| Quotes!!!!! |
| Here's all the quotes that I wanna put up, so my info page isn't crowded. Here we go: -Do not mess in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!!!!! -Discworld -Do not mess in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. -Merry, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (Book) -Mort was very interested in the rock. -Mort, Discworld -I DON'T LIKE DOWN!!!!! -Rincewind, The Last Hero, Discworld -You should never say "No" to a piece of string. -Sardines, The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents, Discworld -I drew on the banana!!!!! -Me -Follow the road beneath your feet, beneath your feet, we repeat: Follow the road beneath your feet and you'll get where you're going!!!!! -Tales From the House of Bunnicula: Howie Monroe and the Doghouse of Doom -Which one is the Thingy, Nourishing? -Darktan, The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents, Discworld -Maybe it's this big SNAP argh argh argh... -Darktan, The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents, Discworld -Oh, Thiriuth! -Cassie, A Battle Worth Fighting, (Harry Potter Fanfic) -It is called the "Device For Looking Behind You", Rincewind. -Leonard of Quirm, The Last Hero, Discworld -Are you still dead, sir? -Nourishing, The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents, Discworld -Oh, I'm Aladdin, yes I am!!!!! I'd like to go to Siam!!!!! -Aladdin (or Jack or Granny or John Kerry), Aladdin and his Wonderful Magical Lamp -Gee, the chicken likes me. -Gonzo, "The Wishing Song" -10 PIN BOWLING!!!!! -My friend Kat/ Lulu/ Merry/etc... -Hey, Sam! How'd ya get groceries so fast? / He's on speed. / What?! I am not! I said it LOOKED like I'm on speed, but I'm not! Really, I'm not! -Pippin, Frodo, and Sam, Roomies, (Lord of the Rings Fanfic) -Fruit Salad! -Strong Sad, Strong Bad E-mails (Caffiene) -Well, I wouldn't want to build a summer home here! -Wesley, The Princess Bride -I recently recieved the following mail from a site visitor: You're obsessed...It's not heathy...Get a life. Which I took to mean, you're doing a great job. Keep up the good work -Joel Birenbaum, The Lewis Carroll Homepage - I...ugh, I'm drunk. Drunk as aaaaneeewt. Drunk...noot...huh...ditch wa'er. Mebbe pond wa'er. Pond. Ponder... -Neville,A Most Unlikely Family, (Discworld Fanfic) -+++Divide by Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe and Reboot+++ -HEX,A Most Unlikely Family, (Discworld Fanfic) -No, you don't want to see the puny twerp get his face punched in, do you?! -Elliot, The Goodbye Girl -All right, The Answer to the Great Question.../ Yes...!/ Of Life, the Universe, and Everything.../ Yes...!/ Is.../ Yes...!!!...?/ Forty-two. -Deep Thought and Phouchg, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy -Beowulf was a fine man, but he wasn't overly furnished with brains. That's the way it is with great warriors. They'll rush out to fight a dragon ten times their size. Sometimes they'll even win, but most of the time the dragon winds up picking its teeth with the sword. -The Bard, The Sea of Trolls - Get your dog crap shoe off my desk, Justin! -My classmate Christian - "Ooo, is this Elvish?" -My friend Christina concerning transliterated Hebrew - "Bar-CHUUUUUUUUUUUU!" -Darcy concerning the same transliterated Hebrew -T-A-B-L-E-C-L-O-T-H!!!!! -Me and my friend Andrew tormenting Kat (or my version from POTC: TA-BLECLOT-HTABLECL-OTHTABLE-CLO-TH!!!!!) - "...the evil smithies of Mordor!" -Gandalf, Animated version of LOTR - "Suddenly Samwise!..." -Frodo, Lord of the Rings The Musical - "Wait a minute...Fantine's a sheep?!" "And Javert and Gavroche are gnomes!" -Me and my friend Caroline - "...and we'll sacrifice over here..." -Some random animated character on a religious TV station. It was a musical! - "It went up my mouth and through my ears. Wait!-I mean..." -My friend Rebecca aka George - "Doesn't take a lot of savvy just to be a whore." -Sailor #1 in Les Miz - "It's not grey enough!" -Greg, the guy I sit next to in art class, criticizing my cross-hatching. - "It's like the underground railroad for dating." -Andrew, talking about...who knows what... - "CHI-CKEN-NOT-FOR-SALE!" -random line in a skit about insane pirates someone made up at camp. - "George, steal Robb's tail." -Me, telling George, dressed up as a butterfly, to steal Robb's, who was dressed as a cat, tail, so she could be my flying monkey minion (I was dressed as Elphaba aka The Wicked Witch of the West.) - "I'm losing my mind in a very organized fashion." -My English teacher, Ms. Myers, apparently losing her mind. -"And remember, kids, llamas go... 