The Very Secret Diary of Rinoa Heartilly (By Connie)

Day 1
Have run away. Father insisted on giving long boring lectures. Was all like �Don�t play with matches, you�ll burn down the presidential palace.� Stupid Father. Will spite him.

Day 3

Arrived in Timber. Quaint. Like it here due to homey atmosphere and convenient location of pet store, as have brought dog with me. Woman who owns store is v. nice, however she turned pale and grabbed left arm when told her last name was �Caraway�. Realized why when noticed that city being held captive by Galbadian army. Since father is General, this may present some problems. Especially for spite-ing purposes.

Day 4
Yay! Have discovered solution to problem! Am changing last name to �Heartilly� and got new hair cut. Love hair. Is light and perky. Also discovered I have perfect highlights in hair�they are totally natural, of course�

Day 6
V. bored. Perhaps will attempt to join rebel force bent on liberating Timber. Will try to teach Angelo some new tricks as well.

�Later�

Accidentally threw bone into window when playing fetch. Luckily no one hurt too badly. Did meet two new friends however. Names are Zone and Watts. Was a tad insulted at first when Watts referred to me as �Sir�, but soon realized he refers to everyone as such.

Day 8
Have started new rebel force called �Forest Owls� as to spite father. Totally have Zone and Watts whipped. Is at the point where Zone worships me so much it causes him pain. Actually, perhaps it�s gas�oh well, they call me their princess so I�m good.

Day 9
Met total hottie named Seifer. Has great hair and manly gunblade. Big turn on. Also, has comment on my perfect highlights and volunteered to assist with "Forest Owls". Has given me new idea of seeking professional help with dealing with my issues with my father. Will make note to consult mercenaries.

Day 13
Seifer left. Made references to some "Romantic Dream"...he totally wants me. Mentioned SeeD Ball, and extended invitation. V. excited about up comming chance to show off hott new hair cut and mad crazy dancing skills.
In other news, have now taught Angelo how to sit, play dead, kill Galbadian Generals, find potions, and fire like a cannon off my arm. Is v. impressive. I am so hott.

Day 16
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