To quote my friend George:
HIGHLIGHT IT, YOU DORK!!!!!
<--------Over there, CHEESE!!!!!
What you see now is complete and utter insanity.  If you aren't Ok with that, then you should run away to another part of the web, because I like being what I am, and I am INSANE!!!!!  Ahem.  Anyway, I better say something important, so here it goes:
-I am oblivious to the fact that anyone listens to what I have to say.  For instance, I have the Minuet in G stuck in my head, while you're probably looking at the brightly colored font.  I'm not sure if that is a real example, but I really don't care.  The point is, I'm most likely going to post thoughts worthy of the insane here, so if you are insane, READ IT!!!!!  Ahem.
-Sirius Orion Black II
Nov. 1, 2003
I decided to add dates to the entries, kinda like a diary.  I can't remember when I wrote the above entry, so that will remain dateless.  I JUST HAD SUGAR!!!!!  YAY!!!!!  I really needed a boost after having an audition earlier this morning.  Can you say, "nervous breakdown?"  Yeah.  Well, I have two other things to say:
1) I have a page on fanfiction.net!!!!!  I don't have anything on there, though, 'cuz it's not working for some odd reason, but that's why I have a fanfic page here!!!!!  Anyway, I am SOBlack113 on fanfiction.net.
2) I looked in the mirror and realized I look like a cross between Frodo and Arwen *shudder*
Buh-byes for now!!!!!
-Sirius Orion Black II
Nov. 16
Last night, I looked in the mirror and realized my hair looks
really black.  I don't know why that creeps me out, but it just does.  I'm kind of really pissed off at humanity, so even as I type, I dream of leaving civilized society for a circus.  *Remembers she hates the circus.*  Oh, yeah, right.  Never mind.  Wheee, I just got a good idea for a fic, but I'm not telling, 'cause it's been done about a millon times by other people out there.  And that's the story of my life, brought to you by...
-Sirius Orion Black II
Nov. 18
I just had a thought.  Every mood or action I have/do in a day resembles a Lord of the Rings character.  Here's the format:
Name of character-Action/Mood-Why it reminds me of the character
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Frodo-mad/around my crush-too angsty to hang around.
Sam-in chorus class-happy to do what I do and loyal to it.
Pippin-in Language Arts-too confused to do anything right, even though I know what I'm doing.
Merry-in Science class-mischevious and pretty clever.
Aragorn-after Gym class-extremely dirty, and yet very proud I made it through the class.
Legolas-in the shower-overcome by the amount of haircare products.
Gimli-in Math class-overcome by pride and stubborness, sometimes leading to stupidity.
Boromir-in Drama Club-clever, but sometimes overcome with evil urges.
Bill the Pony-reading Terry Pratchett-soaking in every minute of adventure, but oblivious to some key points.
Gandalf-with my cousins-wise and wonderful.
Saruman-with my friend Kat-partially evil, but only by influence.
Sauron-with my friend Sophie-pure evil.
Elrond-in Spanish class-intelligent, and yet ridiculed just the same.
I'll think of some more later.  Until next time!!!!!
-Sirius Orion Black II
I am bored.  I'm thinking of putting on another chapter of a fanfic while my insane cousin, who is standing just behind me, and his equally insane new friend talk about Yu-Gi-Oh.  Yea, I'm bored.  I guess you can tell.  Oh yea, I have a new nickname.  It is Ponder Stibbons.  But I guess you knew that.  Yea.  *silence*  I'm bored.  God, am I bored.  I better shut up now.  Buh-bye!!!!!  *yawn*  Bored...
-Sirius Orion Black II
Dec. 13-
Happy.  Happy and random.  Yeah, I can't think of anything.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I am happy!  On fanfiction.net, there is a story called
Harry Potter meets Ponder Stibbons.  I just realized Harry and Ponder do look a lot alike.  It scares me.  I'm now listening to MxPx, hoping it will blow over.  RETURN OF THE KING IS COMING!!!!!  This is very obvious, but I don't care!  I CAN'T WAIT!  Ahem.  Anyway, I have a new name at fanfiction.net, even though I still can't get anything up!  Oh well.  It's PonderOrionBaggins, the stupidest mix of Ponder Stibbons, Sirius Orion Black II, and Frodo Baggins; my favorite nicknames.  Errr...that's it.  Bye. 
-Sirius Orion Black II
December 24-
Hello to all!!!!!  Yes, Christmas is tomorrow.  Merry Christmas to you all.  Also, Happy Hanukah (including me, so ha!), Jolly Kwanzah, and Happy Holidays in general, 'cause I can't remember the others I found out existed in Lang. Arts.  To the people that actually celebrate them (I do!!!!!), Merry Entmas and Happy Hogswatch!!!!!  To the point of this entry, I SAW LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING YESTERDAY!!!!!  I AM SOOOOOOOOO HAPPY *does happy dance.*  It was sad though!  [To people that haven't seen ROTK yet, please skip the next 5 sentences.] I mean, Denethor and Gollum and Theoden had to go and die, not to mention Frodo left forever into the Grey Havens.  Celeborn, Galadriel, Elrond, Bilbo, and Gandalf went with him, too!!!!!  They are the coolest characters!!!!!  At least I got to here Billy Boyd sing.  Now that was coooooooool...  Anyways, regrets to everyone who hasn't seen ROTK, Happy Holidays to everyone, and to go to page 2 of my journals, click here. Bye-bye, everyone!!!!!  -Sirius Orion Black II, Si Wood, Frodo Baggins, Ponder Stibbons, and all my alter egos...
P.S. My new name on fanfiction.net is A-H-A-P, which stands for A-Hobbitish-ANTROPORMORPHIC-PERSONIFICATION.  Yes, the capitals are meant to be there.  Just so you know.
December 30-
I was in a very bad mood when I had to go to the supermarket with my dad.  I was in a very, very bad mood indeed.  So I decided to do my I-am-very-evil-not-to-mention-I-have-a-twitch-in-one-eye-and-now-I-am-staring-at-you routine with innocent bystanders.  Not that I have a problem with innocent bystanders.  If they are In-duh-viduals, however, they are fun to mess with.  So I did my routine and I think I scared the stuffing out of 5 people there.  Then, we were pulling out of the parking lot when we heard a screaching noise behind us.  We turned around and realized that we had never put away the shopping cart, so it was behind the car following us.  Eventually, we got out of the way and the shopping cart ran into a snow bank.  Very odd, but at least I'm not in a bad mood anymore.  At least, until I see the people I scared the stuffing out of again, hehehe...
-Sirius Orion Black II and other nicknames 
P.S. Do you know what In-duh-viduals are?  If you don't, then guess what?  There's a good chance you are one.

