Bloopers: These are all the mistakes the actors made during the making of this fic, and believe me,
it was no easy task getting this fic done !__!
Zarbon bloopers: “That feels nice.” Zarbon sighed to himself, rubbing the water around his eyes,
“Oh my Frieza! Ouch! My eyes!” Zarbon was yelling because he almost scratched his eyes out
with his finger nails.
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Zarbon returned to Master Frieza’s quarters.
“I have returned Master Frieza.” Zarbon said as he bowed to Frieza.
The first attempt at bowing Zarbon twisted his foot and went tumbling down in front of Frieza,
lying flat on his face. The next attempt he started laughing during his lines.
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“Think Zarbon! Think! What would Master Frieza want?” Zarbon thought to himself, while
stopping in the hallway, Zarbon then looked at me and said, “A blow job?” Everyone who was
there started laughing.
“Saw the movie ‘Sleepers’ one too many times I see.” Raditz said as he hit Zarbon on the back.
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Frieza held his glass of wine out, not saying a word. Dodoria quickly opened the case and Zarbon
picked up a wine bottle, opening it on the way over to Master Frieza.
When Zarbon opened it the first time it slipped out of his hands and broke on the floor. The
second time he slipped on the floor and fell, breaking the wine bottle. The last mistake was, he
opened it, then drank it himself, getting very drunk and we had to wait for the next day to do that
scene over.
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“It’s my turn, Raditz....I’ll have the first surprise this time.” Zarbon said as he was getting
undressed and pulling the covers of the bed down, he pulled a little too hard on the covers and
ended up on the floor with them.
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“Better, but.....why didn’t Master Frieza....kill me?” Zarbon asked, confused.
“Who cares why! You’re alive! You should be grateful!” Dodoria said, then hit Zarbon on the
back, but the first time we did this scene Zarbon hit Dodoria on the back on purpose. “OUCH!”
Dodoria yelled, “what was that about?” “Just wanted you to know how I was going to feel.”
Zarbon said as he laughed.
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“....Don’t mind me Zarbon, go ahead and eat.” Frieza said as he looked out the window at some
stars.
“Yes sir.” Zarbon said nervous, then started eating. Zarbon dropped his fork, choking on a piece
of chicken bone and coughing viciously. “Oh my, is he all right?” Frieza asked as he was looking
at Zarbon and hitting him on the back. The next time we did the scene, we gave him some simple
salad.
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“(Knocking) Zarbon, reporting for duty, sir.” Zarbon said, out side of the door.
“Just a minute!” A voice from in side said.
“I thought there was suppose to be no answer!” Zarbon said, surprised. We soon realized that
Zarbon was knocking on the wrong door, he was knocking on the bathroom door, not Master
Frieza’s door. Every body on the set starting laughing, even Zarbon thought it was funny.
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Frieza’s bloopers: “There is no room for forgiveness on my planet.” Frieza said, powering up his
finger. Frieza powered it up a little too much and every body ran out of the room screaming.
“Oops! My bad!” Frieza said, stopping.
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“No Dodoria, that’s not why.” Frieza said as he entered the room in his little floating pod. I don’t
know how or why it happened but Master Frieza’s pod ran out of gas or something and his pod
fell over with him still in it. “What the hell happened?!” Frieza said as he was being helped up by
Dodoria. Then I noticed in the back ground Raditz giving Zarbon low five......
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“....Don’t riend smee Zarbon, go abed and feet.” Frieza said as he looked out the window at some
stars, trying to play it off but we still had to do the scene over. Frieza just out of the bloom
starting laughing after I yelled cut!
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Dodoria bloopers: Zarbon thought and nothing came to mind. But out of no where Dodoria
appeared.
“Winet! Frum his tellar!” Dodoria said fast and disappeared down the hall quickly. “I messed up!
Sorry!” Dodoria messed up because he had only a few seconds to say that and he didn’t know his
lines too great. But every body thought it was funny.
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Zarbon ducked his head, as Dodoria watched with dumbness. No! Sadness, you’re suppose to
watch with sadness! “Oh! Okay I got it now!” Dodoria said nodding his head.
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“Well there goes one more worthless stud- I mean saiyan.......” Dodoria said, as he watched the
pod flying off in the distance. Every body laughed and looked at each other like, yep, we know
what perverted Dodoria’s thinking.
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Zarbon and Raditz’s bloopers: Zarbon heard a noise and quickly looked behind him. “Where’s
Raditz?” Zarbon asked, looking around. There was suppose to be a tall muscular saiyan, standing
on one of the great big rocks around the water fall, but Raditz fell in the water.
“Oh my Frieza, you didn’t!” Zarbon said to Raditz who was floating in the water, Raditz looked
at him and his shoulders went up and then down.
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After a while of the two just looking at each other, Zarbon finally broke the silence.
“Brrrrrrrr!!!” Zarbon farted and every one started to laugh, “sorry, it must of been those beans we
had last night. Whoa! Will you get a whiff of that!” Raditz fell to his knee’s laughing while Zarbon
was talking.
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The saiyan sat on the soft wine covers facing Zarbon the whole time. Zarbon soon sat down next
to the saiyan, but looking at him every moment.
“Ouch! My ass!” Raditz finally yelled out, “wine covers are not soft!”
“Ya!” Zarbon agreed.
So I got them some soft pillows that looked like wine covers.
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“I have to wet you first.” The saiyan said as he slid his lips down Zarbon’s body, bringing them to
Zarbon’s asshole, “wait! Didn’t you have beans last night?”
Everybody started to laugh. “Hey, I’ll control myself just for you.” Zarbon said as he was
laughing.
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Hours went by and Zarbon woke up to the sound of a loud, clap!
“Ahh!” Zarbon said as he woke up and looked to see who it was, practically falling up of bed. The
first five times I did the scene, he fell out of bed. It was funny.
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One day, Raditz had called Zarbon, and told him to meet him at the ‘Water Fall of Love’. Zarbon
hurried there and waited, not realizing Raditz was already there.
“Hey.” Raditz said, coming up behind Zarbon.
Zarbon turned around quickly and Raditz was all wet, “....You fell in the water again!”
Raditz started laughing and shaking his wet body off.
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“I will always hold you in my..........line!” Zarbon said out loud. Heart! It’s Heart!
“I will always hold you in.........line!” Zarbon said again. My Heart!!! “Okay, got it!”
“I will always hold you in my...fart...” Zarbon said embarrassed and laughed.
Finally Zarbon got it right and we went on and finished it.
Well that’s all the bloopers, I hope you laughed more than you booed and hated the actors
mistakes! I’m just kidding ^__^ If you have any questions or comments about my fic, please
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