2004 Masacre Results ~ 02.29.04

February 29, 2004

Pyros go off and the crowd roars in the arena as there is a live band; Puddle of Mudd is on a stage set off to the side; PoM starts to play the UFA Theme song "Control".

Draven Holmes: Welcome to the second Pay Per View for the UFA - MASACRE! We are broadcasting LIVE from Mellon Arena in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

Jake Marsters: Tonight we have a lot of good matches. The main event match is going to be a seven man Masacre match for the UFA World Title. The only way to eliminated is to be thrown over the top rope. The competetors for that match are Christian Nathans, Corbon "Cross" Vandorn, Damien Rage, Nick Bourne, The Raven, The Vampyre Lestat and Yin Yang.

Draven Holmes: We also have The Coalition going up against Wicked Ways for the Tag Team Titles. Kidd Kwik gets his shot at the Hardcore Title when he faces Lestat in a Steel Cage. No one is permitted to interfere. Might I also add that the contenders for the Masacre Match will be outside the cage as enforcers. That way If anyone gets out of the cage, they can beat them and send them back into the ring.

Jake Marsters: We also have the return of Crypt and her debut match here in the UFA againt Ezmerelda. Newcomer Elektra faces Avorisa Latoya while Our first match for the night is Blade vs. Pyro.

Blade vs. Pyro
Ryan Marx: This First match is scheduled for ONE FALL!

Ryan Marx: Making his way to the ring standing at 6 foot 3 inches in height and weighing in at 210 pounds hailing from Long Island, New York... BLADE!!!

Papercut by Linkin Park and Blade emerges from the darkness under the UFATron, making his way down to the ring. Blade gets in the ring and waits for Pyro.

Ryan Marx: Making his way to the ring standing at 6 Foot 2 Inches and weighing in at 235 Pounds, hailing from Death Valley, CA... PYRO!!!

My Last Serenade By Killswitch Engage kicks up and A heartagram made of fire circles the entrance, and nothing. Pyro has decided not to show up.

Draven Holmes: Blade who is formerly Colin O'Conner; recently came off suspension for some reason or another.

Jake Marsters: Where is Pyro?

Still nothing as The heartogram goes out and the music stops.

Ryan Marx: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY FORFEIT IS... BLADE!

~SCENE GOES BACKSTAGE~

Wicked Ways are all in Iced's locker room, while Iced finishes her make up. Adrian and Wicked nod to eachother and then Wicked gives Adrian a small box. Adrian takes the box and walks to Lindsey, smiling to her.

Lindsey: What is in the box?

Adrian: It is a surprise... close your eyes.

Lindsey smiles, closing her eyes and Adrian opens the box, leaning in to kiss Lindsey as he snaps hand cuffs on her, hand cuffing her to the bathroom door knob in Iced's locker room. Lindsey blinks, opening her eyes and glares at Adrian.

Lindsey: What are you doing?

Adrian: This is for your own safety.

Wicked moves over to Iced and hand cuffs her to the closet door knob. Iced glares at Wicked and stomps on his foot. Wicked mutters and backs off. Both women glare at their men.

Wicked: Look. This is for your safety. Iced we are fighting The Coalition. Do you recall Dominic choke slamming your through a table? Let's not have a repeat of that. Ok?

Both men leave the locker room. Adrian sighs, looking disgusted with himself about this as Wicked locks the door and hands the keys to an armed guard. Adrian and Wicked step back, showing that there is not only one armed guard, but two. Wicked smirks.

Wicked: No one is to get in OR out. Come on Adrian. Stop looking so sour. Let's go make them Titles ours.

Adrian runs a hand over his bald head as Wicked walks off. Adrian then follows Wicked.

~SCENE CUTS BACK TO DRAVEN AND JAKE~

Draven Holmes: Those two are in so much trouble.

Jake Marsters: Hell Yeah! That means I have a shot at Iced or Lindsey!

Crypt vs. Ezmerelda
Margo Coy: This second match is scheduled for one fall

Making her way to the ring standing at 5 foot 5 inches and weighing in at 126 pounds hailing from Dallas, TX.... CRYPT!

Debonaire by Dope kicks up and the crowd goes wild. Cat calls echo through the arena as Crypt comes from under the UFATron. Crypt stops at the top of the ramp, throws a few quick kicks and then starts down the ramp. Crypt then baseball slides into the ring and gets to her feet, waiting for Ezmerelda.

