Predictions:

Ok, so I'll be entering Senior Year soon and I've got some predictions...about school, my life, and the world around me

- My schedule will get jacked up
- I will kill "our man"
- I will actually start sleeping in claasses instead of just faking it
- I wont join, associate, or participatte in any new after school activities
- Patton will still be playing the 'holle trick' with me on my way to Geery's classroom
- People will still be asking me for scchool advice when I'm really not that smart
- Geery will have a heart-attack yellinng at Eric for not wearing pants to school during National Thong Awareness Week
- Word of the Day will be a new class tthat you must pass to graduate
- I will whine, cry, moan, shreek, sufffer, and yell about my incompetent teachers
- Every other Senior will do the above as well
- Did I mention that ever other Senior will do the above-above
- No seriously, every single Senior willl (and I guarantee it, or your mattress is free) do the above-above-above
- Kroll will bake a UN Birthday Cake aggain
- I will mysteriously find a shoe in myy locker and it will remind me of the Shah
- I will burst in one of my classes-- ttrying to teach the class some valuable life lesson
- I will have stopped updating this sitte
- I will think so much about college thhat I will forget about high school
- I will get straight A's without even trying that hard
- I will laugh at others that are dumb<
- Me, you, or somebody you know, will mmake fun of me, you, or somebody you know
- THS Cross Country will do awesome, annd get no props
--THS Football will do poorly, have nummerous ineligible players, yet still be broadcasted over Cox Channel 3
- I will beg my parents to let me go too a college far away
- I will still be poor
- It will be lonely at snack
- Freshmen will take a beating from me<
- Punjabs will rule the world
- CR: #2 THS '03 --> #1 THS '04
- I will find out something very troublling
- Those that didn't try as hard as me iin school will get into better colleges, get better scholarships, and live better lives; hey, good for them...
- A big MUN Scandal will turn up
- We will find out that our Miscellaneoous MUN fees pay for Kroll and Levine's trips across the world
- I will get many meaningless awards baased solely on my GPA (scholar-athlete, principal's honor roll, top scholars award...)
- Someone will finally stand up whilst I am rambling on about something and say, "You know what? Your really not that smart."
- I will find a new hobby
- Burned DVD's will no longer be impresssive
- You will soon be able to download fulll course meals from Kazza Lire
- The Class of 2004 will be remembered for absolutely nothing
- I will realize that talking about nonnsense is what gets you friends in class
- I will get jealous of approximately 22004.42039 people per day
- I will get my license, yet still walkk around the community
- My basketball skills will deterioratee
- Fossil Fuels will be gone
- Global Warming will start melting kidds on the asphalt
- Racism will be eradicated around the world
- Yeah right to the above wish, rather than prediction
- I will realize that making this websiite was more for myself rather than impressing others
- I will start doing what is right befoore doing what is good for myself
- I will finally break a bone or somethhing
- I will finally win something
- I will finally realize that people caame to this page expecting predictions, yet receiving these nonsense wishes of mine
- I will stop saying I
- I will be more assertive
- I will stop being so pessimistic
- I will stop being so immature
- The Angels, Ducks, Cowboys, and Rockeets will all destroy their opponents
- I will finally find out who let the ddog's out, who the real slim shady is, where's Waldo, and where in the world Carmen Sandiego is
- I will...