"I have heard it said: The drum is God's favorite instrument; that is why he gave us each a heartbeat. And I thought: Wow, that's great. But at the same time I also thought: You could just as easily say 'The trumpet is God's favorite instrument; that is why he gave us each a colon.'"
--Casey Davis
"From mental masturbation cums knowledge."
--Yevgeniy Bolotin
"Religions get so obsessed with promises of the afterlife that they forget the original purpose of such stories: to stave off fear of death. If we can achieve immortality, we no longer NEED to fear death, and thus we no longer need the promise of the afterlife. And this worries them. See, to me, though, that seems like saying 'We should not heal broken legs, because if we do, the crutch industry would go out of business.'"
--Casey Davis
Casey: Stock auctioning is a fine art. It's like beautiful singing.
Yev: I prefer ebay.
"They'll never catch me--I'm wearing clockwork pants!"
--Casey Davis
"You've got to draw the line somewhere. A woman should not stand between a man and his hot sauce."
--Yevgeniy Bolotin
"You do a very good job at being a mammal. What you lack in milk production you make up in hair."
--Gretl Davis
the da vinci code: blah blah blah mona lisa blah blah knights of templar blah blah holy grail
public: Its genius
--Yevgeniy Bolotin
I identify with phoenixes because I sometimes crash-and-burn but I always rise up from the ashes again.
So I guess I'm more like Launchpad McPhoenix.
--Casey Davis
Yev: i doubt that your apocalyptic scenario will come to pass
Casey: Yeah, that's what King Atlarestes XXVII of Atlantis said, too.
Patrick: Man, I could lose anything in any amount of time.
Casey: That's quite a super-power.
Patrick: Yeah, but I don't want my secret identity to be The Loser.