Margo Coy: Her opponent coming to the ring stands at 5 foot 7 inches and weighing in at 135 pounds from Pittsburgh, PA...... EZMERELDA!!!

"I Wanna Be Bad" by Willa Ford kicks up and Ezmerelda comes out with Devon by her side, making her way to the ring. Her eyes are locked on Crypt who standing in the ring, waiting for Ezmerela. Devon and Ezmerelda both get into the ring. Crypt is quiet while Devon walks over to her.

Draven Holmes: Both of these women have....

The lights in the arena go out and Darude by Sandstorm kicks up. The Raven comes from under the UFATRon wearing an armani suit. Devon sighs looks back at Crypt, getting a little closer to her. Raven continues down the ramp, remaining outside the ring Raven stands in Crypt's corner with a smirk on his face.

Jake Marsters: Dammit! Why is he down here?

Draven looks at Jake and shrugs.

Draven Holmes: Because he wants to be?

Jake Marsters: *sighs and mutters*

Draven chuckles.

DING DING DING - The bell rings to start the match. Both women circle eachother. Ezmerelda reaches out and slaps Crypt across the face. Crypt stops moving as Ezmerelda slaps her again. Crypt grabs Ezmerelda by the shoulders and head butts her. Ezmerelda stumbles back holding her head, while Crypt paces waiting patiently. Ezmerelda moves back over towards Crypt, saying something to her and then flips Crypt off. Crypt sighs and gets in a fighting stance. Ezmerelda starts to laugh as Crypt lifts her right leg, moving fast; pointing her knee at Ezmerelda. Crypt rotates her leg outward like a hackeysack kick, then extends her knee, striking with the instep of her foot, hitting Ezmerelda's outer thigh. Crypt then rotates her leg back in, ready for another, doing it again, this time hitting Ezmerelda's mid section. Ezmerelda blinks and staggers back wondering what just happened.

Draven Holmes: That was fast. Nice moves by Crypt

Jake Marsters: Yes Indeed. Nice Form.

Crypt stares Ezmerelda down as Ezmerelda moves over and drops, doing a foot sweep on Crypt who jumps up and back flips, moving closer to the ropes. Devon walks over and grabs at her foot, sending Crypt face first into the mat.

Draven Holmes: Ouch.

Jake Marsters: Shit!

Ezmerelda moves over and starts to stomp on Crypts back only for Crypt to grab at Ezmerelda's foot and pull her down to the mat. Crypt then grabs Ezmerelda by the shoulders and pins her to the mat, Ezmerelda kicks out before the ref can even start the count. Crypt gets to her feet as does Ezmerelda. Raven watches on as Crypt turns facing Ezmerelda and lets Ezmerelda get closer. Ezmerelda spits on Crypt's face. Crypt wipes her face off and then Crypt delivers a left jab punch to Ezmerelda's face, then she follows through with a right cross to solar plexus, making sure her back foots pivots round, while her knees are flexed, Crypt pivots to the side kick position and brings her right leg up and delivers a power kick to the abdomen of Ezmerelda. Crypt then raises her left leg to her chest, at the same time, Crypt jumps and turns around in a left spin, while spinning, Crypt puts her left leg to the ground and hits Ezmerelda in the head with her right leg, sending Ezmerelda to the mat, dazed. Crypt moves to cover Ezmerelda for the pin.

REF: ONE

REF: TWO

REF: THREE

Ezmerelda is shocked that Crypt pinned her. Crypt smirks as gets up, The ref raises her hand as Margo speaks.

Margo Coy: THE WINNER FOR THIS MATCH IS CRYPT!!!

Draven Holmes: And Crypt wins her debut match here at the UFA!

Jake Marsters: Damn she is fine!

Ezmerelda looks pissed. Devon gets in the ring with Ezmerelda and Devon starts running his mouth to Crypt who delivers a super kick to Devon's chin. The kick sends Devon onto his back.

Draven Holmes: Now Ezmerelda has to be a manager.

Jake Marsters: Do you think she will manage me?

Draven Holmes: What, you that bad off?

Jake Marsters: No.

The cage comes down for the next match. Ryan Marx stands at ring side and announces.

