| Ph33r The almighty chimp codenamed M.I.K.E. |
| Here is M.I.K.E'S Homepage! |
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| M.I.K.E is my highley trained chimp, I have trained him to rob everybodys house and steal everything in sight. *Gives MIKE a banana* Now go, go do your evil. Mwahahahahaah *Mike waddles off* |
| Mike's aclompishments: 1* Crate of Banana's 3* Wallets 1* Watch 1* Diamond =Note= Mike is on holiday, he will be back when his business with the police has died down. |
| Heres a postcard I got from Mike. |
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| Dear wierd human. Hope the police haven't been. There is loads of Ho's in ************ (Censored for Mikes Safety). I'm having the best time, that Fort Knox schem is still going ahead when I get back I dunno when i'll back. get me some Banana's Mike. |
| Sign the guest book or Mike will come looking for ya. =P |