"Quidquid Latine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur."
-Old Saying
"Tuppence more and UP goes the donkey!"
-Popular 18th Century English Saying
"Well, it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, but MAN... So to answer your question, I dunno."
-Homer Simpson
"I hate you because you're not me."
-K-Chan
"Get the other ones; I don't want the Ho-Cookies."
-Patrick
"Ah dinnae like 'im... 'e wasn't right... in the HEAD."
-Irish, From Braveheart
"Look, when you get thrown off a horse, you have to get back up and shoot it, right?"
-Quinn, from Daria
"Don't speak Latin in front of the Books."
-Giles, in a Lucien momment.
"America is the only society that went from barbarism to decadence, without experiencing civilisation."
-George Bernard Shaw
"You can't make an omelette without killing a few people."
-Mr. Croup
"Men would generally rather entertain the possibility of their own insanity than that of a world beyond the tangible. I haven't found that humanity deals very well with existential shock."
-Lucien
"Never underestimate the perversity of the inanimate"
-Earthur
"She wailed something about soap and eternal damnation and ran for the elevator."
-Jim, "Murphy Brown"
"Hi! I'm Troy McLure. You may remember me from such medical films as 'Alice Doesn't Live Anymore,' and 'Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's Face?'"
-Troy Mclure
"...And that fluffy Kitten played with that ball of yarn... ALL through the night... On a lighter note, multi billionaire C. Montgomery BURNS has been shot..."
-Kent Brockman
{Mr. Nevers, your 4 O'Clock is here.}
"Ooh, send him in..."
You wanted to see me, Mr. Nevers?
"I'M GONNA RAPE YOU UP THE BUTT AND THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW!!!!"
Um...
-I Feel Sick #2
"There is a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way."
-Terry Pratchett
"Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care."
-Terry Pratchett
"Too many people want to have written."
-Terry Pratchett
"Not a man to mince words. People, yes. But not words."
-Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
"When the least they could do to you was everything, then the most they could do to you suddenly held no terror."
-Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
"Sic gorgiamos allos subjectos nunc."
-Addams Family Creed
"Many People hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others of them are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing."
-Meg Chittenden
"Early to rise, early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead."
-Rincewind
"The Greatest horror of war is the fateful transformation of our children into Heroes."
-The Outer Limits
"It's just another day, When people cling to light, To drive away the fear That comes with every night."
- Danny Elfman "Just Another Day"
"I'm not afraid of being ugly; I couldn't care what they say.
I'm not afraid of happy endings, I'm just afraid my life won't work that way.
I'm not afraid of forgiveness; I'll Absolve you anything.
I'm not afraid of lying,
But I am afraid of DYING! ...Without you.
Yes I do and i hope that you do, too.
Without you, yes I do."
-Jack Off Jill "Fear Of Dying"
"Some men are discovered; others are found out."
-Discordian Quote For the Picosecond
"If You lose the Big Picture, the details are easy to lose."
-Dr Blaustein
"Sooner or Later, we're all somebody's dog."
-Commander Vimes "Jingo"
"There are too many people, and too few human beings."
-Robert Zand
"Pay careful attention to the Tao-Jones Average."
-Discordian Quote For the Picosecond
"Jesus saves, Allah forgives, but Cthulhu thinks you'd make a tasty sandwich."
-Naomi Armitage
"If you're so special, why aren't you dead?"
-Discordian Quote For the Picosecond
"Many things are not impossible until they have been tried. After that, the universe rushes in to make it look like it's been impossible all along."
-Ponder Stibbons "Last Continent"
"It is the quest of this special classic beauty, the sense of hamony with the Cosmos, that makes us choose the facts most fitting to contibute to this harmony."
-Robert M. Pirsig "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"
"Um. No. It's not mayonnaise."
-Discordian Quote For the Picosecond
"This isn't the Last Song
They don't know us, you see.
It's only the Last Song
If we let it be.
-Björk
"We Die. That may be the meaning of life. But we do Language. That may be the measure of our lives."
-Toni Morrison
"My Third Eye needs contacts."
-Rob Hodgson
"Remember, even inaction is an action."
-Kim
"No one is perfect until you fall in love with them."
-Andy Rooney
"I have existed from the morning of the world, and I shall exist until the last star has fallen from the sky. Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men, as I am no man-- and so, I am a God."
-Caligula
"I am so incredibly bored that I will buy a pair of your ridiculous shoes. Look grateful."
-Spider Jerusalem
"Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum."
-General Tacticus "Jingo"
"If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today."
-Spider Jerusalem
"Silence. I am watching television."
-Spider Jerusalem
"Being a bastard works."
-Spider Jerusalem
"Do not offend the Chair Leg of Truth; it is wise and terrible."
-Spider Jerusalem
"Dark night of my soul, I scream
in recollection of comfortless origins,
suffer for the arrogance
of my entropy. God protect me
from sins of stasis, keep me
in the movement that fixes me."
-Ger Killen, "Evolution Prayer". (Excerpt)
". . .At the black edge
of the world two or three flowers are tossing
in the approaching blizzard of our words.
We cannopt hear them singing
above our exquisite howl.
-Ger Killen, "At the Black Edge". (Excerpt)
"And perhaps within us too is harshness
of hill and monument, for pain only
brings our wishes that we can get it true
-Ger Killeen, "Wishes". (Excerpt)
"Call no man happy, until he is dead."
-Herodotus
"...so often i feel a dizzying dread at being in this world; it seems to be a sort of panic terror that suddenly comes over one, the sense that one has to create gods to which one can pray..."
-Franz Marc
"Watch closely, pie-selling person."
- A Wizard; Terry Pratchett's "Sourcery"
"He goes his way. We travel a spiral. The quickest way is sometimes the longest."
-Czernobog; Neil Gaiman's "American Gods"