Day 1
Went to training center today as field exam v. soon. Was distracted by shiny object during fight, ended up discovering that limit break quite exhilarating.
In other news, cafeteria lady informed me that new hotdogs being shipped to Garden. Mouth is watering.
Day 2
Was quite peeved when got to cafeteria and all new hotdogs gone. Attempted to use charm to convince caf. lady to save one for me next time. Was slapped. Went back to room to fuel up on second rate tacos�fear am developing dangerous gas problem.
Day 3
Field exam today. Was assigned group with dark haired recluse named Squall and cocky blonde named Seifer, who has control issues. Both have scars from �training fight�. Am secure enough in manhood to say scars are quite sexy.
Have decided definitely dislike Seifer. He insists on calling me �chicken wuss�. Think Seifer has unhealthy fetish with �romantic dreams�.
In other news ~ Field exam huge success! Am now a Seed! Go me! To celebrate went to cafeteria, no hotdogs left. Cried.
Day 4
Big SeeD initiation ball last night, and new rooms. Room is right next to Squall�s. Like Squall, good hair. Drank a bit much last night, as a result was a tad bit late for meeting for first mission. T-Board confiscated by ugly dish-faced garden faculty member. Hate garden faculty. Think they may be shifty�perhaps stealing all hotdogs from cafeteria.
Going on first mission. Going to Timber to attempt to liberate it. Am pumped. Teammates are Squall and Selphie. Selphie�s cute, though fear her excessive spunkiness and shady obsession with explosives. Have joined Garden Festival Committee for fear of her wrath.
Day 5
Got on train for Timber yesterday, woke up today. Cabin very cool, but poor ventilation caused strange dream. Squall and Selphie had same dream, would have pondered longer but found magazine and was distracted.
When arrived in Timber met Forest Owls. Was disappointed to discover they are not owls at all, but group of rebels. Leader is petite raven haired girl with perfect highlights, and big dog who can bring her back to life, named Rinoa. Not sure of her, as she seems to be cozy with Seifer and am still sore about �chicken wuss� incident.
V. peeved. No hotdogs in Timber, and forced to fight v. ugly fake president with no volume control over his voice.
Day 8
On way to repair communication center and make broadcast when discovered we were beat to it. Seifer showed up and pulled a luny on TV, though, as am secure in manhood, must say he looked quite hansom on big screen. Quistis in Timber too. Think she may have a thing for Seifer.
Unfortunately, evil sorceress type showed up and made Seifer decide he was not a boy, not yet a man. Convinced him to walk into liquefied wall. V. cool. Who�s the �chicken wuss� now?!
Day 10
Forced to flee Timber on last train out of town. Zone had yet another stomach ache (may be serious medical problem�and/or gas) and was nice enough to give Quistis his ticket. Have discovered that trains generally lead to bad mental delusions as after got off train had strange dream again.
When got to Galbadia Garden, immediately disliked it. No hotdogs here either. Headmaster gave us new assignment. Assassinate Sorceress. Introduced us to new teammate, Irvine Kinnease. Am secure enough in manhood to admit that when first saw him thought �damn�. Selphie�d kill me if I try anything.
Day 12
Took train to Deling City. Lots of shiny objects here. Rinoa seems to know her way around pretty well. Found out why when repeatedly referred to General Caraway as �father�. Were unable to see Caraway until went to spooky tomb type place and fought big blue bulls. Wet self, but hid it well by blaming it on opening flood gate (isn�t complete lie).
Day 13
Split up into teams for assassination and got grand tour of city. Was somehow con-ed 3 times by same street swindler�Selphie threatened him and got money back though.
Squall and Irvine in group together and get to go play with guns. Quistis, Selphie, and I in gate team group. Didn�t realize there were sewers involved. Hate sewers.
Plan went off without a hitch until Sorceress went all magical and stopped bullet in mid-air. V. bad as Seifer has resurfaced and is her �knight�. Squall called him �lap dog�. Knew I liked Squall. Unfortunately after battle he was smashed with giant ice javelin. Quistis got extremely peeved and began yelling obscenities down at float. Gave away our position. Long story short, we�re all captured.
No hotdogs today, either.