Dean: Shaggadelic Dean baby
JW: really?
D: oh yeah
JW: grade rank or job title?
D: hmm, supreme fadge master of the universe
Fergus: Really?
D: yeah!
JW: date of birth?
D: yes I have one look there is a Tobus!
JW: country of birth
D: ahh some where across the sea, a long way from here
F: yeah, yeah like four hours on a plane
JW: do you have any criminal convictions?
D: OH!
F: Yeah
D: I didn�t answer that, hmm do parking tickets count?
JW: no
D: ohh well then yes
JW: have you ever been involved in Espionage?
D: YES!
JW: tell us
D: ahh I spied on a corporate company
F: your own?
D: mh hee hee hee hee
JW: have you ever been involved in terrorism?
D: Yes
JW: tell us
F: was it bad?
D: hee hee no I threw a piece of paper at somebody
F: oh my god!
JW: have you ever been involved in sabotage?
D: yes
JW: Do tell
D: I stole a sign
JW: well no you got someone else to steal it for you
D: yep, I manipulated him to do my dirty work for me you see that�s because I am so good
JW: have you ever been involved in actions intended to over throw parliamentary democracy?
D: hmm yeah ever day I love, I love paying tax
JW: have you got a broken nose?
D: not at the moment
JW: have you had a broken nose?
D: sometime yeah in the past
JW: how did you break it?
D: oh it got smashed
F: are you feeding it like a jelly snake (??)
JW: did you really attacked Johnny Cigarettes at the EU cup final?
D: THAT IS JUST A VICIOUS RUMOUR!! No one saw me do it. It was just someone wearing similar clothes to me and about the similar age
JW: what was all the stuff about your pink houses in the paper?
D: oh oh I was trying to sell them cause I don�t like pink
JW: do you feel sorry for posh and becks?
D: ohh no they deserve everything they get those bitches
JW: is your life anything like theirs?
D: nup! I�m poor
JW: what do you think of new labour?
D: what what?
JW: what do you think of new labour?
D: I try to do as little as possible so I like it
JW: what aftershave do you wear?
D: hmmm smell of Dean
JW: did you get hassled by you mum for staying up late? And what is the latest you have ever stayed up?
D: oh I have never been hassled for staying up late and the latest I have stayed up is not going to bed at all
JW: ohh your hardcore, did you bunk off school?
D: ohh yes
JW: would you get back with Nick McCabe if he ever asked?
D: no, no I�m finished with him
JW: do you still like lasagna after I delivered it to your house all those times?
D: hmmm cause now I like vegetarian lasagna
F: good
D: and you don�t deliver that
JW: have you got any dieting tips
D: yes
JW: what are they?
D: ohhh diet? Don�t eat fat mate
JW: What animal could you be
D: sick mate!
JW: what animal would you be if you could be any?
D: hmm a tiger
JW: what do you think of the new oasis album
D: AHHH BLLlurrghgrhgrh
JW: were you and Nick McCabe ever lovers?
D: no, we never consummated out relationship
JW: who is your all time hero? And you can�t say yourself
F: he is rubbing himself
D: hmm
JW: but you can say me
D: not you I am sorry, I don�t have an all time hero
F: you can say me
D: I could say you but then that wouldn�t be true that would be lying, yeah can I lie?
JW: no you must speak the truth
F: Eddie Murphy
D: NO! Eddie Murphy sucks
F: I know
D: I dunno
F: Euros
JW: what is the worst trouble you have been in?
D: ohhhh sex.
JW: what can you cook?
D: tandoori chicken
JW: what song describes you best?
D: hmm shoo be do wa wa
F: by who?
D: I dunno some sixties band three chicks
JW: what is your greatest talent?
D: manipulating people, nahh I dunno, my kindness, my spirit (hysterical laughter)
JW: what is your most treasured possession?
D: my action man figure of course
JW: what would you do if you were invisible for a day?
D: I�d probably go around to all the sporting places so I could go into the chicks showers ad watch them get changed and I�d fondle their boobies but they wouldn�t be able to see me and they would think it was the chick next to them and it could be really good because then they might start having lesbian sex in the changing rooms
JW: and you could shaft them secretly
D: and I could watch