The Vampyre Lestat(c) vs. Kidd Kwik for Hardcore Title.
Ryan Marx: This next match is for the HARDCORE TITLE.

The first challenger coming to the ring standing at 5 foot 10 inches in height and weighing in at 225 pounds hailing from Louisianna.... KIDD KWIK!

"Right Round" by Dope starts up and Kidd Kwik comes out and looks around bouncing a bit at the top of the ramp, the crowd starts to go nuts. He smiles and walks to the ring. Alone this time, Kidd Kwik gets into the cage and then he gets up into ring. His music stops as Kidd bounces around in the ring a bit, testing the ropes.

Ryan Marx: The second challenger coming to the ring standing at 6 foot 3 inches in height and weighing 265 poinds, hailing from Detroit, Michegan the current HARDCORE CHAMPION.... THE VAMPYRE LESTAT!

"Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed kicks up and Lestat's video plays on the UFATron. Lestat emerges from the darkness and starts down the ramp with that title proudly slung over his shoulder. Lestat is indeed alone this time. Lestat hands his belt over to Ryan Marx and then Lestat gets into the cage and then up into the ring. Lestat and Kidd look eachother over as Leggs by ZZ Top kicks up. JL and the OTHER six contenders for the UFA World Title match walk down the ramp. JL smirks and then stops at the bottom of the ramp as Bad Religion by Godsmack starts up and Redeemer comes down in a Referree shirt. The crowd pops with excitement! Lestat and Kidd are shocked. The others who are outside the cage surround it, waiting.

Draven Holmes: Oh Wow. A Special Ref!

Jake Marsters: Redeemer is back from his injury!

JL says something to Redeemer, who nods and we see him mouth " I went over the rules with Tony". JL nods and remains the the bottom of the ramp. Redeemer then moves towards the cage and The Raven moves over towards Redeemer. Redeemer stops and looks at Raven, all Raven does is shake his hand and then pat him on the back, Redeemer smiles and returns the shake. Redeemer then gets into the cage and smirks looking Kidd and Lestat over as he gets in the ring. Kidd nods to Redeemer and then the bell rings for the match to start.

Draven Holmes: This definately makes things interesting

Jake Marsters: No shit!

Kidd and Lestat circle eachother as Redeemer watches them. Finally Kidd and Lestat lock up. Kidd delivers a knee thrust to Lestat's mid section, which causes Lestat to shove Kidd to the mat, then to put a boot to Kidd's throat. Redeemer counts to one and then Lestat releases Kidd and looks at Redeemer. Redeemer points out that he has a Ref shirt on. Lestat looks at JL and glares as Kidd gets to his feet. The men oustide the cage grow hungry for someone one to beat on. Kidd moves over to a corner and climbs up onto the top turn buckle. Kidd does a front flip off the top turnbuckle, the back of Kidd's head and neck colliding with Lestat. Both men hit the mat, Lestat gets to his feet quicker than Kidd does and Lestat slides out of the ring, remaining in the cage and reaches under the ring. Damien Rage walks over to where Lestat is and pulls something out of the pockets out his jeans. Redeemer checks on Kidd who is still laying there as Damien begins to cut the cage with wire cutters. Kidd gets up and looks towards Damien as Lestat pulls out a sledge hammer, then gets back into the ring with the sledge hammer in hand. Kidd spears Lestat through the ropes and into the cage where Damien was cutting. Sending both men through the cage as well. Damien grins and starts to stomp on Lestat while Nick Bourne grabs Kidd and starts to deliver punches to Kidd's mid section.

Draven Holmes: Oh this is great.

Jake Marsters: No Shit. Boss Lady looks pissed.

The assault on Kidd and Lestat continues as Yin moves over and pulls Nick off of Kidd, telling Nick something and pointing to the ring. Kidd moves back into the cage and then gets into the ring. Redeemer sighs as Damien brings Lestat to his feet and then boots Lestat back into the cage. Lestat is about to go out after Damien until JL comes over and narrows her eyes at Lestat, pointing to the ring. Lestat fights with all that he has, and turns getting into the ring. Kidd delivers his Triple Strike. Kidd starts with a hand stand double kick, follows through with an aerial round house kick and finishes with a standing super kick. Sending Lestat to the mat. The crowd cheers as Kidd covers Lestat for the pin. Redeemer kneels to count.

