Sex Monkey, when writing that down: "How do you spell bikini?"
Jon Toogood: "I'm going to give you some rock, but what are you going to give me back?"
Alex: "I wanna be the hamster of them all!"
Sex Monkey: "the menage a taurus"
Mum: "how many centipeders in a foot?"
Xel Xavier: "i only wanna read the paper off your arse"
Nead Soma: "Muzzly as in you be shut up"
"Fascism is neat" - Canadian James
"My pussy's gross" - Canadian James
"A kookaburra's not a bird, it's a dog" - Canadian James
"I'll be back at 12 past the kookaburra" - Canadian James
"My mum gave me a note saying i don't have to whip my own cock" - Kevin
"You look like one of the Pet Shop Boys Stewie" - Jobie Wan about Stewarts railcard
"My anus is the coolest chill out places" - Ben
"There are some things in life i am sure of and one of them is that James is going to eat chicken" - Jobie Wan
"they haven't done anything good since Crossroads" - Polly talking about Bon Jovi, seriously.
"That's in Latin or some other language" - Jobie Wan
"Maybe thinking is dangerous for you" - Jobie Wan to fergus whilst she was talking about parmeson cheese
"Why they waste their lives attending these amazing parties whilst taking large quantities of drugs is beyond me" - Posh man on Tv talking about ravers
"No one can boogie like the noodle" - Alex Warrior Princess
"I hope she's not krautrocking her way into the hearts of gerling" - Alex talking about her german teacher
"The mullet was only good because it had Nora in it" - El Kunto
"Maybe it's her way of saying i'm leaking" - Jobie Wan on riding the crimson wave
"the beatles are only good because they have so many good songs" - Jobie Wan
"penis on the table it's very erotic when that happens" - Jobie Wan
"she doesn't seem the kind of person who would say the brown word" - El Kunto talking about people saying the word shit
"have you ever had sex with a dead corpse?" - fergus on the phone to Matt
"these beans make me feel like a robot" - fergus still on the phone to Matt
"i'm one of the most popular men in the whole world, it's true there was a vote" - Olaf
"do they sound like Aqua?" - Olaf talking about Sigur Ros
"i just want to go up to a homeless guy and pee on him (sinister laugh)" - Canadian James
"nah Michael Jackson is so much better than the Stone Roses. They are well cheesy" - English Tim
"you shouldn't be leaking me with that bitchiness" - Jobie Wan
"it's got Mr Dizzy on it, you'll like that"- strange pamphlet guy outside of a Gorky's concert
"i found it jolly fascinating" - olaf
"i'm just rooting around" - olaf
"no i haven't got a big one, have you jobie?" - fergus
"Look at how rock we are sitting up at 2am watching gerling in our jim jams" - Nudo to Fergus
"when i was your age i was as slim as a beetle" - Fergus' Dad to Jobie wan
"if i had a car i'd run Daniel Johns over" - el sodax
"is this Bjorn Bjorg?" - Fergus' Dad about Sigur Ros
"if i get reincarnated, i wanna come back as a teletubby" - Fergus' Dad
"what if they don't let me in for looking like Badly Drawn boy? i will write to him and tell him of this injustice!" - Fergus
"Can i have a few m&m's?" - Fergus' Mum
"OK what my name is who my name is, there you go a few eminems" - Jodie wan
"I though it was an evilly satan song, like Marilyn Manson" - Fergus' mum talking about gerling
"Is it made in Canadia?" - Fergus' Mum talking about Jackass
"that was a very interesting sandwhich, it could have been more interesting but aghhhh NO!" Fergus' Dad
" I just can't help myself can you" - Dad again
"Some people just never get out of beaver" - Lady in the service station
"Theres a man in a yellow, thats what thoes climbers need a yellow!" - Mum
"Yeah he lives down south in Queensland" - man at NASA
"oh ELO i love this song" - Jobie Wan
"Your flaps open" - Jobie wan to lady in service station at Gracelands
"I like baked beans, it's cowboy food" - Canadian James
"work on yr career, close up all yr shells and when you meet a man open them up" strange man to lena
" I had the kettle fucking kabucka bubbly booble wooh!" - Fergus' Dad, wise i know