January 1-
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!  Ok, enough said.  Yeah, I know I haven't updated anything old, only added new stuff.  I have the updates and I have started, I swear.  Just haven't gotten around to linking.  Which reminds me, the guestbook is still busted.  Annoying guestbook.  Just e-mail me at [email protected] with a name, e-mail, URL, comments, whatever.  Name and comment are needed.  And e-mail.  I like to say thanx to anyone who actually knows this place exists.  Sorry this wasn't very insane.  Don't worry, I have a lot more up my sleeve, hehehe...  *Ahem.*  Anyhow, thanx for knowing this place exists and e-mail me with your comments.  It's the only way I can learn.
-Sirius Orion Black II 

January 4-
Well, I have to go back to school tomorrow.  Evil.  I have a new nickname, Obi-Wan from Star Wars.  I have never seen the movies or had anything to do with Star Wars, so I am in the dark with this one.  I'll figure it out eventually.
-Sirius Orion Black II

January 10-
Ok then.  Am stalling my science project right now, and proud of it!  Yay, people are actually visiting my site regularly!  Well, they're my friends, but that's besides the point.  So, to all the people out there: I want to know if others that aren't friends of mine have seen this.  Pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaase e-mail me?  If I know you've been here (Moony, Jimbo, that means you!) don't bother.  Buh-byes!
-Sirius Orion Black II

January 18-
Hello, everyone!  The best news has come!  On jerrythefrogproductions.com, Return of the King puppet show has come out!!!!!
Audience: Huzzah!  Drinks all around!
As with all good "movies," I shall now give a theatrical trailer:
Gollum: Come on, your impending doom's not gonna wait forever.
Sam: ARGH.
Pippin: I saw death, descruction, and doom.
Minas Morgul: FWOOM.
Sam: ARGH again!
Fans: He made the hobbit cry.  He really is a bastard!
Legolas: Hi, I'm Legolas, and I'll be your history teacher for today.
Orcs: We chuck huge rocks at 'joo!
Frodo: I have a bad feeling about this.  (TM)
Olipaunts: Yo.
Sam:  Sorry, you just look really dorky in that orc outfit.
Legolas: Aragorn...shut up.
Sam: Nooo!  I cries a sad cry.
Arwen: Betcha can't find me; I'm hiding behind the banner.
Pippin: So...it's beer.  Exciting.
Peter Jackson: Best Picture Oscar, here I come!
                                          The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
                                         "Superglued Myself to a Flaming Bowling Ball"
                                                         In Theatres NOW!!!!!
Well, that was interesting...bye-bye.
-Sirius Orion Black II
P.S. Vote Sauron and Saruman '04!
P.P.S. Or better yet, vote Aragorn and Gimli '04!
P.P.P.S. Or even better yet, vote pro-hobbit '04!
P.P.P.P.S. Yeah, I HAVE made a New Years Resolution to update every story I have that needs to be updated and to post more that I've already written in their entirety.  Huzzah, drinks all around!!!!!

