Bloopers: These are a lot of the mistakes the actors made in The Ginyu Force fic. Have fun
reading!
Frieza’s Bloopers: “What’s the matter Captain Ginyu?” Frieza asked while picking some food up
with his fork and eating it. Zarbon splatted Frieza in the face with his plate of food, Captain Ginyu
busted out laughing and told Zarbon. “That was well done.” Frieza got mad and started yelling,
but when we showed him what he looked like with a mirror, he couldn’t stop laughing.
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“I’m happy he is happy now.” Frieza said.
“I’m happy you're happy Master Frieza.” Zarbon said. “Oh boy that line stinks! I can’t stand saying
it.” Frieza told me. I admit it was a very corney line. “I’m happy you agree.” Frieza said corney
like. “I’m happy your happy.” Zarbon said. “Shut-up.” Frieza said while Zarbon was
giggling.
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“Harder!” Frieza yelled.
Zarbon obeyed. Harder and harder he went. Jeice was in pain.
“Do him.” Frieza said softly and dropped his wine glass all over himself and started laughing. “It’s
not funny!” Jeice yelled. “Now we have to do it over!” He yelled again. “It’s all right mate. I
won’t be mean about it.” Zarbon said nicely.
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“I wondered why Zarbon didn’t come to my room when I ordered him to. We were going to
speak to you about your Force!” Frieza said. “Get out Captain Ginyu.” He said softly. “GET
OUT!” Frieza YELLED! The first time he yelled that loud, he fell off the bed by an accident,
because he yelled to loud and then started laughing.
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“You disobeyed me Zarbon!” Frieza yelled in his face, then kissed him softly. Zarbon was
surprised. I had to pull Frieza away. “I’m sorry, I don’t know what came over me.” Frieza said
while looking at Zarbon. I had to tell him how to do it right, he did, with out any mistakes.
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“Master Frieza!” Zarbon yelled as Captain Ginyu dragged Zarbon out Frieza's door, Frieza ran
over and hit Captain Ginyu. “Get away from him!” Frieza yelled. I had to explained to Frieza, that
it’s only a fic.
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“Is there something wrong Captain Ginyu?” Frieza asked.
Captain Ginyu looked at Frieza and then looked at Zarbon.
“No Frieza, there's nothing wrong. Oh! It’s my turn, I must go.” Captain Ginyu said with a bow,
he was going to leave, but noticed Frieza giggling, then Zarbon started giggling. “What?” Captain
Ginyu asked. “There's something in your nose.” Frieza giggled out then busted out laughing with
Zarbon. Captain Ginyu got embarrassed and ran away with a red face.
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That’s all Frieza's Bloopers, he didn’t make any more mistakes. I think he did a good job. But he
did fall on me in one of the scenes. One of the love making scenes, he fell off the bed on me. So I
guess he made one more mistake I forgot to put in.
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The Ginyu Force Bloopers:
Captain Ginyu: “Zarbon's right Master Frieza. I’m bored.” Captain Ginyu said sadly, then Zarbon
splatted him in the face with his plate of food and started laughing. “You did that to me last time.”
Frieza said then giggled.
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“I see you're a very fit man.(Captain Ginyu looked up at him) (He turned around breathing hard
from the work out and looked down at Captain Ginyu) You look sexy, what’s your name?”
Captain Ginyu asked. Burtur started laughing. “What? I didn’t make a mistake, what’s so funny?”
Captain Ginyu asked. “You said I looked sexy instead of strong.” Burtur said while giggling.
Captain Ginyu blushed and ran off embarrassed.
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“You were just accepted into The Ginyu Force. Congratulations!” Captain Ginyu said while
shaking Burtur’s hand, Captain Ginyu was so excited(For some reason, I’m not aware of) he fell
over, then got up smiling and then shook Burturs hand again. Burtur laughed and pulled Captain
Ginyu towards him and hugged him laughing. Captain Ginyu was still smiling.
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“Well, you butterr go back to your room, Turtur. You did goo. Oh and your power hevel should
be frising. Good-dnight.” Captain Ginyu said as he started to take his armor off. He knew he
made mistakes but kept going but his armor wouldn’t come off and he ended up, falling off the
bed and Burtur helped him up, but then laughed with him about it. So we had to do the scene over
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“But first let me see you strike a pose.” Captain Ginyu said while striking a pose and falling over
because he slipped on a banna peel.
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“You will not wear your armor till the rest of the Force is here, KJHDDLD. I can’t remember my
lines.” Captain Ginyu said while laughing a little.
“You will not wear your armor till the rest of the Force is here, when we start to really work and
only when were out on the job or making a appearance somewhere. And I have know Idea.”
Captain Ginyu said while looking at the script.
“You will not wear your armor till the rest of the Force is here, when we start to really work and
only when were out on the job or making a appearance somewhere. You will not move to better
and closer quarters till the rest of the Force arrive.” Captain Ginyu explained while going threw
some papers. “If that is all, you can now report to your training grounds and train. Oh God! If I
can memorize six McGuffey Readers, then why can’t I memorize a few lines!” Captain Ginyu said
aggravated.
“You will not wear your armor till the rest of the Force is here, when we start to really work and
only when were out on the job or making a appearance somewhere. You will not move to better
and closer quarters till the rest of the Force arrive.” Captain Ginyu explained while going threw
some papers. “If that is all, you can now report to your training grounds and train. Your power
should be rising. It all depends on how hard you train. You may leave.” Then Captain Ginyu
started doing his Dance Of Joy, because he finally got it right.
