Boiler Room Blah

A/N: Yet another Fantasy Club story.  This one is less angsty, thank goodness.  I didn't copy down the elements needed, because I was being lazy at the time.  Not to mention we're only given 15 minutes to write these things, so I wasn't about to waste time.  Ok, no with it!

  "Come 'ere, Franklin!  Come 'ere; come ;ere!"
  Stupid frog.  Stupid cage.  Stupid stupid everything.  Having to look after those frogs was bad enough, but I didn't need one escaping.
  Our Science teacher- a former Spanish teacher suspected of murder by us students every time he screamed at us, "�Silencio!  �Te morto!  �Mis dios, porqu�! at us- gave me detention.  That meant one thing: lookin' after his pet frogs Gigi, Pepe, Erik, L'aigle, and Franklin.
  So there I was, chasing after this stupid frog and getting queer looks from the school janitors as I passed by them.
  I chased Franklin into the auditorium and down the dark aisle.  I reached for him, but he jumped out of arms' reach and onto the stage.
  "COME 'ERE, YOU BLASTED FROG!" I screamed with fury.  Little did I know that would make the frog explode, blasting a hole in the stage like a badly-made trapdoor.
  I ran too fast, and I fell through the stage, swallowing my gum at the surprise of sudden gravity.  I fell several yards into the boiler room under the auditorium.  Ow.  Oooooooooooowwwwwwww.  Now not only did I have to explain to my folks about the detention, but I had to explain how I broke my ankle.  Darnit.
  I reached up to grab hold of something to prop me up, but all I found was solid wall.  Great.  Just peachy.
  "Hello?"
  Silence.
  "HELLO?"
  "Hello."
  I gasped.  Someone was down there with me.
  It was a man.  A human, I mean.  Or at least that's what I thought it was.  Black-cloaked, he wielded an axe.  I couldn't get up.  Darnit.
  I was trapped.  Double darnit.
  "Say your prayers," he said.
  I closed my eyes.  This was the end.
  He took off the hood covering his head.  I sighed in relief:  'Twas only the Science teacher.  I was saved.
  Then he cut my head off with the axe.  Erg.
  I tried to save his frog, really I did.  But who would know good deeds wouldn't be rewarded in the end?

                                                                    
Fin

A/N:  Haha...  He made the frog explode with a well-placed pun...hahahaha...
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