Draven Holmes: Kidd could be the NEW Hardcore Champion.

Jake Marsters: Yep.

REDEEMER: ONE!

REDEEMER: TW-

Lestat kicks out and Kidd stands back up, running a hand through his hair as Lestat stands as well. Lestat grabs Kidd around the throat, then Lestat lifts Kidd in the air before slamming Kidd into the mat. Lestat kneels down to cover Kidd for the pin. Kidd kicks out before Redeemer can get down to count. Lestat blinks and gets up, moving for that Sledge Hammer. Kidd gets to his feet and staggers to a corner, catching his breath. Lestat picks up the sledge hammer as Kidd climbs to the top turn buckle. Lestat turns to see what Kidd is doing and grins, running over and waiting. Kidd makes it to the top of the turn buckle and then back flips off the top and as he is about to hit into Lestat, Lestat swings the sledge hammer into the stomach of Kidd. Kidd hits the mat and holds his stomach. The crowd erupts with Boos through out the arena.

Draven Holmes: Kidd is hurt here.

Jake Marsters: Shit!

Lestat throws the sledge hammer out of the ring and kneels down. Kidd pushes Lestat away with his one arm. Kidd gets to his feet then Kidd delivers a left jab, then a right Jab, with his good leg Kidd performs a back leg roundhouse kick to the midsection of Lestat, very quicky steps forward with right leg infront, Kidd fakes a right hand jab and then turns his head to right side to look behind, transfers the weight to his left leg, bringing his right knee up, extending his foot behind him and striking Lestat in the hip with his heel. Lestat grabs his hip as Kidd, limps off, holding his injured leg still, wincing in pain as he walks. Lestat narrows his eyes and spears Kidd hard, causing Kidd to groan out loud in pain. Lestat covers Kidd for the pin.

REDEEMER: ONE!

REDEEMER: TWO!

REDEEMER: THREE!

Lestat gets to his feet as Kidd lays there injured badly. Damien Rage moves into the cage, along with JL. They both get into the ring as Kellie Kwik runs down the ramp past Christian and Nick who are on there way up the ramp. Raven, Corbon and YIn stay at ring side as the cage is raised up. Lestat is handed back his title as Damien Rage glares at him. Damien then boots Lestat in the gut, then turns and grabs Lestat's head with one hand and drops to the mat, pulling the Lestat's jaw into Damien's shoulder. Damien points to the Title and then to himself, running his mouth Damien style.

Draven Holmes: Looks like Damien Rage wants his title back.

Jake Marsters: No. Damien "Fucking" Rage. wants it back.

Kidd is helped out of the ring by Yin and Raven while Kellie glares at Lestat. Lestat smirks, holding his title up in the air. Redeemer starts up the ramp with Corbon and JL; who are followed by Raven, Yin, Kidd & Kellie. Ryan Marx gets back in the ring as Lestat exits the ring having Angel meet him at the top of ramp. Angel hugs Lestat and he throws his arms around her and they dissapear behind the UFATron.

The Coalition vs. Wicked Ways(c)
Ryan Marx: This Next Match is scheduled for One Fall for the TAG TEAM TITLES!

Ryan Marx: Making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 532 pounds.... THE COALITION!

"Seek and Destroy" by Metallica. Dangerous Dan Dunegan and Dominic come from under the UFATron and start down the ramp, both men look pumped and ready for this match. They both get into the ring as the crowd cheers, a lot of women whistle for them.

Ryan Marx: Making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 455 pounds... WICKED WAYS!

"Just Got Wicked" by COLD starts up. Wicked and Adrian come out from under the UFATron, stop and look downat The Coalition. Wicked and Adrian then make their way to the ring. Wicked and Adrian discuss who is going to go first as they walk down the ramp. Wicked gets in the ring first and Adrian waits on the apron in their corner. Dominic and Dan tap fists and Dan leaves the ring.

Draven Holmes: Dangerous Dan Dunegan and Dominic have proven to be unstoppable - apart and together. We have yet to see how Adrian and Wicked work together.

Jake Marsters: I still can't believe what they did to Iced and Lindsey.

Wicked gets in the ring first and Adrian waits on the apron in their corner. Dominic and Dan tap fists and Dan leaves the ring.

