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| Oompa Loompa deedle-de-queep, if you're bad, you'll get killed in your sleep. Twirling hair or picking your nose? We'll Suck your organs out a quater-inch hose!! |
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| Under Construction.... Come back soon!!! HA HA HA HA (now I'm scared) |
| ^ Oompas like sugar, but dont like when | other people eat it, as seen below. <----- There are many theories about where oompas are now, but most people say there a a sixties night club some where in mexico. |
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| My mother told me that they're orange because they eat their carrots, my dad told me their hair is green because they eat their broccoli. My sister told me that they're short cause they do drugs, why ever the look like they do, they're scarey, and I suggest you don't seek them out! |
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| Why is the water red?? Some say it's made of chocolate, but other people think that it is highly concentrated blood clots. |
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| ^ \ | It has been known that if you look for an oompa loompa for too long that you may see somthing strange, very strange indeed. |
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