Krawdaddy:sup
fetusripper: i'm krawwing around.. how
bout you?
fetusripper: why u gotta be frontin'? i
wanted that krawname!!!
Krawdaddy:who are you?
fetusripper: I AM THE FUCKING
GADFLY!!!!!!!!!
fetusripper: And I'll RIP your little
Krawdaddy right out of its SOCKET
Krawdaddy:bring it on girly
boy
fetusripper: THIS IS A FUCKING
FETUS DAMN IT
fetusripper: DON'T GO ASSIGNING
GENDER TO SOMETHING YOU
KNOW FUCK ALL ABOUT
fetusripper: this poor little baby fetus is
just starting to learn how to crawl
fetusripper: and it don't need NO
KRAW trying to tell it how to
live!!!!!!!!!
Krawdaddy:sorry  ...think
youve mistaken me for some
onwewho gives a fuck
fetusripper: NO........
fetusripper: i think..........
Krawdaddy:fuck off
fetusripper: but KRAWdaddy!
fetusripper: i want to play outsidE!!!!
fetusripper: why you keep me locked
up in that latex playpen?
Krawdaddy:kinda fuckin stupid
ass are you...fuckin physco
fetusripper: you like doing things to
little babies?!?
fetusripper: NO SIR
fetusripper: YOU ARE A FUCKIN
PHYSCO [your words not mine!]
fetusripper: even a fetus knows its
A-B-Cs
Krawdaddy:hey fetus...
Krawdaddy:go suck your
daddys dick..
fetusripper: yes krawdaddy?
fetusripper: my daddy died when i
ripped my moms uterus out and shoved
it down his throat
fetusripper: *whimpers* a painful
memory
Krawdaddy:haha
fetusripper: anyone i gotta splizzit.. but
maybe i see ya on the flipside
Krawdaddy:stupid fuck
fetusripper: you'll always be my
krawdaddy!
Krawdaddy::-)

My Krawdaddy went to Florida  and all I got was this LOUSY    t-shirt!!!