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My Thoughts...
On the team that has been in the news for the last month NONSTOP,
the team that IS NOT MY FAVORITE, yet I watch most of their games
the team that surprised us 4 years ago, then was repetitive a couple of years
then disappointed us last year
this team is... The Chicago Bears
no, just kidding, The Los Angeles Lakers
Here is what I think:
Basically, what I say will disappoint you, but remember, free speech...
News Story I: Gary Payton
- Notoriously known for being an excelllent scorer, passer, defender (nickname:
'the glove'), basically the whole package, he seemed to be the ideal point guard
for the struggling Fisher and struggling Los Angeles Lakers. However, I think
that his role being shrunk, from the LEADER of his previous young teams
(Seattle/Milwaukee) to basically becoming Shaq & Kobe's BITCH,
will make him struggle. Think of this: GP has averaged 18.3 points per game over
his career, with 7.4 assists per game as well. I think that not being able to
get those 18 points anymore, he will also lose his assists and eventually become
a ball hogging three point brickster. I also predict that he gets injured during
the season, because he obviously can't keep up with the GREAT guards in the
West. Oh yeah, it's true. It's true.
News
Story II: Karl Malone
- My prediction is that he will put an early 'stamp' on the Lakers, but the
"Mailman" (what a dumb nickname, hunh?) will get publicly yelled at by
either Kobe or Shaq in the media, causing him to become scared to shoot, and he
will eventually hit rock bottom with 5 points a game.
News
Story III: Kobe and the Assault Charges
- Here is my opinion on the issue:
Kobe did 'rape' the girl, a person is more likely to lie about their own
death than lie about these kind of things (someone once said)
Kobe will rip, tear, tarnish, and cruelly injure the reputation of the young 19
year-old Colorado teen
Kobe will be seen with his family to make it seem like he is a "good
guy"
Kobe will come to the Lakers training camp fatigued and will play horribly
Deaven George will admit to raping the girl to save Bryant's a$$
We all know that because Kobe is so well loved BY THE PEOPLE, and because he has
millions and millions to spend on excellent lawyers, that he will come out
victorious (and yea, that's what disgusts me, Kobe probably thinks of the
situation as a game, or challenge)
my LA LAKERS
Predictions:
First ten games: 8-2 (3 games w/o Kobe)
After twenty games: 14-6
After thirty games: 22-8 (Payton injury)
After forty games: 31-9 (Kobe declared not-guilty)
After 82 games: 66-16 (Kobe's accuser commits suicide by attempting to guard
Shaq)
Playoff
preDICTIONS:
They make it to the Western Conference Finals where they lose to the San Antonio
Spurs. It'll be 99-97 Lakers with 7 seconds to play when Duncan misses a lay-up.
Shaq will wildly smack the ball out to the three point line, where sharp-shooting
Robert Henry Horry will knock down the shot to defeat the Lakers and send them
home.
Predicted Player
Stats
| Player |
Points (high) |
Rebounds |
Assists |
| Shaq |
23.8 (48) |
10.2 |
4.4 |
| Kobe |
22.2 (63) |
3.9 |
1.7 |
| Malone |
16.4 (36) |
7.3 |
3.0 |
| Payton |
7.2 (31) |
2.6 |
7.7 |
| George |
7.1 (22) |
3.8 |
4.4 |
| Bench |
24.1 |
6.6 |
6.9 |
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