Draven Holmes: Wicked and Dominic are in the ring first.

Jake Marsters: Poor Wicked.

Wicked swings at Dominic, Dominic crouches down a bit and puts his hand around Wicked's throat. Dominic choke tosses Wicked across the ring. Dominic slowly walks over to Wicked who slowly gets to his feet. Wicked looks at Dominic. As Dominic gets closer, Wicked quickly climbs onto the top turn buckle. Wicked turns and jumps off the top turning buckle driving his head into Dominic's head

Draven Holmes: Flying Headbutt! Dang!

Jake Marsters: Ouch. Sonuvabitch!

Both Dominic and Wicked lay on the ground. Dan slaps the turn buckle, yelling at Dominic. "GET UP DOM!" Dominic starts to stir while Wicked lays there his head busted open from that risky move. Adrian reaches for Wicked's arm calling out to him. Dominic gets to his feet with help from the ropes as Wicked crawls towards the corner where Adrian is. Dominic staggers and walks to Wicked, stomping on his lower back, causing Wicked to coil up in pain. Adrian runs a hand over his bald head and yells at Dominic. Dominic glares at Adrian, drags Wicked two feet away from the corner where Adrian is and grins. Adrian reaches for Wicked to tag and Dominic nails him in the face with a Haymaker.

Draven Holmes: Ouch!

Jake Marsters: Fuck Me....

Dominic backs away and moves to his corner, tagging Dan in. Wicked gets to his feet and tags Adrian in. Dan gets in the ring as Wicked rolls out, coughing. Adrian and Dan get in eachothers face. Both bald men stare eachother down, both of their muscles flex as their eyes remain locked on eachother. Adrian steps back and kicks Dan in the stomach, then stuns Dan.

Draven Holmes: Stunner!

Jake Marsters: Oh shit. Dan is getting back up!

Dan is already back to his feet and Adrian looks shocked as hell. Dan delivers a powerful punch to Adrian, who delivers a powerful punch in return. Dan says "fuck this!" and grabs Adrian, irish whips him into a corner and then steps back as Adrian moves away from the corner only to get speared by Dan. Dan goes for his EVAK. Dan holds onto a very dazed Adrian and stands, lifting him onto his shoulder. Dan looks at the crowd and does a throat slash with his thumb, then holding Adrian's legs, Dan powerslams Adrian into the mat like a giant club. Adrian lays there and Dan picks him and slams him into the mat again. Wicked gets up and tries to get in the ring only for Dominic to get in and clothesline Wicked, sending Wicked back into the mat, his feet come over his head, causing his head and shoulders to hit the mat first as Wicked just lays there. Dominic gets out of the ring, pulling Wicked out with him as Dan covers Adrian for the pin.

REF: ONE!

REF: TWO!

REF: THREE!

Dominic gets back in the ring as Dan gets back to his feet. Both men then raise a fist to the air as Ryan Marx announces it.

Ryan Marx: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND THE NEW UFA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... THE COALITION!!!

The crowd errupts with cheers and applauds as Dan and Dominic are handed their titles. EMT's rush down and put Wicked on a stretcher as Dominic and Dan exit the ring, each holding a can of O'Dooles. Dan drinking from his as Dominic cracks his open. Adrian gets to his feet and checks on Wicked.

Draven Holmes: Poor Wicked Ways.

Jake Marsters: Yeah They got the shit beat out of them and now they are about to get bitch slapped. *chuckles*

Elektra vs. Avorisa Latoya
Ryan Marx: This next match is scheduled for ONE FALL!

Ryan Marx: Making her way to the ring standing at 5 foot 7 inches and weighing in at 130 lbs, hailing from Des Moines, Iowa... ELEKTRA!!!

"Oracle" by Kittie starts up and nothing.

Ryan Marx shakes his head and then continues.

Ryan Marx: Her opponent standing at 6 foot even and weighing in at 151 pounds ... AVORISA LATOYA!!!

"Butterfly" by Crazytown kicks up and nothing; again.

Draven Holmes: This is not good.

Jake Marsters: No. Not at all. JL is gonna be fucked off.

Draven Holmes: Watch your language.

Jake Marsters: What? It is a PPV. Ease up Draven. Shit!

Still nothing.

Draven Holmes: *shakes his head*

Jake Marsters: Well that was a great match. Next!