Jan. 26-
Huzzah, I have a snowday!!!!!  No school!!!!!  Which would be a good time to finish working on my science project, but I felt like posting this and the rest of my poems that I've been saving for a boring day.  To post, I mean.  Well, the past week was rough.  We had a school dance, and it was a disaster.  They played one good song ("One Week," by Barenaked Ladies), and the rest was rap junk!!!!!  God, those DJ's were evil!  Sorry to people out there that like rap, but I hate it!  Which is better: A 12-year old singing about sex, or a bunch of nerdy looking people with kick-ass guitars singing really, really fast about the sun?  Just so you know, that was a rhetorical question.  Back to the rest of the week.  For some reason, Elijah Wood was on a Saturday Night Live rerun and they kept calling him Roger "The Rabbit" Something-or-other; didn't catch the last name.  Saw the Golden Globes last night.  The Lord of the Rings and Angels in America kicked major film-making butt!!!!!  That was the good part.  The bad news, Johnny Depp didn't win Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture- Musical or Comedy!!!!!  Evil Bill Murray!  Even though Murray rocks, but still!!!!!  That was the only thing POTC was nominated for!!!!!  Ok, I'll stop ranting about that.  Has anyone seen the Rescue Frodo!S.W.A.T Team?  I keep finding links to it, and I want to join very badly, but everytime I click on it, it tells me my server couldn't find what I was looking for!!!!!  Can anyone tell me something that might be going on with the site, forcing my server to not identify the address?  Or, even better, are you a member already?  If you are, PLEASE HELP ME ACCOMPLISH MY DREAM!!!!! *Ahem*  Well, with that said, I must confess something.  I've been having dreams...really freaky ones...that are leading me...to believe...that...I-I-I...am a...FANGIRL!!!!!  SAY IT ISN'T SO!!!!!  I don't wanna be one, I just don't wanna!!!!!  I can't help but remember that face, the eyes...they  haunt me...
-Sirius Orion Black II 

Jan. 28-
Quick update of a note: Am no longer a fangirl, just slightly insane.  Hearing voices in my head and that lot.  So to people that will actually hear me out here, I give these words of joyousness: YES!!!!!  YAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  *Ahem.*  Thank you.  That Public Service Announcement was brought to you by...
-Sirius Orion Black II

Jan. 31-
Ok, then.  My science project is due this Friday, and I'm almost done.  If there is anyone out there that hates doing science projects and will be in GT for grades 7-10 or so, GET INTO AN ACADEMIC CLASS RIGHT NOW!!!!!  With that being said, I know what you're thinking.  I've told a lot of people that, "Cousin Petie's gonna be a puppet!"  and no one (or at least, almost no one) understands this, as I tend to go into a fit of giggles.  Well, I can type and giggle at the same time, so I might as well post it here.  My cousin Peter, as I've told some, does the whole singer/pianist deal in a style that's kind of like Harry Melborne.  Or is it Barry Osborne?  No, he's a producer, but you get my point.  Think jazz and blues mixed.  Well, he was cast in a movie about some singer (whose name, I believe, is Harry Something-or-other; I can never remember last names) in the '20's or '30's.  He's not the Harry guy, but I think he's the manager.  Well, I found out from Mum that he's gonna be in Spiderman 2!  There's some scene where there's a pianist, and he's the guy.  It's all too confuzzling.  On jerrythefrogproductions.com (the fact that the site is down is not my fault, people!) there is a Spiderman puppet show and a place reserved for the Spiderman 2 puppet show.  I think it's a small part, so I don't know if his right as a puppet will come, but if it does, it will most likely be something along the lines of what would happen when Haldir talks to Legolas in a parody (like Helldear and Legoblock, for the few that can understand that.)  So...there you go.  No more confusion, eh folks?
-Sirius Orion Black II

Feb. 8-
Ok.  Very odd update.  My cousin is playing himself in the movie.  Very confuzzled.
-Sirius Orion Black II

