There are many, actually thousands more, people who have visited this site.  And signed my guestbook. Invisibly.  If you can guess the REAL figure, add it to my guestbook and you might win a prize.  Go on.  You never know:  it could be YOU!  $$$$$$$$$$$$$
Ferg's new CD.  Very, very rare.  So rare that it
is IMPOSSIBLE to purchase, except from the
man himself, if you can find him. Good luck...
contact the man today by email
Fergus Cooney,
Strasbourg, Aug 2002
by Rachel
Welcome to the World's Worst Website.  A kid could have done better with a ZX81 twenty years ago.  Ah what the hell.  I'm just practising.   Watch this space.

Links:  
Eurobuskers: A site dedicated to the ups and downs of street performance.
Check oot the
flamencobus : site by author of the above; the all-playing, all-dancing flamencobus! 
Top scots folk music site,
Dick Gaughan A top scots folkie/pop singer from my home town:  Gordon Grahame
Guitar:  open tuning lessons :
strummer
Guitar maintenance, repair, playing tips and other stuff :
click this bit. It's good.
Oh, yeah.  And send me an email (above) if you think this site is worth more than a general zero for artistic content.  At least the links are good.  Titter ye not... 
Hey, how do I get my site to pop up in internet  searches???  
answer : pray it doesn't?
If, by some incredible miracle, somebody actually HAS seen this site, maybe it's since I put in these words to help it pop up on folk's searches : music guitar britney spears, bin laden still works for the CIA, no plane hit the pentagon, the beatles live in paradise, elvis works in the chip shop,  shergar's on the moon, ridden by lord lucan and cat stevens...  I am a cheat.  I would have got away with it too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids...
By the way, if you want to help me sue this guy who ripped me off by recording a cd and paying me zero pence, but selling many, do a google search for sleepytown records or carmen higgins for the cd we made and never saw a penny from.  P.S. It wasn't her who ripped me off, it was the guy with the money, Mister Ronnie Cairns, Ellon, Scotland. See you soon, Ronnie...   Try looking up Carmen Higgins at www.mesmerist.com to hear a sample of OUR cd.  Grrrrr.......
Well, I reckon it's not bad for a first attempt at designing a website.  What do YOU think?  Let "us" know, in "our" popular "guestbook," to be in with a shout of winning my two guitars: 1) An old Fender La Brea, and 2) A cracked-by-a-nutter Takamine. My decision is final.
What shall we use to
fill the empty spaces?
Where is this lyric
taken from?  Clue : it's
not from my cd.  Tell
us in my guestbook.
You might win a
Martin
Dreadnought DB8!!!!!
How the devil are you?
Competition time!  Visit Sitting Bull.  What animal does his spiritual presence conceal?  Tell "us" in "our" guestbook, and you could win a combine harvester!!!
Also, where is Geronimo?  Tell us and you might just win a sack of spanners and some old cheese. Go ON!
It's Kompetition Korner!  In this week's page, there is a deliberate speling mistake.  (Not those ones, however.)  Find it, tell "us" in "our" guestbook and you might win a fantastic and very valuable prize!!!
PLEASE WAIT TIL IT FULLY LOADS:  sorry...!
More Photos: Click!
More Photos: Click!
  Hover over the photos and new ones  appear, eventually...
Yahoo! haven't given me enough space/memory...there may be problems with the site.  If each photo doesn't reveal another under it, on this page only, when you hover the mousething over it, there's a problem.
New CD
Containing two original
songs, trad, Robert Burns and more, it was recorded in Strasbourg, France in August 2002
Contact me
to get hold of a copy.  It'll cost you 15 euros, 10 pounds , or $15 US. 
Multiple  copies 9.5%
discount.

(I'm scottish!)
More links-  contemplator : great site for songs/tunes.
For info on any town :
here.
Dougie MacLean's Virtual Pub! For virtual "sessions!"
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