fetusfatlegs: *shakes legs out so full size can be
seen*
KATZ220: great great
KATZ220: who may this be?
fetusfatlegs: *takes a look at katz legs*
fetusfatlegs: *shakes head in dismay*
KATZ220: !!!!

fetusfatlegs: Banghert legs... they've never been a
real bumper crop
fetusfatlegs: *pinches leg*
fetusfatlegs: where the meat on 'em?
fetusfatlegs: and why's your heart beating so fast?
KATZ220: yeah like it is
fetusfatlegs: family history?
fetusfatlegs: were u shaken as a fetus?
KATZ220: no not really
fetusfatlegs: me neither
fetusfatlegs: i'm too heavy to pick up
fetusfatlegs: can i shake you?
KATZ220: no that is ok
KATZ220: do you have pics?
fetusfatlegs:
http://www.geocities.com/fetusfatlegs/legs.html
fetusfatlegs: heres some shots of my faves
fetusfatlegs: *shakes katz hard*
fetusfatlegs: I can feel your spine rattlin
fetusfatlegs: and ya smell like eggs
fetusfatlegs: *models legs*
fetusfatlegs: whaddya think?
KATZ220: who is this?
KATZ220: how did you get my sn william?
fetusfatlegs: sn?
fetusfatlegs: LEG UP!
fetusfatlegs: Knocks Kate's head off!
fetusfatlegs: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO a
clean break!
fetusfatlegs: rare these days... ppl with their damn
reinfornced verebrae
KATZ220: ok so like how do you know me?
fetusfatlegs: you invited me to that party on
saturday
fetusfatlegs: gonna be a SWEET 16!
fetusfatlegs: *singing* HOW SWEET IT IS
fetusfatlegs: 16 candles... strapped all over ya
fetusfatlegs: burning wax the whole sheebang
KATZ220: oh my!@
fetusfatlegs: *giggles* wanna know what i gonna
get you for your birthday?
KATZ220: jsut tell me who this is!?
KATZ220: no not really
fetusfatlegs: POODLE STUFFED FULL OF
TWENTIES
fetusfatlegs: THIS IS!
fetusfatlegs: FETUSFATLEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fetusfatlegs: read all about it
http://www.geocities.com/fetusfatlegs/
KATZ220: will if this is you i am going to kick
your ass!
fetusfatlegs: I WILL TEAR YOU OPEN LIKE
A PINATA on your 16th if you don't watch that
language!
fetusfatlegs: *grabs broomstick*
fetusfatlegs: *knocks it firmly against katz's head*
fetusfatlegs: *head cracks open*
fetusfatlegs: *fetus laps up wonderful candy juice
that is emitted*
fetusfatlegs: you've got an extremely large
cerebellum for a 15 year old
fetusfatlegs: *straps on angel wings*
fetusfatlegs: *begins to slowly strike out notes on
harp*
fetusfatlegs: FIN