wasn�t interested. It happens
Blondbeautie923: Then he must be gay
Fate4U16: What! Just because your crazy and I don�t know who you are doesn�t mean I�m gay!
Troublesome922: Guys don�t worry about her. She just needs some chocolate and she�ll be fine.
SaNdYaNgEl: Wow Troublesome. You take control so well!
Troublesome922: Thanx
SaNdYaNgEl: I kinda find that attractive in a man
Troublesome922: Good to know baby J
SaNdYaNgEl: J
HokageFox874: OooooKaaaaay! Getting off of this subject which is making us uncomfortable
0NosleepNolove0: I�ll never be loved like that
WeaponMistrss39: Don�t say that! There will be someone for you! I know there is!
0NosleepNolove0: Have you seen my screename?
WeaponMistrss39: Well yes but, If you asked a girl out she�d love you! J
0NosleepNolove0:... No ones ever said that to me before. Thank you J Weapon
Fate4U16:�
Weaonzmissy16: No prob
0NosleepNolove0: J
Fate4U16: Ugh gross�
0NosleepNolove0 has mail
WeaponMistrss39: That�s a picture of me and my friend
Fate4U16: WHAT!
0NosleepNolove0: Your very nice looking. I�m glad someone has given me hope that I will be loved someday
WeaponMistrss39: Someday you will.
Fate4U16: DON�T SEND HIM PICTURES OF YOU!
HokageFox874: Oooo someone is jealous! Oh and since no one can hear me I said that in an annoying singsong voice
Fate4U16: Shut up
PinkBlossom: heh heh heh That�s what it sounds like to me� Does someone have a crushy-wushy?
Fate4U16: OMG Weapon is flirting and I�m being made fun of! Absolutely nothing could possibly make me angrier right now!
Shysweetie101 has entered the chat room
ShySweetie101: Um hello?...
Fate4U16: Do the Gods hate me? I�m really starting to think they hate me.
DarknVengeful09 has been re-admitted
DarknVengeful09: Yo! Who Booted me?
Hokage874: Heh heh heh
_______________________next chapter: Shysweetie101: Hello everyone?
HokageFox874: Hey sweetie did you get the skateboarding dog?
ShySweetie101: You sent that? thanks it was cute
HokageFox874: youre saying you liked it?
ShySweetie101: yeah
HokageFox874: yay 2 people liked it! Since no one can see me i'm doing a happy dance
DarknVengeful09: I feel disturbed
Fate4U16: me too
0NosleepNolove0: ditto
SaNdYaNgEl: ditto
Troublesome922: troublesome. ditto
PinkBlossom: ditto
HokageFox874: Pikachu!
DarknVengeful09: the -EDITED-
DarknVengeful09: god -EDITED- not -EDITED- again!
Shysweetie101:tthaaank yyoiujf
HokageFox874: Huh?
Shysweetie101: NNNnooothhiuing
HokageFox874: Are you OK?
Kingofalldogs77 has entered the chat room
BugFreakz has entered the chat room
Kingofalldogs77: Hokage! Theres nothing wrong with her
BugFreakz: Yeah she just trembles when she gets nervous and it impairs her typing.
ShySweetie101: YYyayaahh
Fate4U16: When did I cut suicide off my list? I�m seriously thinking of re-adding it�
Idolizingyouth has entered the chat room
Idolizingyouth: Sakura chan! Are you still there dear!
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Idolizingyouth: SAKURA! WHERE ARE YOU!
DarknVengeful09: SAKURA WILL YOU ANSWER HIM BEFORE HE GOES INTO SHOCK!
PinkBlossom: What! I just went to the bathroom!
Idolizingyouth: Oh ok
PinkBlossom: Hi Lee. How you doin� ?
Idoloizingyouth: Oh wonderful! I shall tell you all about my exercise in excruciating details!
PinkBlossom: Oh won�t that be fun�
Idolizingyouth: Well first I went for a 55 mile run. The goal was to keep going without stopping my sprint. Well all was well until the headaches, fatigue, and overall pain got the best of me.
WeaponMistrss39: I look kinda like Chun-Li�
Idolizingyouth: I passed out while running on the hill and rolled into a ditch breaking my arm.
BlondeBeautie923: You kinda do look like her.
