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| This page is intirely dedicated to scary scooter kids across America.� They have been destroying our country.� No one quite understands why they are here or why there are so many of them.� All we can say is WATCH OUT! |
| Scooter kids have been known to severely injure innocent people.� They are completely reckless and half of them don't even know how to use their brutal weapons.� The Board of Public Safety is trying to pass laws against them but for some reason their staff members keep mysteriously disappearing.� These kids have to be stopped! |
| The Most Wanted List |
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| This kid has been spotted brutally murdering a poor,� 48 year old homeless lady.� When she was found she had one clear razor wheel imbedded right between her eyes.� This boy is considered armed and incredibly dangerous. If you have seen him or any other kid on a scooter please call - 1-800-SCO-OTER |
| Height- 4'11'' Weight- 90lbs Description-� Asian, has been know to leave a clear Razor wheel in the middle of his victims' heads. |
| Don't be foiled by this kid's cheesy smile.� He is a true killer.� He has a 44'' deadly wood scooter.� He has been known to make friends with his victims before running over their toes until they bleed to death. |
| Height- 3'10'' Weight- 33 lbs Description-� White, has a birthmark in the shape of a lizard on his left buttock. |
| This kid is the worst.� He wishes he had spent his money on a new Razor but instead he bought roller blades and full body armor.� He will attack at will without warning. Beware!!!! |
| Height- 4'9'' Weight- 99 lbs Description-� White, giant, wears full body armor and leaves a fat green loogie on his victims' foreheads. |
| This one has a Monster Scooter 2000 he can run anything over with. Nothing in his path will survive! He has been named by gang members as White Elephant because of his wicked stampede. |
| Height- 4'1'' Weight-� 88 lbs Description-� White, leaves tire marks across his victims. |
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