Dean is mad

Nead Soma

Nead Soma is the arch enemy of the Bobleys. His race (who have no name) are always trying to crush us but luckily there is only one of them. But now he is married who knows what will happen eh?
Below i have gathered some of the insane emails he has sent me in the past so everyone can know of his madness and be warned.

Dear Mistress of the Universe. (said in a whimpering snickering kind of way-DRoofl-zdri\bble) I DID recieve your voice mail, mmmm yes I did. Couldn't respond---No--don't have work phone number for you---- No unfortunately my mobile phone (as you wellll know) is a complete piece of CRAP !!!!! So I didn't get the message until Thursday Morning, and now I have rec'd your fabulous email. I would like to go and see Star Bors next week. I don't know if maa will come because we are expecting some relations to arrive on Wednesday from NZ. (Oh how exciting for me, perhaps I will visit a bit while they are hear.) Did you get the computer going or is this from some other dimension on the unlimited plain of reality, or unreality. That is the question ! Best wishes and geetings to you and your family. May the flees of a thousand camels infest your armpits.Ha Ha HHAAAHHAAAA sniff hoyk spit. mmmmm Fair thee well dont die . ok. from Dean the Great Spiritual guide to the minions.Etcetera Etcetera.

Dear Fergus, E La woo see ma che itty wagga wana sembo nu cha nengho too ta. Are you Speecial ? Where is the bus . TEll me the truth about sex monkey.I must know , my race needs this information to help plan the graet invasion and subjugation of the inferrior Bobley scum. We will obliterate the pitiful religious symbol of the week Bobley temple be found right here in Sydney . NO I WILL NOT DISCLOSE ITS LOCATION.IOh By the way ive postponed the next meeting of my Kinky panties Stall. check out our website at: www.jodieskinkypantiesstall.com yours sincerely THe Ultimate Being in the univers of space and time.
Sat, 7 Nov 1998 11:19:26 +1100

Dear Fergus,
I was so sorry to here that your expedition to the Outback to discover the site of the ancient Bobley Temple was unsuccecful. However as I'v have been saying in my university papers, you are looking in the WRONG PLACE!!!.
The site of the Bobley temple is right here in Sydney. NO I cannot divunge the location on pain of Death.
I was so glad you enjoyed my Kinky pantie Stall at the former Super models Convention. Next year we will have the Fabulous Super model( Now Fat lazy Slug) Sex Monkey, who will be displaying and wearing the famous gimp outfitt for your benefit. Congratulations on your secret love for Colin Macrae. Please go gentle on him ,I know you have a thing for disposing
of your loves when ypu have finished with them.
Chi Cha Chutto French Xavier , Jabba De doo da wana wana wingo, Ha Ha Ha!

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> From: french xavier <>
> Subject: cabbage fetishes
> Date: Wednesday, 4 November 1998 3:01
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>
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> dear dean,
> it was so nice to see you the other day at the kinky panties stall and
> may i say you and your giraffe looked very cosy wooooooh
> oh mi god, jodie was rubbing his bum on my head again this morning, i
> am very worried about this and , oh no here he comes now talking about
> kinky sex. jodie love mitchelll. i am going to send secret erotic
> email to colin mcrae under my alias, fergus noodle.
> jodie is having a major spaz trying to spell circumstances. gawd what
> a drag queen. jodie has been trying to lick the bum of every body who
> walks past. you better email me back because i never receive any mail
> at this email address. yeah!
> we are the pods we are the pods
> okay bye now cabbage tax hymaglobein
> love fergus noodle

Ha ! how dare you taunt the great Navarians. We are now marshally our great military forces to encircle your world. We must wipe the Evil Bobley from the planet and save it from you exploitation. We will restore order to you confused society, we will bring balabce to 458076854677868 njuuvv429859.Grid 19. Unless of coarse if you would like to negotiate you surrender, perhaps we could leave one of your temples in tact. Sighed embassador to the Supreme Being. We see all, Yes even that. ---------- >

From: french xavier <>
> Subject: you are famous now
> Date: Sunday, 25 July 1999 1:59 >
> hey you, yeah
> I put you on my web page in strange people i know, and i wrote about
> how you think your race will crush us bobley's
> ah ha ha ha ha ha.
> Skye didn't know you were this mad she said.
> Yeah Baby i hope you appreciate your famousity ok

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr there seems to be a missunderstanding between our far superior forces and your pathetic litle religion, we will we will SQUASH YOU> Oh by the way where is your location are you and the blue pearl.( thats a code name) We are busy conquering a race of thingy peoples , we need there money. ---------- >

From: french xavier
> Subject: Message from the grand leader of the Bobley's greatest race in the universe.
> Date: Sunday, 25 July 1999 8:19 > > > Dear puny whatever your race is called,
> Ha ha, you little man. Your race who's name you made up today are
> nothing on us The Mighty Bobleys, who without marrshalling (I don't
> have to spell correctly ok man) could easily defeat all your Earth
> troops with or earth troops.
> Ha ha if you wish to meet us in battle the fine we are groovy with that.
> Ha ha Yours Bobley
> Yocman the Bobley, Captain of the funky police.
> P.S- did you appreciate your blurb?

