(and sometimes not me)
Couples in love make me sick.
To those jerk-offs I say "Hey go stick
That card up your bum
(While I get drunk on rum).
I hope you get hit with a brick!"
There once was a man from St. Paul
Who went to a fancy dress ball.
He thought he would risk it
And go as a biscuit,
But a dog ate him up in the hall.
I once knew a girl of such class
That, in tact, not a bloke could surpass
But, when ticked off just right
She'd put up quite a fight
And, though small, kicked some serious ass.