SODA: soda m rabbit
JW: your grade rank or job title?
S: 4 err job title? I don�t have a job
JW: date of birth?
S: 6th of july
JW: country of birth?
S: this one
JW: any criminal convictions?
S: ewwww I don�t have any
JW: none? No
S: not in this world
FERGUS: are they stockings? Mine too
S: really? Oh you got ribbed like kiddy tights cool
F: yeah they were in the kid�s section
JW: have you ever been involved in espionage?
S: no
JW: terrorism?
S: maybe
JW: sabotage?
S: maybe
JW: actions intended to
S: are you telling this to the police?
JW: no
F: your brother is in the special police so it will be ok
S: oh yeah, he gets me off easily
JW: actions intended to undermine or overthrow parliamentary democracy?
S: I don�t know what that means
JW: have you ever had a broken nose?
S: no
JW: did you really attack Johnny Cigarettes at the European cup grand final?
S: I was in disguise so it doesn�t really count
JW: I think somebody else
S: he�s up the tree!
JW: he is too, I think somebody else said that too didn�t they?
F: yeah
S: really
JW: are you ready? what was all that stuff about your pink house in the papers?
Everybody laughs because soda actually has a pink house amazing!
S: well we didn�t paint it pink to start with, it just sort of happened that way when the paint went rotten
JW: it just turned pink?
S: yeah
JW: do you feel sorry for posh and becks?
S: why should I ? YOU DON�T KNOW!!! Did you write these questions
F: no I did
JW: is your life anything like theirs?
S: Whose?
JW: posh and becks
S: oh yeah quite a lot
Fergus laughs hysterically
JW: what do you think of new labor?
S: new labour?
JW: new labor
S: politic labor? Or working labour? Or birthing?
JW: politic
S: what�s birthing labour? New?
F: child birth
S: so whats new about that?
JW: nothing so it would have to be political
S: quite good
JW: what after-shave do you wear?
S: none
JW: Do you get hassled from your mum for staying up late and what is the latest you have stayed up?
S: maybe, oh I can�t remember about 50 something hours is that two days?
JW: that�s more than
S: that�s a bit more than two days
JW: do you bunk off school?
S: no
JW: would you get back with Nick Mcabe if he asked?
S: who�s Nick Mccabe?
JW: he is one of those smelly guys from the Verve
S: oh no
JW: Ahh do you still like lasagna after I delivered it all those times
S: yes please
JW: got any dying, dieting tips?
S: umm no, I forgot how to eat the other day
JW: that�s a good tip
S: it was really scary
JW: what animal would you be if you could be any?
S: um a cat or one that flies, that�s like a cat
JW: a flying cat?
F: a flying cat? No a possum
S: but possum�s get shot by people in houses
JW: What do you think of the new Oasis album
S: sucks
JW: were you and Nick McCabe ever lovers?
S: I don�t know who he is
JW: so we will say no
S: that�s a no
JW: who is your all time hero
S: umm my brother
JW: what is the worst trouble you have been in?
S: my brother, um I don�t know
JW: just stuff?
S: forgetting how to eat, no I don�t know
JW: what can you cook?
S: toast, < fergus blows her nose> she�s noisy
JW: anything else?
S: fruit
JW: do you rock hard?
S: in Perth? Always
JW: always? what song describes you best?
S: umm dangermouse the theme song
JW: what is your greatest talent?
S: umm not answering questions very easily
JW: what is your most treasured possession?
S: umm hey you shut up. My letters Not lettuce
JW: what would you do if you were invisible for a day?
S: that�s my super power you know I did one of those emode things
JW: yeah
S: those quizzes and It was invisiblity which is good cause that is what I have always dreamed of
JW: what would you do if you were only invisible for a day?
S: um
F: steal money from the bank
S: maybe, I would hide away some where and go somewhere without them knowing, or the girls locker room yeah
JW: but you can go to the girls locker room anyway
S: oh yeah ok