Day 1
�Whatever�
Day 2
Am attempting to diversify vocabulary, as �whatever� not as expressive as previously assumed. Have added �fine� and �nothing� to entourage of words. In other news, have purchased new shampoo as to make amazing hair even shinier.
...Later...
Seifer insulted amazingly good hair. Think he was drunk. Would have insulted his tacky vest, but instead said ���. Seifer became increasingly annoyed at lack of response and challenged me to �training fight�.
Day 3
Woke up in infirmary with manly looking doctor leaning over me asking annoying questions. Apparently training fight did not go over as well as hoped. On plus side, have totally sexy scar now. Think it accentuates piercing eyes. Had to go to fire cavern today with leggy instructor. She looked a little disappointed when we got there. Wonder why?
...Later...
SeeD Exam today. Seifer was team leader. Also has sexy looking scar. Lead us on side quest to communication tower and rambled about �romantic dream�. Also teammates with hotdog obsessed tattoo boy. Think he may be flinty, as he kept staring at amazing hair and piercing eyes. Can�t really blame him, as am insanely hot.
Met little hyperactive mosquito from Squad A. Not v. coordinated, but managed to jump off cliff and land on feet. Had to fight giant flying hornet thing and got prostitute of GF world. Calls herself Siren. Saucy wench.
Was chased by insanely persistent mechanical spider with vendetta on my head. Destroyed good portion of Dollet in process. Was saved by leggy blonde instructor with machine gun.
...Much later�(still Day 3)
Went to SeeD initiation ball. Washed and conditioned hair. Looked damn hot with scar in new uniform. Danced with totally hot brunette. Unfortunately was left after one dance. Went outside where leggy blonde instructor told me to meet her at �secret area�. As was command went. Instructor whined. Told her to talk to wall. Go me!
Day 4
Was assigned first mission today. On team with tattoo boy, who is called Zell, and hyperactive mosquito, called Selphie. Am supposed to go to Timber to liberate it. Is suicide as are only three of us against entire Galbadian army. Maybe should not have insulted leggy blonde instructor. Think maybe she had something to do with this.
Day 5
On train to Timber slipped into freaky dream. Was moron. Not a big fan of suspicious dream type sequence, but brushed it aside as was not commanded to contemplate it. Met Forest Owls and was told to wake up �princess�. Turns out was same brunette from Ball. Gave me big hug when woke up and introduced me to dog. She totally wants me. Must be silky hair and new scar.
...Later...
Ran around on trains. Gave hair hard to achieve wind blown look. V. pleased. Had to fight grotesque fake president. Think mad good gunblade skills impressed sexy brunette. Have noticed that she has perfect highlights and dog that can bring her back to life. Big turn on.
Day 8
Went to communication tower today in attempt to make broadcast about liberation of Timber. Party crashed by Seifer and leggy blonde instructor. Zell made stupid mistake risking safety of Garden. Blamed it on lack of hotdogs. Have discovered that no good can come from communication towers.
Sorceress arrived and convinced Seifer to walk through liquid wall. V. cool. Though must admitt Quistis and Rinoa seemed disappointed to see him go. Don�t know why as he has improperly conditioned hair. Perhaps I should try new shampoo?
Day 10
Timber being over taken by Galbadia army so forced to take last train out of town. Ironically, headed for Galbadia Garden. Quistis has taken over leadership position. Is OK as gives me more time to brode and appear sexy and mysterious. Think Rinoa has noticed�Zell too, but am choosing to ignore.
Shortly after getting off train slipped into strange dream again. Dream character not v. manly. Has good hair though, and piano chic quite good looking.
...Later�
Like G. Garden. Quite here. Good for dark and mysterious aura. Headmaster is prick though. Has assigned us new mission to assassinate sorceress. Told him could not accept on account of have no sniper. Called over cowboy sniper named Irvine Kinnease with intimidatingly good looking hair. Stupid Headmaster. Cowboy immediately hit on Rinoa. Not worried though, as Selphie will kill her if she tries anything.
Day 12
Arrived in Deling City. Met General Caraway. Apparently Rinoa�s father. Made us go to Tomb of Unknown King to retrieve pointless number. In process forced to fight demented blue bulls with freakish man love relationship. Think Zell wet himself. All in all, v. odd day. �Whatever�
Returned to Caraway mansion with number and got long boring lecture. No wonder Rinoa ran away. Raided bathroom and found high priced little shampoo bottles. Am v. pleased.
Day 13
Off to assassinate sorceress. Parade ruined by presence of Seifer. How come he gets to be on a float? Sorceress killed president. Can�t say am sorry as tried to do the same. Next had to rescue Rinoa from magical lizard creatures. Honestly...
Apparently cowboy sniper with good hair has issues as took far to much coaxing to get him to fire shot at sorceress.
Later�
Stupid sorceress. Stopped bullet with magic shield. Why not? Had to leap off clock tower and steal blue convertible. Looked damn sexy. Ended up fighting Seifer. Called him lapdog and totally kicked ass. Go me! Sorceress next. Irvine came to redeem self. Rinoa came too.!Is quite cute twhen trying to be tough. Anyway, are totally winning.o �redeem� self, and Rinoa came to help as well. Is quite cute when trying to be tough. Anyway, are totally winning.
...Later still...
Stupid Sorceress... Stupid ice javelins...
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