Sacheeen Nagasaki Amin

My Proudest Moments in Life... -Hanging out with the two coolest kidz at UTT Middle School when I went to Disneyland -When I finally (and luckily) beat Foroughi in a one-on-one game of basketball. -(BTW:What do u call two Mexican's facing off in a game of b-ball? Juan on Juan.) -When that Mexican guy wuz guarding me at the park all tight -When Shaq (Rasheed)grabbed a bird from the sky, and attacked it, for lunch @ Utt -When the lazy Shaq guy sat around and sang "Saam-n-a-man, Saam-n-a-man.." -TL (Nuff said) -When I thought Armageddon wuz filmed in space -When I thought Bobby Sue wuz somebody's real name -When Master Craig married Ankit's shoe -When Vik yelled "kallu word" at Foroughi's park -When I wuz left alone watching XMen2 at the theaters -When I'm sachining -When Foroughi, Farid, Amin, Sachin, and Lion, Sea visited some aquarium -Undaleh, Undaleh, GARBA! -When I said (like I always do) "I see dead ppl" at the movies -When I thought I could run w/Foroughi up Red Hill (a very easy run), but died very easily -When me and Foroughi always beat the opponents in 2-on-2 games of b-ball -When I tried to be black -When I tried to bust out the farci -When I taught Foroughi how to say bad things in Guju -When I wuz in English 3CP, getting extra credit for wearing socks w/the school colors -When Mr. Johnson called me Sasha -When Armen came into my life -When me and Eric couldn't catch Foroughi when he wuz trying to get my bike at the park -When I quit volleyball -When I became smarter than Saam -When I helped Foroughi at his MUN Conference, and got free food -When I heard about that girl having sex -When a dog bit me in India -The day I stepped into Foroughi's great home -The day Foroughi entered my poor, poor, life -When I married Linda -When Ankit married Wattatta Wattatta -When Mr. Mendleson lost on Weakest Link and came to THS Tutorial -When someone game me a bunch of computer paper during tutorial -When me and Foroughi printed some much at the school library and the public library -Whenever Kauffman entered the room -When I wuz on the undefeated Utt Volleyball Team -When I tried to teach Foroughi some dance move @ his park -When I wuz good w/my hands -When u kicked my dog -Fukc u mother-bicthes!!! -When Mrs. Jennings's had Mason -When I saw Foroughi with his shirt off -When I read all of this and cried b/c of the memories (awhhh, how cute)