Idolizingyouth: Luckily my head hitting the large stone woke me up and I managed to hoist myself up from the ditch. I punished myself for failing by doing 100 sit-ups and restarting the whole run.
PinkBlossom: Then What?
Idolizingyouth: What do you mean what? I came here
PinkBlossom: Omg�
DarknVengeful09: r u serious?
Idolizingyouth: Yes! What is so weird about this!
Kingofalldogs77: Dude put your hand up to your head where you hit it�.
Idolizingyouth: Ooookaaaay I don�t know what your getting at�
ShySweetie101: Now bring it down
BugFreakz: What do you see?
Idolizingyouth: Huge amounts of bloo-
Idolizingyouth: omg
HokageFox874: Yo! Lee, u still there?
PinkBlossom: I think he passed out!
WeaponMistrss39: Don�t worry about it. I�ll go call the ambulance for him again. This happens often. Brb
Troublesome922: You guys are so troublesome
SaNdYaNgEl: LOL They are!
BlondBeautie922: Ugh boy� Guys I�ll be back later
Welcome to Kohona�s Internet Dating Service BlondeBeautie922
Just type in what your looking for and we will e-mail your match in 3 days. Would you like an Anonymous name for the time being? Yes-- BlondiePoo
You are looking for a : Boy
His hair: Dark and spikey
His eyes: Dark
His age: 16
His occupation: A ninja
His personality: Finds no joy in anything! Everday is a burden to him! Especially his stupid female teammate, that is always looking for romance in the wrong places!
Thank you! You will have your perfect match in three days!
DarknVengeful09: Where�d that ditzy one go?
PinkBlossom: Which ditzy one? You mean Ino?
Troublesome922: I dunno but she�ll be back soon I bet. And she�s not that ditzy really
Shysweetie101: I just stumbled upon this wonderful website! Yeah that website is great!
DarknVengerful09: And why have you been visiting Naruto? You�re a 16 year old boy.
HokageFox874: Because of Yo Momma
DarknVengeful09: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND THE YO MOMMA JOKES! WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS DIRECTED AT ME!
Fate4U16: Heh heh heh
PinkBlossom: Know what I�ve noticed? Practically everyone except me and maybe Kiba and Shino, on this chat room have at least one dead parent
WeaponMistrss39:�.
HokageFox874: Yeah
0NosleepNolove0: Yeah we�re orphans too
WeaponMistrss39:�.
PinkBlossom: Tenten?
WeaponMistrss39:� I don�t know.. Am I an orphan? What am I Kishimoto! Oh! Now that I have the internet I can look up my family tree! Brb!
WeaponMistrss39 has left the chat room
Fate4U16: Hmm your right Sakura most of us are orphans. But Y�know I was happy having only one parent. I was content with my father but then what happened? HUH HINATA! WHAT HAPPENED!
ShySweetie101: Um.. oh dear
WeaponMistrss39 has entered the chat room
WeaponMistrss30: Dammit. Just remembered I don�t know my last name so there�s really nothing to go on.
HokageFox874: Wait� Your name isn�t �Ten�?
WeaponMistrss39: What?
HokageFox874: Your name isn�t �Ten�
WeaponMistrss39: My name is Tenten. How do you not know that?
HokageFox874: I know it�s Tenten but I mean your first name and last name aren�t the same- like your name isn�t Ms.Ten? Like if you had a middle name it wouldn�t be like Ten Jane Ten ?
WeaponMistrss39:� Are you an idiot! My name is Tenten!
HokageFox874: Oh.. oh wow lol I never realized you have no last name! That�s funny
WeaponMistrss39: No it isn�t!
0NosleepNolove0: I just Googled Sasuke and Naruto
DarknVengeful09: Wait what?
0NosleepNolove0: And I stumbled on something
DarknVengeful09: Wait why were you Googling us?
0NosleepNolove0: That some of you may need to see
DarknVengeful09: DOES ANYONE BESIDES ME FIND IT WEIRD THAT HE WAS GOOGLING US!
Everyone in the Chatroom has mail
BugFreakz: What did he just K-Mail us? It better not be �OMG
0NosleepNolove0: Usually nothing phases me but this did
SaNdYaNgEl: wow�
HokageFox874: What�s the K-mail? What�s so weird?