Margo Coy: DUE TO NEITHER CONTENDER SHOWING UP. THERE IS NO WINNER. THIS MATCH IS CONSIDERED A DRAW!!!

Margo leaves the ring and hands the microphone to Ryan Marx who gets back into the ring.

MASACRE - For UFA World Title - Over the Top Rope Elimination
Christian Nathans vs. Corbon "Cross" Vandorn vs. Damien Rage vs. Nick Bourne vs. The Raven vs. The Vampyre Lestat vs. Yin Yang

Ryan Marx: The MAIN EVENT match is scheduled for Over the Top Rope Elimination!

Ryan Marx: Our first contender making his way to the ring standing at 6 foot 6 inches and weighing 282 pounds hailing from Los Angeles, CA and being accompanied by his manager Avorisa Latoya... CHRISTIAN NATHANS!

"Remedy" by Cold starts up as Christian and Avorisa appear from the darkness and pose mid ramp, Avorisa points to Christian and they make their way down the ramp and Christian gets into the ring. Christian steps onto a turnbuckle as AJ waits at ring side.

Ryan Marx: Our second contender making his way to the ring standing at 6 foot 3 inches in height and weighing in at 255 pounds hailing from London, England and being escorted by his manager Jessica Castillo.... CORBON "CROSS" VANDORN!

"Thunderstruck" by ACDC starts up and Corbon emerges from the darkness, dressed in a white sleeveless shirt black jeans with a blue belt, black shiny steel toe boots. A black cross hanging from a red string which is around his neck and he has a patch over his left eye. Jessica is accompaning him and she is dressed in a black business suit that constists of a black pretty halter top, black business pants and black nice dress shoes. Jake is staring at Jessica as Corbon enters the ring. Jessica remains at ring side as Corbon walks towards the center.

Ryan Marx: Our third contender for this match making his way to the ring standing at 5 foot 10 inches and weighing in at 197 pounds hailing from Melbourne, Australia ... DAMIEN RAGE!!!

Across the Nation by The Union Underground kicks up. Damien steps out on the ramp, flips off the left side of the crowd, flips off the right side of the crowd, smiles at the returns from each side in turn, then looks to the crowd and flips off the people in the ring. Walks out to the ring, and rolls in under the bottom rope. Steps up on a turnbuckle, flips off the crowd again, then steps down and walks to the opposite corner doing the same thing. Then steps to another corner and repeats. On his way to the last post he stops and flips off his opponent or the ref, and finishes the last ring post.

Ryan Marx: Our fourth contender making his way to the ring standing at 5 foot 11 inches in height and weighing in at 227 lbs. pounds hailing from Hershey, Pennsylvania... NICK BOURNE!

Disease by Sevendust starts up and Nick Bourne steps out onto the stage, Nick looks around as he is recieving a mixed reaction or cheers and boos from the crowd. One fan actually has a sign that reads "THE BOURNE CHAMP!". Nick nods a bit and walks to the ring with a cocky yet confident stride.

Ryan Marx: Our fifth contender making his way to the ring making his way to the ring standing at 6 foot 4 inches in height and weighing in at 232 pounds hailing from Mirmansk, Russia... THE RAVEN!!!

As a light sprinkling of sparks falls from the ceiling like snow, and the slower part of his music plays, The Raven steps out onto the stage wearing a long black cloak with a deep hood. Suddenly there is a near-blinding explosion and sparks shoot from above and below, as he simultaniously throws off the cloak, and springs into the air in an ariel chinese splits. At the point of explosion, D's music has picked up to a pulse pounding tempo, and he moves to the ring, alternately greeting fans he passes, and watching the other four men who is wait in the ring.

Ryan Marx: Our sixth contender making his way to the ring standing at 6 foot 3 inches in height and weighing 265 poinds, hailing from Detroit, Michegan being escorted by the lovely Fallen Angel... THE HARDCORE CHAMPION... THE VAMPYRE LESTAT!

"Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed kicks up and Lestat's video plays on the UFATron. Lestat emerges from the darkness being followed by the lovely Fallen Angel. The couple make their way to the ring as a lot of whistles and cat calls are let out for Angel. Lestat and Angel get in the ring, Angel winks at Lestat and she moves to ring side as Lestat climbs into the ring.

