Alex: Alexandra wild wojciech jespersen
J: grade rank job title?
A:year 11
J: date of birth (Jobie starts laughing satanically and then Alex joins in so it must be a conspiracy)
A: May 9th 1985 year of the Ox
J: country of birth?
A: New Zealand, Rock City
J: Criminal convictions?
A: is being a superbabe a crime? (much laughing by Alex and Fergus)
J: in some countries yes, have you ever been involved in espionage?
A: yes
J: terrorism?
A: no
J: sabotage?
A: yes
J: do tell
A:ohh well i did deform some posters and i stuck out my tongue at assembly and people were pissed off and it was fun
J: actions intended to overthrow on undermine parlimenatary democracy?
A: is there parlimentary deomcracy? the answer is up to you, or blowing in the wind
J: have you ever broken your nose?
A: no
J : (more sinister laughter between Alex and Joble) did you attack Johnny Cigarettes at the EU cup final?
A: unfortunatly no
J: whats all this stuff about your pink houses in the papers?
A: i have pink houses, but they are not in papers
Fergus: is that a, a rude reference?
J: i dunno
A: i think it should be
J: do you feel sorry for Posh and Becks?
A: yes, because they are really pathetic individuals
J: is your life anything like theirs?
A: like what?
J: like theirs?
A: definetly i play football and i'm really rich
F: and you are in the Spice Girls
A: yep
J: what do you think of new labour?
A: pish
J: pish?
J: what aftershave do you wear?
A: (laughs) lynx oxygen
F: is that the one with the ad? (very descriptive as ever)
A: yes
F: were all the, umm what happens again?
A: i don't quite know
J: do you get hassled from your mum about staying up late and whats the latest you have ever stayed up?
A: i got hassled by my mum for talking to Fergus on the phone if that counts, cause it was late
F: it was 11 almost
J: do you bunk off school?
A: (everybody laughs because Alex is right at that moment bunking off school, what a rebel) Today
J: would you get back with Nick McCabe if he asked you?
A: hmm depends, how much will he pay me
J: do you still like lasagne after i delivered it to you house all those times?
JW: have you got any dieting tips?
A: eat! Now! Caramello ice-cream
Fergus: (getting really excited) wow! Caramello ice-cream
A: have you ever tried it?
F: Noo!
A: oh my god we have it downstairs
F: woooh
A: it is the best ice cream ever
JW: what animal would you be if you could be any?
A: a teletubbie
JW: at least it didn�t take as long as Matthew, what do you think of the new Oasis album?
A: I haven�t actually heard it, but I am sure it is pish
JW: were you and nick mcabe ever lovers?
A: yes in a past life
JW: who is your all time hero?
A: a teletubby
JW: which one?
A: Po
JW: what is the worst trouble you�ve been in?
A: umm I don�t really know, I don�t do trouble, probably hang around with Backhouse, that�s intenal trouble
JW: what can you cook?
A: I can cook chili con carne from the packet, and I can cook butter chicken from the packet, and I can cook caramello ice cream but its in a packet already
F: You can�t cook ice cream, unless you deep-fry it
A: well that�s what you think, I�m not going to do that and yeah I can cook other things, but they taste pretty gross.
JW: do you rock hard?
A: I rock very hard because I am from Auckland rock city, rock
JW: (laughing and going quite mental) what�s strong (laughing and falling off something I think) what song describes you best?
A: umm Elephant stone
Fergus starts singing �Paradise City� by Guns and Roses for no particular reason at this point
A: just because it is across there
F: ohhh! That�s not thinking!
A: I don�t think
JW: what is your greatest talent?
F: not thinking
A: I can touch my nose with my tongue
JW and F: oh yeah that�s right
JW: what is your most treasured possession?
A: a tellytubby
JW: which one?
A: Po, it�s over there behind you
F: Po is the best one as it sounds like poo a bit (wisdom from Fergus)
A: yeah
JW: what would you do if you were invisible for a day?
A: I suppose I can�t say a telly tubby to that one either
F: well you could
A: oh I�d go and perve in the girl�s locker rooms like everyone does
F: yeah
JW: yeah
A: yeah
JW: when they are invisible, ok thank you very much
A: my pleasure