Source: Toy Story 2
Actual Quote: The boy, Andy, has Bo Peep strung up and is forcing Ham, the slotted pig, to say the lines.
Ham: "You must choose, Sheriff Woody. How shall she die? Shark, or death by monkeys?!"
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Quote Number Two
Source: Boy Meets World
Actual Quote: Eric has tickets to a ball game, and is taking his new girlfriend instead of Cory.
Mr. Matthews: "He bought those tickets with his own money, Cory. He can take whoever he wants."
Cory: "But I earned those tickets! I slept with him for eleven years!"
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Quote Number Three
Source: Whose Line Is It Anyway
Actual Quote: Colin and Ryan are trying to sell the latest compilation album, and Colin is telling Ryan about his former band.
Colin: "Yes. We were known as the Happy Funk Band... until an unfortunate typo got us expelled from school."
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Quote Number Four
Source: Sabrina, the Teenage Witch
Actual Quote: Hilda is telling Salem the cat about her day.
Hilda: "Today is alive with the wonder of Wednesday!"
Salem: "To me, it's just another day with eight nipples."
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Quote Number Five
Source: Rugrats
Actual Quote: Angelica is talking to the babies about Dean, the boy she has a crush on.
Angelica: "After all, I'm playing the most dangerous game of all."
Chucky: "Musical chairs?"
Angelica: "No, dummy! Love!"
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Quote Number Six
Source: Whose Line Is It Anyway
Actual Quote: Ryan and Colin are doing a film noir scene.
Colin: "He played me like you'd play a fish... I can't make it much clearer than that."
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Quote Number Seven
Source: Boy Meets World
Actual Quote: Eric and Jack have decided to stop fighting over Rachel and just be friends.
Eric: "Dude, I love you."
Jack: "Dude, don't. I'm the one who loves you."
Eric: "Dude!"
Jack: "Dude!"
Eric and Jack (hugging): "Dude!"
Rachel (from the bathtub, off-screen): "Hey guys? I can't figure out how to work this bathtub stopper. Can one of you come here and help me?"
Eric and Jack try to kill each other as they try to be the first into the bathroom.
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Quote Number Eight
Source: Sabrina, the Teenage Witch
Actual Quote: Sabrina has gotten a fake magical ID in the other realm, and now needs to tell her aunts.
Sabrina: "Oh, yeah. They just love to hear Sabrina-defying-authority stories."
Salem: "Yeah, if told with puppets."
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Quote Number Nine
Source: Dracula, Dead and Loving It
Actual Quote: It's really too long to quote it all here, but the entire quote came from the movie. Arwen's lines are Mina's, Aragorn's are Jonathan Harker's, and Elrond's are Dr. Seward's. Boy, wasn't that an *interesting* scene. *eg*