The Very Secret Diary of Selphie Tilmitt (by Lauren)
Day 1:
Arrived at Balamb Garden today. SO much different from Trabia as there was only one classroom and severe lack of hot dogs. I think the hot dogs issue has been an ongoing problem as spunky blonde boy in front of me in line seemed quite angry and threatened to tear out lunch lady's hair. Got smacked. Quite amusing.
On plus side, got a tour from a cute boy with a very nice scar.
But must now study for SeeD field exam... what to wear....
Day 3:
Yay! Field exam today. Not only could I possibly become a SeeD, but look SO cute in my new uniform. Tehe. Go Me!
Later:
Wahoo! totally a SeeD! can't wait for my first mission. Although, I worry about the time demand. With this responsibility will I have enough time to plan garden festival AND keep hair so flippy? It's a lot of work you know! Plus, already have first battle scar. Stupid boots, stupid cliffs. Although, cant decide which was worse... falling down cliff or dealing with Squad B captain. Kept calling me hyperactive mosquito. Jerk. Think he might be jealous of flippy hair.
Day 5:
Got Zell to join Garden Festival Planning Committee. Said something about not wanting to get blown up and then ran away. Oh well. Interesting kid.
Going on first mission today. Hope it involves makeovers! Have learned that will be joining Zell and Squall. Squalls hair looks fun to play with. Wonder if it would flip...
Not looking forward to trip though, as Zell most likely will not shut up about hot dogs and Squall isnt much of a conversationalist.
What to wear?
Later:
Yellow sundress bad idea. Perhaps should have noticed that others were wearing winter clothes. Then perhaps would have grabbed a coat. On plus side, hair feeling quite flippy today!
Day 8:
Crazy Day. Fell asleep on train listening to Zell droning on about hot dogs and sucked into some dreamworld. On plus side, man in dreamworld quite... well... dreamy. Soon after dream incident, was explained some big elaborate plan about trains. Forgot to pay attention as was thinking about hair. Ended up fighting some guy with an oversized shoulder who talked in capital letters. Tried to see if capital letters were part of a code. Ended up wasting time.
Apparently president and sorceress going to join forces. Crap.
Seifer mumbled something about his hot scar and followed some chick with a weird dress behind a liquid wall.
Hair feeling flat. Perky optimism fading... fading...
Day 10:
Went to Galbadia Garden today. Smug headmaster all like "oh, ya, so kill the sorceress". He must think I'm some sort of god as can plan garden festival, have perfect flippy hair, and totally kick ass with numbchucks, all while looking so cute!
On plus side, met hot guy in cowboy hat. Mumbled something about not liking his butterfly time disturbed and agreed to be our sniper.
Day 12:
Don't think Irvine has ever been on a train before as he seemed to have trouble balancing and kept falling into my chest. Also, offered to let me see his gun sometime. Nice guy. Said I'd repay the favor by letting him see my numbchucks. Seemed quite happy about the idea. They're only numbchucks.
Rinoa was totally hitting on him after. Saucy wench. Not to worry though, I'll kill her if she tries anything.
Hair update: Worried as left side feeling slightly more flippy than the right.
Day 13:
Met Rinoa's dad today. Locked her in her room. Must say am somewhat glad as she was getting on my nerves with incessant whining and stupid dog... "oh, look at me, oh feel bad for me... I'm soooo perfect and have perfect highlights and a dog that can bring me back to life... oooo". Well, her hair may have perfect highlights, but it SO doesnt have the body to do the flippy thing. hah.
Think have been assigned to some mission to kill sorceress. Perhaps should have paid attention to Lt. Caraway instead of thinking about hair. Perhaps Quistis right about me being too obsessed.
Later:
Ok, what genius designed a sewer system like this?! Seriously! Perky optimism fading... fading... And if Quistis doesn't shut up about how Trepie #2 keeps asking her out, might be forced to blow her up. Almost as bad as Zell and his damn hot dogs. Relieve frustration by counting to 10 and thinking about hair
Later:
Plan to assassinate sorceress gone horribly awry. On plus side however, got to see Irvine looking quite hot while "redeeming himself". Think he put himself down too much as couldn't quite control sorceress' bullet-floating trick.
Speaking of Irvine, wonder why he was so excited when I asked him if I could touch his gun someti- wait a minute- ooohhhhhhh... Tehehehehe.... perky optimism returning... returning....
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