Feb. 15-
Ok now.  I am in a good mood, 'cause PotC soundtrack is on.  Might as well say this now.  Peoples have been asking me about the following quote said in this journal:
"Frodo-Mad/Around my crush-Too angsty to hang around."
The people that have asked about this one cannot contain their curiosity (I don't blame them) about this so-called "crush."  I would like to say that this statement is out-of-date.  At that time period, I had a crush.  As of now, him and I hate each others' guts.  If you actually want to know who this weasel was exactly, e-mail, 'cause their is no way I'm saying it now.  *sigh* PotC is over...
-Sirius Orion Black II
PostScript: Great thanx goes out to Kat for introducing the art of playing movies in your head.  Thank you, Kat.  Without your ideas, I couldn't have gotten through services last Friday without falling asleep *^_^*.

Feb. 25-
Hello, there!!!!!  Ok, have hectic week here.  Sadly, I start MSA testing tomorrow and it will be very, very annoying.  At least I miss Math and English.  And in, just to review stuff and because we have nothing else to do, we get to watch The Hobbit dubbed in Spanish in *drum roll* Spanish class!!!!!  It's an odd movie that scarred me for life during the last two weeks of 5th grade (people I know that are in my grade: You know what I mean when I say "scarring"), it will be amusing.  I wish we could watch Lord of the Rings in Polish for no particular reason whatsoever.  I saw the Polish ROTK trailer and it is hilarious.  That was besides the point.  What really, really stinks is that I'm pretty sure I have to go to rehearsal tomorrow for a play I'm in, while I have to audition with the Madrigal group I'm in and on my own (Kat, I know you started singing songs from Les Mis�rables just now becuse of previous three words, tee hee) for a recital thingy for the administrative staff in the building.  Ick.  Well, at least I get to audition with "May It Be" from FOTR, my my my...
-Sirius Orion Black II

Mar. 27-
Finally, I've updated!!!!!  Sadly, it was a little too late, for my English teacher has taken my journal once again to grade a piece (if you haven't read Call of the Wild, you're lucky.)  Anyhow, hello!  We had school off yesterday because of a watermain break!  O well, it was supposed to be a half-day, anyway.  I finally saw Les Mis�rables!  Not at the theatre it's playing at, but the movie.  If you have a choice between seeing the play and seeing the movie, for goodness sake, see the play!  No one sings their prettiful songs in the movie, not to mention the storyline's flawed.  But the worst thing of all is the symbolism.  I could've sworn I had seen it before when I was watching.  In the beginning (like at the Bishop's house, for example), Jean Valjean looked like a cross between Qui Gon and Richard Simmons.  When he was the Mayor, however, he looked like Faramir.  A very *twitch* French Faramir.  I'd rather like it if I could just stop there (so I won't offend anyone *COUGHkatCOUGH*), so I shall.  Namaarie...
-Sirius Orion Black II 

Apr. 6-
Huzzah, I've updated!!!!!  I have been informed to say this by behalf of Quinn Palmer (aka Rosie Cotton Gamgee), so I shall:
Elanor!!!!! Frodo!!!!! Rose!!!!! Merry!!!!! Pippin!!!!! Goldilocks!!!!! Hamfast!!!!! Daisy!!!!! Primrose!!!!! Bilbo!!!!! Ruby!!!!! Robin!!!!! Tom!!!!!
Thank you.
-Sirius Orion Black II
PostScript: I have more poemses and a song parody, but I'll put those up later.  Happy Passover! 

Apr. 18-
Wow!  The past few days have been big update days.  Except when I lost most of the files I was using for the quiz links...that sucked...but oherwise, things have been going so well!  I have a guestbook that actually works now!  *Happy Frodo Chicken Dance.*   I'll update as soon as possible.  See ya!
-Sirius Orion Black II  

May 15-
Hello!  It's been a while, but there's very little to say.  However, there is one subject that brings up a lot of weird thoughts: My friend Kyle's Bar Mitzvah.  Not the service, but the party afterwards.  Here's some of the things you might find "interesting":
-One of his friends looked like Elijah Wood, the other George Weasley, and another (for the people who know who this next person is) a brunette version of Alex Shapira.
-At the party, they did the Chicken dance *COUGHhappyfrodochickendanceCOUGH*
-They also did this very odd Irish jig that surprisingly looked like the Merry and Pippin Beer Dance.
-Just watching the exuberance the boys at the party had made me think of Dharna asking me repeatedly, "Why are marauders sexy?"
I think that's it.  I think.
-Sirius Orion Black II
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