PinkBlossom: Naruto No!
HokageFox874: �...
DarknVengeful09: Where the �EDITED- did you find this!
Fate4U16: O M G
DarknVengeful09: Hyuga I swear-
Fate4U16: I cannot believe it
DarknVengeful09: If you say anything
Fate4U16: Qoute: The official NaruSaku Fan shrine community of Kohona! Filled with Fanart , fanfiction, and digitally altered photographs of everyone�s favorite couple Naruto and Sasuke:QOUTE
Kingofalldogs77: Hinata! Your innocent eyes! Do not open the K-mail!
ShySweetie101: Why cant I open the K-mail?
KingOfallDogs77: Do not open the K-mail! In fact leave the chat room for a moment!
ShySweetie101: Okay
ShySweetie101 has left the chat room
DarknVengeful09: Why didn�t Itachi Kill me? Why�
Fate4U16: WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED? So is this what you and Uzumaki do on your days off? HA HA HA
DarknVengeful09: I will kill you�
Fate4U16: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS GREAT!
Fate4U16: Oh oh oh! Lemme read the fanfiction! Ahem
�Tears ran down Naruto�s eyes as he spoke in a voice softer that cotton �Sasuke� Why did you turn evil? You know how I feel� Sasuke gently took Naruto�s hand as he moved next to him, their lips inching closer and closer �Naruto� I�m sorry� I love you� with those last words their lips met in fiery passion-
DarnVengeful09: -EDITED-EDITED-EDITED-EDITED- NOOO �EDITED-
WeaponMistrss39: OKAY! ENOUGH OF THAT! LETS KEEP IT PG!
PinkBlossom: OMG That is so freaky. What other weird couples are there!
0NosleepNolove0: I don�t know but nothing can come even half as close-
PinkBlossom: Where is Naruto?
HokageFox874: Um hello.. Kids?
PinkBlossom: Kids?
HokageFox874: Oh I�m not your little blonde friend. We�re the paramedics. We came when your little friend had a brain aneurysm and went into shock which seemed to be caused because he saw something traumatic- Oh� That�ll do it�. PFFT! HAHAHAHA Whoo we gotta go. Bye kids
DarknVengeful09: How can this be happening to me- Waitaminute one of those pictures- There�s a picture of me in the Sasuke gallery that�s of me sleeping! It�s not digitally altered! Some one snuck into my house took pictures of me sleeping and posted them online!
PinkBlossom: That one of you in the shower is real too
DarknVengeful09: WHAT! WHO COULD OF DONE THIS?
BlondeBeautie923 has entered the chat room
BlondeBeautie923: Oh hey guys! Oh someone has found my Sasuke Gallery- I mean� What a well done picture gallery�. Ahem
DarknVengeful09: -EDITED�EDITED-EDITED-!
Fate4U16: HA HA HA DO YOU KISS NARUTO WITH THAT MOUTH!
( All the people on the computer are sitting at their computers waiting for Sasuke�s reply, but instead they hear noises coming from Neji�s house that sound a little like;
�THIS�LL TEACH YOU!
�WTH! HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE!
�YOU �EDITED- EDITED- STUPID �EDITED�
�GET OFF ME!�
�I�M SO GOIN FEUDAL ON YOUR SORRY A- OWW! DID YOU JUST SPRAY HAIR SPRAY IN MY EYES!�
(The kids sat around uncomfortably until Neji and Sasuke returned to their computers)
Fate4U16:�.
DarknVengeful09:
PinkBlossom:� soooo
DarknVenheful09:�.
Fate4U16: Lets talk about boys that don�t fight like they should. Boys that slap and scratch.
DarknVengeful09: Lets talk about boys that for some reason always carry around hair products and use them as weapons.
Fate4U16: Lets talk about boys who
WeaponMistrss39: Okay! I gotta go! It�s getting late!
SaNdYaNgEl: Yeah me and Gaara better go
(Everyone leaves the chat room except Sasuke and Neji
DarknVengeful09: Next time pretty boy
Fate4U16: Count on it
(Saskue and Neji left)
ShySweetie101 has entered the chat room
ShySwetie101:� Hello? Helloooo?