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During the rape scene, when Captain Ginyu raped Zarbon, Captain Ginyu hit himself with the
whip and they both fell off the bed a few times.
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Captain Ginyu picked Zarbon up. Zarbon started to wiggle. Captain Ginyu held him tight. Zarbon
stopped wiggling. Captain Ginyu toke Zarbon to Frieza's room and tripped a few times, then dove
on the bed with Zarbon by an accident. No one was hurt, thank God. Everything turned out okay
with that scene.
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“You said that my Force would be mine, to do what I wanted with.” Captain Ginyu said in a baby
way, then he danced out the door with Burtur, for some reason. But we all laughed and had fun
talking about that for a while.
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“Frieza said all night baby. I’m going to fuck you till the cows come home.” Captain Ginyu said
with another laugh at the end of his sentence. “Till the cows come home. What is a cow?” Captain
Ginyu asked me. “I’ve never seen one, or heard of one, before. Your line doesn’t make any
sense.” Captain Ginyu told me. I felt a little embarrassed, but I got over it. I mean it’s true.
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“Oh thank-you Frieza.” Captain Ginyu said with a bow. “Oh and Zarbon. Don’t forget to take a
shower before coming to see us bowl.” Captain Ginyu said with a evil look on his face, then
Captain Ginyu broke out laughing. “What?” Frieza asked while laughing. “I don’t know, it just
sounded corney.” Captain Ginyu said then everybody(but me) laughed.
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Captain Ginyu took out one of those boxes and took out some of the pictures that he took of
Frieza, that were hidden in the box. And he looked at how Frieza smiled and was so happy. And
saw Frieza’s beautiful smile again and again. He put them back in the box and put the box away.
After that Captain Ginyu started to cry. I didn’t know what was the matter, but Captain Ginyu
started to laugh and said. “I had you guys going for a minute, didn’t I?”
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Burtur Bloopers: Burtur was a little shy during some scenes, but he never messed up on any of his
lines. Cui is a very good actor, Burtur and Cui are brothers, so Cui did help a little with Burtur's
lines.
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Jeice Bloopers: “Ahhh.” He yelled as he fell on his butt. “Will you watch where your going!”
“Excuse me. Do you know who your talking to?” Burtur asked while trying to help him. When
Burtur tried helping Jeice up, Jeice said. “Wait, I think you really hurt my butt.” It turned out
okay, it wasn’t really hurt.
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“Get away from me!” Jeice yelled as he pushed Burtur away and shut the sliding bath door. “OW!
I caught my finger in the door!” Jeice yelled. Jeice refused to do that scene, but Burtur talked to
him and he finally did it.
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“Another flower.” Jeice said while taking the flower and throwing it in back of him, there was a
big crash(Jeice knocked over some flower pots, with the flower he flew behind him) “Why do you
think I like flowers, may I ask?” Then Burtur said. “Because you knocked them all over.” Then
Burtur and Jeice laughed.
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“Burtur, Jeice, Recoome!” Captain Ginyu yelled.
“Yes Captain.” They said as they came in and bowed.
“The last member has arrived.” Captain Ginyu said while pointing at Guldo. In the background of
that scene, a fly kept going after Jeice and it messed up the scene, because he kept trying to hit it
away and he finally screamed and started yelling.
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Zarbon sat in Jeice’s chair, pulled Jeice down on him, by his pants. Jeice started to go along with
Zarbon. I had to stop him and ask him why. “Because he’s so fucking sexy, he made me horney.”
I told him he’s suppose to be, being raped.
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Recoome Bloopers: “My name is Recoome, that rymes with doom, and I’ll being seeing yah all too
soon. That sucked, I’m sorry.” Recoome said. He didn’t like that line very much.
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“What about my rend Guldo?” Recoome started to laugh. “My rend Guldo.”
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“Guldo, you're here.” Recoome said as he went over to him and picked him up and then dropped
him. “Whoops! Sorry Guldo.”
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“Ah!” Recoome yelled while throwing the bowling ball hard at the pins. The first three times he
did it, he missed completely.
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“Your not working hard enough. Now keep up with me.” Recoome said while going out of
control with moves. He went so much out of control, he almost killed someone. And he crashed
aonther time. That was a tough scene, so we had to keep it short.
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Guldo Bloopers: Guldo dropped his food a lot, in most of the scenes. Or he would eat the food
before we started doing the lines. His mistakes were very few. I had to keep wiping his mouth,
because he always had food on it.
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Zarbon Bloopers: “I think your strong enough to take care of yourself.” Zarbon said while lying
on Friezas bed, somebody made a loud fart noise and everybody thought Zarbon farted by an
accident, and everybody laughed. Zarbon refused to come out of his dressing room, for a while.
But Captain Ginyu talked to him and he came out later.
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Zarbon reappeared a leather stick in his hand. He started to hit Jeice with it, until he hit Jeice in
the eye by an accident.
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Zarbon laid there on the bed almost passing out.
“What in my name, ARE YOU DONIG!” Frieza yelled as he got out of his space pod and walked
over to the bed, then Frieza noticed Zarbon giggling and then Zarbon fell off the bed giggling. I
soon found out that Zarbon was drunk and I had to do the entire scene over.
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No one else made any mistakes, hope you had fun reading, don’t forget to read Behind The
Scenes.
