9/23/2028 Paul dies of pixie stix overdose on a bed of sour gummy worms and jelly bellies in a magical land of geometric forrests and glassy, talking fish....wheeee!
6/14/2006 Band signs onto small but well-known label
10/30/2028 Paul's grave is dug up and his body is sold on EBay. His own father wins the auction
5/26/04 Sara gives Jon a golden coin
Jon's Prophecies
In Other News...
OUR CDS ARE COMING!! they should be here August 1st or so, sign the guestbook,
email us, im us, and or come to the show to get a copy!!