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| Bored, eh? Don't worry. We're here for you. This webpage is not to make you bored. When I was young, I was young. And when you were young, you were young. When I'll be older, I'll be older. And when you'll be older, you'll be older. Okay. Now your thinking, "Thanks for the statements, bud. But legs spring into action." Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll get to that. But think of this as a PTA meeting. "With all the refreshments?" you ask. Go before that. "The show?" No. Keep going back. "What about the talking?" Right! The talking. Think of this at the talking part of a PTA meeting. Now that you have the tip, you probably want to start something. You have to be so impatient, don't you? Don't you want to hear about somebody famous? Or even somebody not famous are very, very poor. Isn't there anything you'd like to talk about before we do something fun? Oh fine. Imagine you're in a very, very, very, very, very long line to go on a jumping ballon. You dad is beside you. You are very bored and your dad asks you if you want to play "Rock, Paper, Scissors". You don't know how to play. I'm sure you do in reality, but read this anyway. So you don't know how to play. Your dad tells you the rock is a fist; the paper is a flat hand; and the scissors are the tall and the pointer finger together. He tells you to say: "Rock, paper, scissors." On "scissors", form either the rock, the paper, or the scissors. The rock crushes the paper; so if there is a rock and scissors, the rock wins. Paper covers the rock; so if there is a rock and paper, the paper wins. Scissors cut the paper; so if there is scissors and paper, the paper wins. If there is a rock and a rock, paper and paper, scissors and scissors, then it is a tie and nobody wins. But everybody else wants to play, too. So your dad explains it all over again. Your dad tells everyone the rock is a fist; the paper is a flat hand; and the scissors are the tall and the pointer finger together. He tells everyone to say: "Rock, paper, scissors." On "scissors", form either the rock, the paper, or the scissors. The rock crushes the paper; so if there is a rock and scissors, the rock wins. Paper covers the rock; so if there is a rock and paper, the paper wins. Scissors cut the paper; so if there is scissors and paper, the paper wins. If there is a rock and a rock, paper and paper, scissors and scissors, then it is a tie and nobody wins. Because a lot of people are playing, your dad makes a new rule. If you lose a round, then you are out for the entire rest of the game. The last person in is the camp. Now that everyone knows how to play you can start... Wait! There are so many people! And so many people didn't here. So for the last time, your dad explains it all over again. Your dad tells everyone the rock is a fist; the paper is a flat hand; and the scissors are the tall and the pointer finger together. He tells everyone to say: "Rock, paper, scissors." On "scissors", form either the rock, the paper, or the scissors. The rock crushes the paper; so if there is a rock and scissors, the rock wins. Paper covers the rock; so if there is a rock and paper, the paper wins. Scissors cut the paper; so if there is scissors and paper, the paper wins. If there is a rock and a rock, paper and paper, scissors and scissors, then it is a tie and nobody wins. Because a lot of people are playing, your dad makes a new rule. If you lose a round, then you are out for the entire rest of the game. The last person in is the camp. Now that everyone knows how to play you can start... but wait! You are at the front of the line and are ready to jump in the balloon. So instead of playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors", you can play on the jumping ballon. But you don't have a jumping balloon, right? So you should keep reading. Now you may think this is getting boring. But you are wrong. This is keeping you awake... by... oh, why does that matter? You have read rom top to bottom! Congratulations! This is the end! But I suppose you forgot most of it so I'll tell you it again. Bored, eh? Don't worry. We're here for you. This webpage is not to make you bored. When I was young, I was young. And when you were young, you were young. When I'll be older, I'll be older. And when you'll be older, you'll be older. Okay. Now your thinking, "Thanks for the statements, bud. But legs spring into action." Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll get to that. But think of this as a PTA meeting. "With all the refreshments?" you ask. Go before that. "The show?" No. Keep going back. "What about the talking?" Right! The talking. Think of this at the talking part of a PTA meeting. Now that you have the tip, you probably want to start something. You have to be so impatient, don't you? Don't you want to hear about somebody famous? Or even somebody not famous are very, very poor. Isn't there anything you'd like to talk about before we do something fun? Oh fine. Imagine you're in a very, very, very, very, very long line to go on a jumping ballon. You dad is beside you. You are very bored and your dad asks you if you want to play "Rock, Paper, Scissors". You don't know how to play. I'm sure you do in reality, but read this anyway. So you don't know how to play. Your dad tells you the rock is a fist; the paper is a flat hand; and the scissors are the tall and the pointer finger together. He tells you to say: "Rock, paper, scissors." On "scissors", form either the rock, the paper, or the scissors. The rock crushes the paper; so if there is a rock and scissors, the rock wins. Paper covers the rock; so if there is a rock and paper, the paper wins. Scissors cut the paper; so if there is scissors and paper, the paper wins. If there is a rock and a rock, paper and paper, scissors and scissors, then it is a tie and nobody wins. But everybody else wants to play, too. So your dad explains it all over again. Your dad tells everyone the rock is a fist; the paper is a flat hand; and the scissors are the tall and the pointer finger together. He tells everyone to say: "Rock, paper, scissors." On "scissors", form either the rock, the paper, or the scissors. The rock crushes the paper; so if there is a rock and scissors, the rock wins. Paper covers the rock; so if there is a rock and paper, the paper wins. Scissors cut the paper; so if there is scissors and paper, the paper wins. If there is a rock and a rock, paper and paper, scissors and scissors, then it is a tie and nobody wins. Because a lot of people are playing, your dad makes a new rule. If you lose a round, then you are out for the entire rest of the game. The last person in is the camp. Now that everyone knows how to play you can start... Wait! There are so many people! And so many people didn't here. So for the last time, your dad explains it all over again. Your dad tells everyone the rock is a fist; the paper is a flat hand; and the scissors are the tall and the pointer finger together. He tells everyone to say: "Rock, paper, scissors." On "scissors", form either the rock, the paper, or the scissors. The rock crushes the paper; so if there is a rock and scissors, the rock wins. Paper covers the rock; so if there is a rock and paper, the paper wins. Scissors cut the paper; so if there is scissors and paper, the paper wins. If there is a rock and a rock, paper and paper, scissors and scissors, then it is a tie and nobody wins. Because a lot of people are playing, your dad makes a new rule. If you lose a round, then you are out for the entire rest of the game. The last person in is the camp. Now that everyone knows how to play you can start... but wait! You are at the front of the line and are ready to jump in the balloon. So instead of playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors", you can play on the jumping ballon. But you don't have a jumping balloon, right? So you should keep reading. Now you may think this is getting boring. But you are wrong. This is keeping you awake... by... oh, why does that matter? You have read rom top to bottom! Congratulations! This is the end! |