NEW HAVEN - It was announced this morning by the New Haven Ghetto 
Thugs that the week 2 New York Mets Underachiever of the Week award 
went to wide receiver Corey Bradford. Some had felt that tight end 
Wesley Walls would walk away with the award, but apparently 
Bradford's four more receiving yards was not enough to overcome 
the disappointment after the hype that surrounded Bradford joining 
the Ghetto Thugs just last week. The award was presented at the 
I-95 - I-91 interchange this morning by Mets catcher Mike Piazza 
who said, "I'm glad we suck. Now instead of going to the playoffs 
my playmates and I can shampoo my hair all day long." 

Despite their win this week, New Haven still has the lowest score 
in the league and looks forward to loosing key players in Rich 
Gannon, Tim Brown and Jerry Rice, as well as back up QB Mark 
Brunell in their match up with the strong Virginia Colonydawgs in 
week 3.