Systematic morning routine was rudely interrupted this morning by phone call from overweight doctor with very poor conversational skills. Was very upset I could not do yoga! But was quite satisfied to learn that reason for the call was manly brawl between Seifer and Squall. Obviously fighting over the love of yours truly. Both now have very sexy scars.
Had class as well. Despite usual battle against me-obsessed Trepies, was a success. Managed to convince Squall to come on some 'training mission' with me to the 'fire cavern'. Squall so innocent. Has such nice hair. Totally wants me.
Bought new boots. So hot. Totally complete pink leather outfit.
Will fit in yoga between daily meal of salad and wallowing in self-pity. Then off to the 'fire cavern'. Heh heh heh.
...Later...
Apparently place called 'fire cavern' actually exists. Who knew? Expected cuddle was replaced by giant fight against mega-GF. Totally charred my new boots, and smokey atmosphere was hell on my complexion. Hate fire cavern.
On a higher note, managed to steal a spider web and learn Blue Magic: Ultra waves. Was really fun, must try on Trepies. Actually, Trepies are quite a self-esteem booster. Trepie Number two has dedicated his life to asking me out and commenting on my beauty. Maybe will keep him around.
Day 2
Spend all night polishing boots so as to look sassy on SeeD field exam today. Think Squall noticed. He was totally staring right at them. I mean, it was either that or the floor right?
Seifer was looking pretty rugged and manly today as well. Kept staring at my chest though. Pervert. Oh who am I kidding? I was definitely loving it.
In other news, totally unloaded on giant spider monster with machine gun, saving Squall?s life and mission in the process. Was so proud actually ate a cookie in Balamb after.
No need to worry! Made self puke after. Have to save room for daily salad.
...Later...
Seifer's such as ass. But he's just so damn hot!
Oh! Mega-trauma! Have noticed a spot beginning to develop on my chin. Stupid fire cavern! Will have to spend the night giving self facials as to remove it.
Day 4
SeeD orientation dinner. Wore super-hot pink leather outfit with shiny black boots. Put off daily salad to look especially slim. Was not aware that this was a formal SeeD event requiring uniforms. Oops. Ehh...uniforms are tacky anyway. Instead, stayed outside. Honestly, I couldn't dare expose a fashion flaw! Was v. pissed however when cute little brunette coaxed Squall onto the dance floor. As if she stands a chance! Will snag him as he walks out the door.
...Later...
Apparently Squall doesn't like me. Ass. Am v. upset as he has nice hair and sexy scar. Stupid spot! Hate fire cavern.
Was tired of excessively long period of wallowing in self-pity, so called Trepie Number 2, inviting him to the 'secret spot' for some 'extra training'. After about 5 minutes got excessively annoyed and nearly liquefied him with Ultra Waves. Like Ultra Waves.
Bad point: had to carry him to infirmary. Oh, and Squall totally shot me down. Damn it!
Am fat. Will go make self throw up now.
Day 5
Decided to seek revenge and used Instructor position to send Squall on suicide mission. Heh heh.
Plan worked but was unfortunately demoted because of it. Fabulous. Spent entire morning doing yoga and polishing boots. Feel better.
...Later...
Did I mention Seifer was hot? Multiply by 5,000. Totally went psycho and ran off to Timber in ass-kicking rage. Followed him. Scar isn't as hot as Squall's, and certainly doesn't have the hair, but there's something about a rebel...
Day 8
Amazing day! Ended up on TV, flashing totally hot outfit on the arm of super-sexy Seifer. Have heard ratings of show were very high. Am quite proud of self for not eating in three days. Splurged and had a cookie.
...Later...
Ok, that cookie thing-yeah scratch that. Made self puke. Seifer ran off with super-hot sorceress, obviously because I'm too fat. Goddamn him! Have decided to extend time to wallow in self-pity for an hour. Will have to cut out salad and yoga again. Damnit.
Day 10
Self-esteem returned when this whiny guy gave me his train ticket, then proceeded to hold his stomach, complaining about something. ::sigh:: I have such an effect on men...
Decided will have to start eating again. Passed out and had some freakish dream that Squall and little hyperactive mosquito in yellow sundress shared. Really trippy. But lead character in dream was quite...well...dreamy. Actually, maybe I'll starve self just long enough to slip dream guy my number...will debate it later.
As for hyperactive mosquito, her name's Selfie. Have not yet formed an opinion. Has good sense of style, but is a little insane. Obsessed with explosives. V. scary. Also, wears summer clothing during winter, and has strange obsession with the "flippieness" of her hair. All in all, better then hotdog obsessed idiot with tattoo that is so five minutes ago.
Have arrived Galbadia. Must admit, Squall is so hot in leader position. Decided to use this knowledge to my advantage and took over leader position. I'm so smart, and so damn sexy.
...Later...
How come smooth cowboy type doesn't want me to come with him! No of course, pick perfect little cute brunette Rinoa. Is getting on my nerves with incessant whining and stupid dog... "Oh, look at me, oh feel bad for me... I'm soooo perfect and have perfect highlights and a dog that can bring me back to life... oooo". Hate Rinoa.
Is probably better though, Selfie would kill me if I tried anything.
Day 12
Honestly, whoever heard of two blue cows with freaky mannish love ties? It's just not right.
Day 13
Great. Rinoa managed to get hyperactive mosquito, boy on speed, and yours truly locked in a sewer. Damp air is causing hair to wilt and leather to shrink. Good point is that tight leather makes breasts look much larger. Bad point is that Zell is a royal pain in the ass and Selfie is not listening to me wallow in self-pity. She's just jealous that I have a totally awesome fashion sense, and of my shiny boots that are just to die for.
...Later...
Selfie just threatened to blow up flinty speed-boy. Like Selfie.
...Much later...
Ok, what is Seifer doing with the Sorceress slut? Honestly... Is ok though, Squall Irvine and Rinoa are kicking their asses.
Wait a minute...ice javelins? ...Stupid sorceress.