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Boiler Room Blah
A/N: Yet another Fantasy Club story. This one is less angsty, thank goodness. I didn't copy down the elements needed, because I was being lazy at the time. Not to mention we're only given 15 minutes to write these things, so I wasn't about to waste time. Ok, no with it!
"Come 'ere, Franklin! Come 'ere; come ;ere!" Stupid frog. Stupid cage. Stupid stupid everything. Having to look after those frogs was bad enough, but I didn't need one escaping. Our Science teacher- a former Spanish teacher suspected of murder by us students every time he screamed at us, "�Silencio! �Te morto! �Mis dios, porqu�! at us- gave me detention. That meant one thing: lookin' after his pet frogs Gigi, Pepe, Erik, L'aigle, and Franklin. So there I was, chasing after this stupid frog and getting queer looks from the school janitors as I passed by them. I chased Franklin into the auditorium and down the dark aisle. I reached for him, but he jumped out of arms' reach and onto the stage. "COME 'ERE, YOU BLASTED FROG!" I screamed with fury. Little did I know that would make the frog explode, blasting a hole in the stage like a badly-made trapdoor. I ran too fast, and I fell through the stage, swallowing my gum at the surprise of sudden gravity. I fell several yards into the boiler room under the auditorium. Ow. Oooooooooooowwwwwwww. Now not only did I have to explain to my folks about the detention, but I had to explain how I broke my ankle. Darnit. I reached up to grab hold of something to prop me up, but all I found was solid wall. Great. Just peachy. "Hello?" Silence. "HELLO?" "Hello." I gasped. Someone was down there with me. It was a man. A human, I mean. Or at least that's what I thought it was. Black-cloaked, he wielded an axe. I couldn't get up. Darnit. I was trapped. Double darnit. "Say your prayers," he said. I closed my eyes. This was the end. He took off the hood covering his head. I sighed in relief: 'Twas only the Science teacher. I was saved. Then he cut my head off with the axe. Erg. I tried to save his frog, really I did. But who would know good deeds wouldn't be rewarded in the end? Fin
A/N: Haha... He made the frog explode with a well-placed pun...hahahaha... |
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