Ryan Marx: Our seventh and final contender making his way to the ring standing at 5 foot 9 inches in height and weighing in at 219 pounds... YIN YANG!!!

Enemy by Sevendust kicks up and Yin steps out from the entrance. Yin looks down at the full ring and makes his way down the ramp and gets into the ring. The crowd cheers as all men stand in the ring. Ryan Marx leaves the ring. DING DING DING. The bell rings to start the match.

Draven Holmes: The Main Event Match here ladies and gentlemen.

Jake Marsters: The best match of all.

Things start off quickly as Yin goes for Christian, Christian has the same intentions as the two start things off with the first blows. Christian hits Yin who in turn delivers a Mune tsuki (Straight thrust -punch- to the chest) causing Christian to stumble back some, Yin delivers three move of those, geting Christian over by the ropes, Yin moves to a fighting stance, Yin using his back leg to release a powerful hook hick to Christian's head sending him over the top rope. While Raven and Lestat stare eachother down. Damien rage goes to work on Nick Bourne.

Draven Holmes: Christian is the first one out.

Jake Marsters: I bet you that Yin is next.

Lestat shoves Raven who goes to get in Lestat's face only for Corbon Cross to deliver a punch to Lestat's kindey. Lestat stops and slowly turns, forgetting about Raven and going after Corbon. Yin moves away from the ropes, proud of what he did to Christian. Avorisa is helping Christian up as they vow to get Yin back for this and they start up the ramp. Raven spots Yin and walks over to him, getting in a stand ready for Yin to turn around. Damien still works on Nick, by knee bashing Nick in the face. Damien cusses as he does this, very ticked off for one reason or another. No one knows at this point. Nick falls to the mat out cold and Damien looks down at him and sighs. Damien throws his arms up in the air and grabs Nick, putting him over his shoulder and throwing him over the top rope. Nick hits the floor out cold.

Draven Holmes: Ouch! Poor Nick Bourne. Now down to Corbon Cross, Damien Rage, The Raven, Lestat and Yin Yang.

Jake Marsters: This is getting interesting.

Damien turns and watches as Yin turns around only for Raven to deliver 3 knee thrusts to Yin's head/face, letting go on the third, thus pushing Yin back, then delivers a fierce super kick. Yin falls back and lays on the mat while Lestat and Corbon deliver powerfull punches back and fourth. Angel cheers Lestat on while Jessica cheers Corbon on. Angel stops as Lestat grabs Corbon's head under his arm, then Lestat drops Corbon to the mat, smirks and then goes back to watching the fight. Damien then moves over towards Raven, Raven turns around only for Damien boots Raven in the gut, then turns and grabs Raven's head with one hand and drops to the mat, pulling the Raven's jaw into Damien's shoulder. Raven lays there, catching his breath while Yin comes over to Lestat, Yin has one leg forward slightly bent, and the other foot back to brace him, Lestat turns and charges at Yin, thinking this should be easy, Yin takes both of his fist and slams them hard into Lestat's chest enough to knock Lestat back onto his back. Corbon gets up only to get grabbed by Damien. Damien boots Corbon in the gut and is about to stun him when Lestat grabs Damien and pulls Damien down to the mat. Lestat gets up and finishes the stunner for Damien by grabbing Corbon around the head and with one hand and drops to the mat, pulling Corbon's jaw into Lestat's very own shoulder. Damien is about to kick the Lestat in the back of the head when Yin stands with his left side facing Damien, feet shoulder width apart, left foot forward. Yin transfers the weight to the left leg. Yin then begins turning towards Damien, weight on front leg. Yin lifts his right knee up and close to his own body, unloads the left knee as the turn is executed, rotating his left foot pointing his left tow away from the kick. Yin leans slightly to the left at his waise, points his right knee that is still bended at the target, then he extends his right leg outward, rotating his right hip forward. Yin then strikes Damien in the kidney area with the top of his foot and with his toes pointed down. Lestat picks Corbon up and tosses him over the top rope, while Yin lowers his right foot, Damien turns around not expecting that move at all. Yin delivers a kick to Damien's chin, Damien goes over the top rope and catches himself on the apron, rolling under the bottom rope back into the ring. Damien gets to his feet as Raven; who is now back to his feet; comes over towards him.