'jug.'" -Ms. Mathena, the coolest English teacher ever, being subliminally messaged by our lunch table. -"Revolutionaries have no gender!" -Kat, rambling after Andrew said he wanted to be a revolutionary after talking about the 2004 elections non-stop in History. As you can see, we're all very liberal people here... - "Run/jog/walk, Valjean! Run/jog/walk from the law!" - My buddy Lizzy - "...And Valjean's a duck!" -Basically everyone at our luch table - "Don't hurt the retarded pumpkin!" -Buddy Sophie - "TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!" -Me - "Ouch, Mambo, Ouch!" -Me and buddy Amelia aka Bill - "Joey, if you're going to be Grantaire #4, you have to do it right!" -Me and Kat telling off buddy Joey - "What is Valjean doing on the brownies?!" "Bad sock!" -First Sophie, then me - "Well, f*** you, Mr. Bear!" -Nny, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - "A cemetary! Dead people turn me on!" -[White-Afro] Justin - "I'll call Joey on my fiddle!" -Buddy Dharna - "Is this Farmer Bill?" -Buddy Joey - "Thomas Jefferson is Marius! My love is Thomas Jefferson!" -Kat - "Thermos Jefferson!" -Dharna - "It all fits together now...in a little box..." -Dharna - "Sun! Tree! Rabbit! Banjo!" -Not-so-buddy Tristian - "The little people in my head want to hug yoooooooouuuuuuu!" -Kat - "Am I absinthe or Marius?" -Caroline - "Tell the little people they're going to hell in a handbasket!" -Emma - "I don't like hands anymore!" -Dharna - "Now I can go to the Zombie Prom!" -Nicolette - "Mr. Conty's gonna eat me!" -Not-so-buddy Alec/Ryan - "My tangerines imploded." -Christina talking about something-or-other - "Ahhh! Muffins!" -Kat, quoting what someone wrote on the inside of her desk - "Please, Monsieur Ent, may I have some more?" -Bill, talking to a tree in the rain, catching raindrops on our tongues. The ent didn't like me; the raindrops always hit me in the eye. - "The deepest, most important thing I hope to be captivated by and be thankful for is becoming a ninja turtle" -Tom, reading his Thanksgiving writing assignment to the class. - "Benjamin Franklin's son is Cosette!" -Me - "Lead salad...yummy yummy..." -[White-Afro] Justin - "Darth Vader attacked Williamsburg, and they sent their Jedi by the name of John Ery..." -Tom, during a movie on the Rev. War. The text was going down the screen like Star Wars! - "He was caught poking smot!" -Kat - "Lalalasomethinginthegraaaaaass!" -Sara - "He's on a couple's cruise with Johnathan's long lost third twin brother Buford!" -Me -"'Yifei's Epitaph: Yiffy-Poo was an evil and pround citizen bent on global domination by way of evil Yiffy-Clones(R). We are sad concerning his death and wish he could've been alive now to kill someone. Just for the laughs. ...Who's up for an after party?'" -Me, writing Yifei's epitaph 'cause he thought he failed the quiz we had in English - "It's the perfect murder setting outside, I have a 5 pound medicine ball, and you're laying at my feet." -Kat - "But he didn't spike the pretzels!" -Me - "Llama! That's a giraffe, not a llama!" -Me - "I wish a buzzard lived in my locker..." -Caroline - "I refuse to look at the pretty...CUPCAKE!" -Emily H. - "Peanut butter-pickle sandwich!" -Emily M. - "Ben, why was your chocolate mousse confiscated?" -Kat - "I will use your bag-gy to hold my goat cheese!" -Johnathan - "He may be an asshole, but he's our asshole." -Cousin Petie in Beyond the Sea - "Sofia, your glasses case hates me!" -Me - "Heh heh! Coloring is awesome! It's like the CIA!" -Some girl named Melena that Kat knows - "Dinasaur-tacos! What do you think we're talking about?!" -Me - "Get your hands off of Nny!" -Kat - "And remember the secret handshake: Llama llama llama HUH!" -Sara - "Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. ICEBURG!" -Justus, explaining the Titanic accident by walking into a wall - "Ms. Hummel could beat Mr. Thomassen in a fist fight." -Phillip - "You have to marry me to the pudding!" -Justus - "I CAN'T FIND MY TIGHTS!!!!!" -Kenny - "Amelia, quick! You're a priest; I need someone to exorcise the toilet!" "She's a rabbi!" "I am not a rabbi!" -First Justus, then Bill, then me - "Wait, Oprah's the Pope?!" -Justus - "My eyebrows are not cooperating!" -Kelsey - "You know, if you drop her, she'll die." -Casey - "Brandon, GET OFF THE TREE!" -Ms. Diane - "Brandon looks like a hot, zombie 20-year old." -Allison - "Alison and I eloped!" -Kenny - "Power love!" -Kenny - "First, I met JOEY! And I was his girlfriend in 6th grade, and he DUMPED ME in 7TH GRADE! And then I met JUSTIN! And then he DIDN'T GO TO CHILI'S! And then I met Brandon, and he was a hot 20 year old! But then HE LEFT!...and then I married Kenny." -Allison - "Are you my father?" "Of course!" -First Justin, then Kelsey - "I'm old for my age." -Allison - "We are the children of the corn muffin!" -Justin - "Go back to Hayland where you belong!" -Kelsey - "The Preamble is in the Constitution, not the Declaration of Independence." "Ooo, burn..." -First Ms. Gisolfi, then Aviva - "It looks like you're going to walk down the hallway going, 'Aaack! I'm only half-dressed!' " -Matt - "I have my stage name: Ziggy Sebastian Kraft!" -Danny - "I forgot the magic pink watch!" -Grace - "You're going to smell my cheesy breath." -Chris - "Kenny, PUT YOUR PANT LEGS DOWN!" -Let's see...me, Justin, Allison, Kelsey, etcetc... - "You look like a football-educated person. Tell us the answer to this clue!" -Kelsey - "JAMAL LEWIS!" -Justin - "NOW, ROBBIE?!" -Kenny - "I bought the magic dragon HOLOGRAPHIC card!" -Justin - "I'll never wear right footed socks again!" -Kayhla - "And then I got the DRAGON CARD!" "Was it a blue eyes-red eyes-green eyes-yellow eyes dragon?" "No! Thath's Yu-Gi-Oh! Thath's so lasth month!" -First Justin, then Ian, then Justin again - "Woahwoahwoahawkwardrewind HELLO MELANIE!" -Danny |
| Disclaimer: All these quotes come from stuff I DO NOT OWN. Some of these quotes aren't even accurate from short-term memory, anyhow... |
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