2. I would insist that everyone refer to me as "Captain Morgan" rather than "President Johnson."
3. I would appoint my supremely capable friends to various high-ranking posts.
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| 1. I would have big parties at the White House so that I could invite Angelina Jolie, get drunk and hit on her. 2. I would insist that everyone refer to me as "Captain Morgan" rather than "President Johnson." 3. I would appoint my supremely capable friends to various high-ranking posts. |
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