Shah's Poem

A lot of things would happen if I waz a little bit taller
First off, I'd have a real chance at being a baller

I would shoot, dunk, and score just like Kareem
Then sadly find out that it waz all dream

Next I would need a bigger and better shoe
If I truly wanted to become the next great kallu*

I would score so much then that I'd be in heaven
In the key, 2's and 3's, ten-radical-seven**

Some fool would challenge me, and I'd say 'wassup'
I'd drive, break his ankles, but then miss the lay-up

I'd cry for a week but then suddenly get calm
Because I might be bad, but not as worse as Saam***

*Indian word for a race: think you can guess it?
**inside joke
***no really, he's that bad