3/24/03
New Haven - The New Haven Traffic Cones released the schedule of this 
season's promotional home games today:

3/31/03 - Opening Day - Show up or Coney comes to your home and kicks your ass

4/1/03 - Tickets Half Price - wink, wink

4/6/03 - David Wells Sunday - Come drunk, get in free

4/8/03 - Free Pretzel-Wagon Pretzels Day - Part of the settlement of referring to "Dancing Homer" in the 3/3/03 press release

4/20/03 - Come High, Get in Free - Only if you applicable if you skip church

5/2/03 - Can't Keep It Day - Any ball that goes into the stands must be given back

5/5/03 - Cinco De Mayo - Come drunk on Mexican beer, get in free

5/11/03 - Mother's Day - Bring your Mom drunk, get in free

5/18/03 - David Wells Sunday - Come drunk, get in free

5/31/03 - Kids m&m Giveaway Day - Every child under the age of 12 gets one m

6/8/03 - David Wells Sunday - Come drunk, get in free

6/15/03 - Father's Day - Bring your Dad drunk, get in free

6/19/03 - Shredded Paper Giveaway - Sponsored by Arthur Anderson

6/22/03 - David Wells Sunday - Come drunk, get in free

7/4/03 - M-80 Giveaway Day - Blow something up!

7/11/03 - Released from the Hospital Day - Blew off a body part last week?  Get in free today!

7/20/03 - David Wells Sunday - Come drunk, get in free

8/3/03 - David Wells Sunday - Come drunk, get in free

8/4/03 - DOT Day - Enter to win a traffic cone, valued at over $14!

8/10/03 - David Wells Sunday - Come drunk, get in free

8/13/03 - Wet T-shirt Contest - Bring the family!

8/31/03 - David Wells Sunday - Come drunk, get in free

9/6/03 - Sand Giveaway Day - BYOB (Bring Your Own Bucket)

9/7/03 - David Wells Sunday - Come drunk, get in free

9/13/03 - Ffej's Birthday - Tickets double price (and bring a present)

9/21/03 - David Wells Sunday - Come drunk, get in free