Draven Holmes: Down to four men here. Damien Rage, The Vampire Lestat, The Raven and Yin Yang

Jake Marsters: Oh.. Now three... Lestat, Raven and Mr. Yang.

Jake says that as Raven delivers a powerful super kick to Damien's chin, sending Damien over the top rop. Damien could not save himself this time. Raven turns and see Lestat still there, Yin moves over towards Lestat and gets a boot to the face from Lestat. Raven walks over; raises and then extends his front left leg, leaning back slightly for balance, pointing his toes upward, delivering a kick in a semi-circle motion from left to right; The instep of Raven's foot hits Lestat along the jawline, sending Lestat back. Yin gets up and moves over to the two. Yin grins at recognizing the Cresent Kick that Raven just did on Lestat. Raven sets Lestat up against the ropes while Yin lifts his left knee, jumping up, lowering his left knee and raising his right knee at the same time. Yin then strikes Lestat's upper torso (chest) with his right foot extended, pushing the power of the kick through his heel and then Yin falls to the mat while Lestat falls backwards out of the ring, hitting the floor, taking part of the apron curtain with him as he tried to save himself from that.

Draven Holmes: Nice moves!

Jake Marsters: Wow. Down to just two men here. The Raven and Yin Yang.

Raven turns in a ready stance, but sees that the only person left besides himself is Yin, and straightens with a smile. Yin, seeing the same situation, returns the smile, and reaches out his fist low. Raven steps foreward, and taps Yin's fist, then steps back a bit. Yin straightens and slaps his thighs lightly, and bows, watching as Raven returns the gesture. Yin falls back into a spread leg stance, and raises his hands in readiness. Raven steadies on one foot as he raises his right leg a bit, holding his fists up in front of him. Yin begins the competiton by stepping foreward in a blur of movement, thrusting with his fists, right, then left, then right again, in rapid succession, and spins, thrusting straight out with his foot. Raven, expecting the punches, quickly steps foreward as well, blocking the first punch with his hand, the second with a quickly raised thigh, and the third with an expertly placed forearm. The spin kick, though, he completely misses, taking the stiff kick to the mid-section. Raven takes a step back and falls, his balance totally gone for the moment. Raven hits the mat on his buttocks, and rolls back, landing in a crouch in the corner.

Draven Holmes: Good land by Raven. These two atheletes are amazing.

Jake Marsters: They are. They make this job worth having. Oh. Yin advances on Raven.

Yin advances and throws a low kick to Raven, and Raven ducks and rolls under Yin, stopping in a crouch and rises, placing a reverse snap kick to Yin's kidney. Yin turns and both men square off again, then Yin, again, makes the first strike, leaping and arching a kick to Raven's head. Raven ducks under, then rises, hitting Yin's inner thigh with an uppercut. Yin also accepts the blow, and thrusts out his other leg, landing a kick on Raven's head, anyways. Both men go down, Yin grabbing his leg, and Raven holding his head. Both men are slow to rise, Yin to a standing position, and Raven to a crouch. Yin tests his leg, and then moves foreward, where Raven still appears to be nursing his head. As the kick reaches Raven's head, Raven quickly lets go of his head, and grabs Yin's foot, rolling back, and using Yin's own momentum to throw Yin towards the ropes. Yin goes over the rope, but grabs on, landing his feet on the apron. Raven continues the backroll, and comes up, sending a quick double kick: one to the back of Yin's head, and the other, a thrust kick to the side of Yin's head. Yin's head snaps foreward then to the side, as he falls from the apron.

Ryan Marx: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND THE NEW UFA WORLD CHAMPION IS.... THE RAVEN!!!

JL comes down the ramp with the UFA World Title in her hands. JL then gets into the ring and hands the title to Raven.

Draven Holmes: That was indeed some match.

Jake Marsters: It really came down to the two best men here in the UFA.

Draven Holmes: Yes. We had four great matches tonight.

Jake Marsters: We crowned New Tag Team Champions, The Coalition

Draven Holmes: The Vampire Lestat remained the Hardcore Champion. However he could not pull his weight here.

Jake Marsters: See you folks on Monday March 8th at Monday Madness at the Erie Civic Center in Erie, Pennsylvania

The show ends with Puddle of Mudd playing "She Fucking Hates Me" as the crowd pops and still appears to be wound up from the nights events. END MASACRE!

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