53.8 stastistics are made up on the spot
hard work has a future pay off. laziness pays of now
it only takes one beer to get me drunk. I am not sure if it is the 8th or 9th one."
you must be really secure to be seen in this car
how can I miss u if u wont go away
keep honking im reloading
if u make it idiot proof someone will make a better idiot
I took an iq test an the results were negative
consciousness: that annoying time between naps
only quitters go to rehab
its bad luck to be supersticious
horn broken watch for finger
I dont suffer from insanity I love it
learn from your parents mistakes-- use birth control
laugh at your problems everyone else does
if you can read this I can step on the brakes and sue you
I love my country, its the government who pisses me off
if the government is the answer it must have been a stupid question
cover me Im changing lanes
there are two rules in life. Rule 1, dont tell people everything you now
a flash light is a case for holding dead batteries
life might suck, but it beats the alternative
im trying to imagine you with a personality
conserve water, shower with a friend
indecision may or may not be my problem
reality takes its toll. Please have exact change
couldnt afford to fix my breaks so I maid my horn louder
three kinds of people: those who can count and those who cant
fight crime: shoot back
EARTH FIRST well ruin the other planets later
never take life seriously no one gets out alieve anyway
be nice to your kids they will choose your nursing home
born free but taxed to death
as long as there are test there will be prayer in public schools
you! Off my planet
I love animals, they taste really great
dont steal! the government hates competition
beer: its not just for breakfast anymore
a journey of a thousand miles begins with a journey to the atm
why do psychics have to ask for your name?
let them that dont want none, have memories of not getting any
few women admit their age few men act theirs
never judge a book by its movie
honk if you like peace and quite
lets not meet by accident
its been Monday all week
save the whales collect them all
I started out with nothing and still have most of it left
procrastinators unite tommorow
time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students
have a nice day. Somewhere else
what if the hokey pokey is what its all about
"some people are only alive because it is illigal to kill them"
"I miss my ex, but my aim is getting better"
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