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| The triumphant Dusty Cowgyrls affix their team name to the beautiful Totally Kickball trophy as the Volleyball of Luck and Good Fortune flies overhead - a sign sent to us, no doubt, by the patron saint of kickball. |
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| Moments later, Rosa, infected by the simultaneous celestial and divine intervention in the closing ceremonies, paid homage to kickballas everywhere with a solemn rendition of the Kickball Ass Smack. Her eyes focused steadily on the Volleyball of Luck and Good Fortune, while we all waited in stunned silence. Finally, there was a great rumble, and Rosa's shorts lit up like the blazing sun. |
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