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| Old Schemes to kill Space Toaster that failed. |
| - Tried to cover him in glue and chicken feed, so chickens would peck him to death. But, while getting the chicken feed from the hen house, I was pecked nearly to death. Damn. |
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| I was gonna hit him in the back of the head with a mallet, but when I hit him, I ended up in a Swedish deli? I wonder why? |
| PERFECT PLAN 2 lemons 1 bovine 72 pickled grenades...test them first 1 Pantsless wonder MIX WELL DEATH TO SPACE TOASTER.....ahahahaha ***I SHOULD HAVE SEEN WHERE THIS ONE WAS GOING***** |