Description: 
A basketball-type game where two players (or playas) attempt to either (1) make baskets when on offense, or (2) prevent the opponent from scoring when on defense. The Winner, or 'da shit' [obviously Foroughi 99% of the time), is the one that gets 100 points.
The popularity of this game at El Camino Real Park has brought it attention from ESPN, who will begin broadcasting select games of Fomin on Tuesdays and Thursdays beginning August 2078. Don't forget to tune-in!

Whatcha need:
- One empty, playable, standard (actuall high rims, not baby height) Basketball Court
- Dos ballers
- One ball
- One 'above average' brain that can addd numbers ranging from 0-100
- A little annoying kid to make sure noobody cheats
- Ointment (for when someone breaks youur ankles)
- Glasses (for when someone makes a shoot right in your eyeballs)
- Relaxant (for when you get 'shook') - Extra clothing (for when you get 'strripped')
- Plane ticket (to leave the country affter someone 'packs' you)

Whatcha really don't need:
- Ugly a$$ poser that wears old Jordan''s
- A WNBA jersey, shorts, shoes, sportsbbra and ball
- A yellow sock
- A Korean Tap dancer
- A collection of Mrs. Spangler's greattest cookbooks
- A coconut-shaped lollipop

How to play:
Both players begin with 50 points.
The player that is playing defense (as in a one-on-one [juan-on-juan] game) bets a number of points ranging from 1-20. If successful in defending his opponent, he receives the points, and his opponent loses the points. If the other way around, the points flop the other way. For example: If Bob is on defense and bets Joe 10 points, and can't keep him from scoring, the score is now Bob= 40, Joe= 60 (scores should always add to 100). The player playing offense must score a basket within 2 shot attempts, or the points go to the defender. The person that wins the point on one play, decides whether to play offense or defense on the next play. The first to 100 wins the game and the soul of his  opponent (no purchase necessary, some assembly required).

Cool things:
Transformer-1 per player- You can switch places with the opponent
Doubler-1 per player- You can double the bet of the defender
Halfler-1 per player- You can divide the bet of the defender by 2
Tickler-32 per player- You can tickle the opponent while he tries to score

Tips and tricks:
try to win
try not to lose
wear clothes
don't drink and drive


...and remember, if you don't learn it the first time, cheat the second time
-gracias Martinez