| Disclaimer: I don�t own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or Pokemon. I just despise Pokemon. And I am here to show Yu-Gi-Oh is way better. Heroes: Ash, Misty, Brock Gang: Yugi & CO ******************************************************* Narrator Dude: Today we join are heroes and well today they are lost Misty: Good going Ash we are lost again Ash: We are not!!! Brock: The asshole is right for once Misty: Then where are we?! Ash: ~reads conveniently placed sign~ Domino Brock: Well lets go see if there is a pokecenter Ash: Or a gym ~heroes run off~ ~Dueling Arena~ Jou: Kick Seto�s ass Yug!!! Mokuba: I�ll kick your ass if you don�t shut up! ~smacks Jou with newspaper~ Bad dog Jou: Put down by a 10 year old *falls to Mokuba�s feet* Honda: Oh chill Jou it is about to start ~Heroes walk in~ Yugi: You are going down Seto Seto: You wish, ~Draws card~ ~10 minutes later~ Yugi: ~losing badly~ All I have to do is trust in the heart of the cards� Jou: ~looks at Yami~ Shouldn�t you help him? Yami: ~shrugs~ Jou: ~anime fall~ Yugi: Heart of the cards guide me ~draws card~ My favorite, Dark Magician, in attack mode, and one card face down Ash: Dark Magician?! Never heard of it ~takes out Pokedex and points it at Dark Magician~ Pokedex: No data Ash: Man it must be a really rare Pokemon then. ~takes out Pokeball~ Pokeball G- Misty: Ash wait, I think there will be better ones to come Ash: ~puts pokeball away~ Party pooper Seto: I fuse my 3 Blue Eyes together to form the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon Ash: Wow! Anzu: Come on Yugi you can do it!!! Brock: ~Sees Anzu~ Oh my god ~takes Anzu�s hand~ You are the love of my life Misty: ~grabs brocks ear~ Come on Romeo All: ~sweatdrop~ Ash: ~points Pokedex to Blue Eye Ultimate Dragon~ Pokedex: Do data Ash: Pokeball Go!!! ~throws pokeball~ Pokeball: ~misses BEUD and hits Anzu in head~ Anzu: Owwwwwww Gang: Yes!!! Brock: Ash you have terrible aim. Ash: I�ll show you bad aim! ~throws another pokeball~ Pokeball: ~Misses and hits Jou in the head~ Owwww Mokuba: No Jou it is �woof woof� Jou: Woof woof Ash: This time I wont miss! ~throws last Pokeball~ Pokeball: ~goes right threw BEUD and hits Seto~ Seto: Damn it who was that?! Mokuba: You hurt my brother ~chases Ash around room with sword~ Yami Malik: I want to help! ~chases Ash with chainsaw~ Yugi: What the fuck is going on?! Ash: ~hides behind Misty~ We are here for the Domino badge Gang: Badge?!? Ash: You know one of these ~shows badges~ ~All Yami�s look at each other~ Yugi: Sorry but Yami Malik: ~pushes Yugi away~ ~thinking~ I always wanted to do that Yami Bakura: Sure you can get one Gang: He can?! Yami: Of course, welcome to Domino Ash: Ok errrrr what do I have to do?! Yami: Ummmm Yami Bakura: You have to beat Pharaoh in a duel Ash: Pharaoh? Duel? Wh? Yami Malik: He is the Pharaoh ~points to Yami~ you use these ~gives Ash a crappy deck~ and duel him, up there ~points to where Seto is~ Any more questions dumbass? Ash: No� Yami Malik: Then get your lazy ass up there! ~pushes Ash to dueling platform~ Yami: No he is going to use this ~throws duel disk at Yami Malik~ Ash: Wh? Why? How do I use it? Yami: You�ll see soon enough. Now put it on and lets go Ash: How do you put it on? All: ~anime fall~ Yami Malik: Like this ~about to shove it on Ash~ Yami Bakura: Uh no let me do it! ~shoves duel disk around Ash�s wrist inflicting great pain~ Ash: OWWWWWWWW!!!!!! Yami Bakura: Oh give me a break I didn�t hurt you� that bad� Yami: Now it is time to duel! Anzu: That line is getting old Yami Bakura: Shut up bitch Yami Malik: No one wants to here you Anzu: ;__; Brock: Keep talking my angel Yami Malik: No ~stab stab stab~ Ash: I will get my badge |