Dear Ke Ke bobly thing. I have a email from jodus I will attempt to send it to you if I can figure out how. Yes my relos are hear, they are ok. It is not bad at all, so you will have to find a another way to find punishemnt for me. My Karma is good and staying that way ok. NO dont jinks it. Supreme being. ---------- >

From: french xavier
> Subject: relative unhappiness
> Date: Monday, 26 July 1999 10:27 >
> Dear Fadgious,
> How is your donkey? I have realised that your relative's shall be over
> this week. Ha ha ha, i say to you this is obviously you punishment for
> picking on The Great and Wise Bobley's.
> Ke ke, so shall you be visiting us, and have you found out if Village
> at Castle Hill is cheap on Tuesday, for us cheapskates. Yay!
> My pants are silly!
> happiness from your enemy
> Micheal Jordan
> Address: 666 Your Fadge
> Maytesickgoingofftown 788888986

Hello and greetings High Preistess of the bobley. How are you. AHH your email was very interesting. I would like to see GO, I havn't heard of a couple and I do not want to see Eyes Wide boring , Yawn ahhhh sleepy just thinking about that movie. I have just spent a very long time brushing Tobias Claudius Drusus , He looks beautiful and could almost make it as a star in a dog show( OK only in my head) Oh Wow my fish are mating. kinking ---I'm watching them--I wonder if they know. I don't mind my job . it was nice to get an offer of another job. I may come over to Scotland when I get my holidays next year. Maybe for 2-3 weeks. I will have been doing this job for 1 year in june next year, thats when I will get my holidays. I'm really tired now, I must put on my jammies and go to bet. Fare thee well (( Count down to Jodius Day-- 8 DAYS )))) ---------- >

From: french xavier
Subject: aha, lucky i am really bored
> Date: Monday, 23 August 1999 9:14
> ohhh i am watching your girlfriend Ally Mcbeal, ohh i know you are
> jealous, wow, yes you should bring over your totally amazing wares and
> show me, ogggggggg
> weellll you should come to England too, just sell drugs and make loads,
> and totally yeah, I AM DISRESPECTFUL TO DIRT!
> DO YOU NOT THINK I A SERIOUS
> she's crazy with tea or something
> working with the commonwealth band, those scum sucking bastards took
> ten of my hard earned dollars in bank fees how rude!!!!
> ohh ke ke i thought you liked your job, is it not entertaining enough?
> oohh i can not wait for Jodeth to come home, we can go out and be
> totally sick mad when he gets here! you know here is a list of movies i
> wish to see so we can go movie crazy again > -two hands > -bedrooms and hallways > -eyes wide shut > -my name is Joe > -42 up > -go > and that's it i think okay > be seeing you fadgey i have to go wee now, > aaaaaaaggggggggggghhhh

Argy wagga waggs, Dear bored, very bored. Yes I am going to be at the airport, I will pick up the supermodel and take all of you to your accomadation and the secret location(you know). I have a 2pm appointment at Homebush-the home of the Olympics. but that should only take about 1/2 hour to 45 mins then I will head straight out to the airport, gosh I hope I don't cry. I am afraid I cannot help you with david hasselhof as he is now permanently placed on the TOOO OOHH SOOO tackiy Black list of Celebs that I will not deal with as is elton John boring, As to your question, I wouldn't go so far as to say I now have a life, but I did go away for the weekend, to Bowral, to breath some country air. It was very pleasant, Debbie is a goo host. Buy Dean, The select chaefaur to the exclusive world travelling Super model, Countdown -3 yES Only 3 THree days. ---------- >

From: french xavier
> Subject: boredom
> Date: Sunday, 29 August 1999 4:15
> > hey you,
> where are you eh? i am totally bored and it is really annoying where
> are the singing and dancing male cabaret you promised me eh? where is
> David Hasselhoff in a g - string? i am sooooooooo boreeeeeeeddddddddd,
> aghghghghg i have been sending meself totally valid emails that is how
> bored i am, are you out having a life or something? because if you are
> i will never forgive you evil worshipper of the dark, agggggggghhhhh i
> am so bored i have been emailing under different names, it is totally
> unsick bored biredn;dooeeered and i hate german donkeys ohkay then,
> Scott won't even talk to me i am so bored!!
> I know about you evil fadge man and i know what you think you are going
> to do but i know ddep down inside as do you that it is all lie
> lieslislislislislis damn, i wish i had some stuffing this is totally
> unacik, whatever that means, agggggggggghh.
> are you looking forward to Super model returning to our shores? i
> watched the rugby last night and it was a bit on drugs y'know, what is
> the name of the New Zealands captain dude? he has a very pointy chin
> y'know, everyone seems to have a punch up every five second, what is
> that all about eh?
> Are you coming to the airport? Graeme hasn't gotten back to us, but
> that could take a million years, it will be very annoying if nobody
> comes and we have to catch a train, are you busy on Friday because i
> think me and mum are taking Jodie out for a raging time whether he >
wants to or not. EEERRRR evil Canley Vale Boy just Came online, wow!
> why can't someone good be here? bbbbbbooooooorrrrrreeeeeeddddddd.
> okay bye.

Okay that is enough Nead Madness for you

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