| The young black mage Vivi walked into Alexandria, the grand city and Kingdom. He looked around with a sense of wonder, the streets were packed. Children were dancing and skipping, adults running around excitedly. �Look!!� cried one of the kids in a happy voice, everyone turned. A huge airship flew over them, Tantalus the theatre company had arrived. Vivi looked up, and screamed. Everyone turned to look at him, he staggered and coughed violently before trotting off down the street, muttering something about garlic and his ex wife. As he walked, a child of Buramicain origin ran past in a hurry and slammed straight into Vivi, Vivi collapsed instantly. �Geez sorry man� said the child, he helped Vivi to his feet �Guh?� said Vivi �You ok, sorry about that I�m in a rush. Are you ok?� �uh buu� said Vivi �You ok? What�s your name? I�m Puck by the way� said the startled youth ��Grandfather, iz that you� slurred a stoned Vivi �Uhh you ok� asked Puck �Your schupposed to be dead� I think� continued Vivi �Uhh ok, I better be going, if your going to the play head up there� �The what?� asked Vivi �The play� repeated Puck �Tell me something granddad� said Vivi putting his hand over Puck �Has you got any Crack?� his voice was terribly slurred, like he was drunk �NO� cried Puck quiet alarmed �Ok� I left the, the� oven on so turn it off for me will ya?� continued Vivi �Uhh sure� Bye� Puck ran off. Vivi continued down the street, quite oblivious to the mess he was making, after walking into several lamp posts he finally found the ticket counter. �Excuse me�� Said Vivi �Welcome to Alexandria� cried the ticket man �Where I am?� asked Vivi �Uhh Alexandria� �Where?� Vivi still had no clue, he was staggering bad now �Alexandria, the proud Kingdom of Queen Brahne and her daughter, princess Garnet� �Princess Garnet� repeated Vivi �Tell me is� is Princess Garnet.. A girl?� �WHAT?� cried the guard �Your supposed to ask is she pretty� �Yeah!!� that goo, uh too� added Vivi �She is considered the fairest maiden in all of Gaia� �I cant remember where I parked� said Vivi, he started to cry. �Ok� so you got a ticket or what� �AfuIll Spleg?� replied Vivi �A TICKET, fir the performance� �That, oh yes, the� the pink penguin sold it to me, I like him, he wears� fish and Very creamy duck eggs hehehe!!� Vivi was clearly very sick, his voice was shaking �Uhh ok can I have it please� said the ticket man �Sure granddad� said Vivi reaching into his robes �AH there it is� he threw it on the table �Uhh sir, that�s a piece of cheese� �No it is slp� said Vivi �Sir, its yellow and full of holes� Vivi looked long and hard at it. �� So it is� said Vivi picking it up, he almost dropped it he was staggering so bad. �Can I please have your ticket� �Alright alright, damn chocobo�s always wanting more�. HERE!� He threw the object on the table �Sir, that�s a napkin with Billy�s Burgers written on it� replied the extremely pissed off Ticket man. �No no no no no no no� The penguin sold it, said it was magic� said Vivi �Sir it�s a napkin, kindly leave� �But the penguin�� �LEAVE!!� �Bah, fine� Vivi turned, then turned again �Where am I?� �ALEXANDRIA NOW GET LOST!!� Vivi turned and staggered off, took 3 steps and collapsed on the road. A few people passed him by but none helped him, the crowd was pouring into the castle ready for the performance. �Hey, its you� Cried Puck seeing the fallen drugged up mage �Bleh mu I do nos goooo� said Vivi as he pulled him up, Vivi once on his feet turned to puck and screamed. �YOU!!� cried Vivi �You sold me a fake ticket, BAD penguin� �Follow me, I know a way in, we can still see the play� �Have you got any crack boys?� asked Vivi, �Just follow me� said puck and ran off. Vivi stood there for a second laughing to himself, then he started to look around. �Penguin�Penguin!!� he turned and saw Puck run off down an ally �Wait Mr Penguin you forgot your cheese!� with that he staggered after him, the world spinning around him. Vivi hit the cold floor with a sharp thud �Oh no not again� said a bemused Puck, this was the 3rd time Vivi had fallen of the ladder. Puck jumped down it and helped him up �Come on Vivi, up we get� �I don�t wanna play anymore!� yelled Vivi in a childish voice �Look� said Puck, we need to get up here to get into the castle, NOW MOVE!� He pushed Vivi up the ladder roughly, Vivi just giggled and screamed as he went up. Finally they got the roof of the church. �Right, now we got to walk across these planks, , I�ll help you� said Puck taking Vivi�s hand �Ahh� cried Vivi �Ger off� he puller his hand away from Puck �Look we need to get across� yelled Puck �I don�t care, who.. Who�the hell are YOU anyway?� demand Vivi �Me, I�m Puck for the last time� yelled Puck �I wasssnt talking to you� said Vivi pointing at Puck, �I was talking to YOU!� he pointed at Puck again �Uh, ok I�m worried now, but we gotta get across so give me your hand� �Ah bastards the lot of ya� muttered Vivi �Hmph, fine� said Puck running off, leaving Vivi alone �No no no.. I don�t know� who we are, but your nice, hehehe� said Vivi �I can do it, it, ah� he took two steps forward and fell off the roof. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- << Back |
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