The Greatest Lies in Aviation
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Pardon me, ma'am, I seem to have lost my jet keys. |
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I have no interest in flying for the airlines. |
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I fixed it right the first time, it must have failed for other reasons. |
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All that turbulence spoiled my landing. |
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I only need glasses for reading. |
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I broke out right at minimums. |
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The weather is gonna be alright; it's clearing to VFR. |
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Don't worry about the weight and balance -- it'll fly. |
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If we get a little lower I think we'll see the lights. |
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I'm 22, got 6000 hours, a four year degree and 3000 hours in an F-16. |
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We shipped the part yesterday. |
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I'd love to have a woman WSO. |
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All you have to do is follow the book. |
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This plane outperforms the book by 20 percent. |
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We in the military aviation are overpaid, underworked and well respected. |
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Oh sure, no problem, I've got over 2000 hours in that aircraft. |
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I have 5000 hours total time, 3200 are actual instrument. |
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No need to look that up, I've got it all memorized. |
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Sure I can fly it -- it has wings, doesn't it? |
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Your plane will be ready by 2 o'clock. |
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We fly every day -- we don't need recurrent training. |
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It just came out of annual -- how could anything be wrong? |
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I thought YOU took care of that. |
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I've got the field in sight. |
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Of course I know where we are. |
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I'm SURE the gear was down. |