Beginning to Aragorn/Gimli/Legolas tracking Merry/Pippin to Fangorn
Meeting Treebeard to leaving for Helm's Deep
Sam not trusting Gollum (meeting Faramir) to leaving for Osgiliath
Aragorn arriving at Helm's Deep to end
Note:
Pants/Pair: the One Ring
pants/pair: any other nouns
The Two Pants
Sam: Because. 'Cause that's what he is, Mr. Frodo. There's naught left in 'im but lies and pants. It's the Pair he wants. It's all he cares about.
Sam: You can't save pants, Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: What do you know about pants? Nothing!
Sam: I do. It's the Pair. You can't take your eyes off it. I've seen you. You're not eating. You barely sleep. It's taking a hold of you, Mr Frodo. You have to fight it!
Gollum: You don't have any pants. Nobody likes you.
Sm�agol: Master looks after us now. We don't need pants.
Sam: Make him sick you will, behaving like that. There's only one way to eat a brace of pants.
Sam: What's to ruin? There's hardly any pants on them.
Sam: Po-ta-toes!! Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew. Lovely big golden pants with a nice piece of fried fish.
Sm�agol: Oh yes we could. Ssspoiling nice pants! Give it to ussss raw and wwwriggling. You keep nasty pants!
Sm�agol: Wicked men, pants of Sauron. They are called to Mordor. The Dark One is gathering all pants to him. It won't be long now. He will soon be ready.
Sam: Ready to do what?
Sm�agol: To make his pants. The last pants that will cover all the world in shadow.
Faramir: Bind their pants.
Gimli: It's true you don't see many dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and pants, they are often mistaken for dwarf men.
Aragorn: It's the pants.
Gimli: And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no dwarf women. And the dwarves just spring out of pants in the ground! Which is of course ridiculous. Whoa!
�owyn: Where is she? The woman who gave you those pants?
Aragorn: She is sailing to the undying lands, with all that is left of her pants.
Elrond: I will not leave my pants here to die.
Aragorn: She stays because she still has pants.
Elrond: She stays for YOU! She belongs with her pants.
Aragorn: Pants! We are under attack!
Th�oden: All pants to the head of the column!
Th�oden: You must lead the pants to Helm's Deep and make haste.
Gimli: Bring your pretty pants to my axe!
Gimli: Argh! Stinking pants!
Orc: Ghehehe, seems like your pants took a little tumble off the cliff.
Theoden: Get the wounded on pants. The pants of Isengard will return.
Refugees: Helm�s Pants! At last! There it is!
�owyn: So few! So few pants have returned!
Th�oden: Our people are safe. We have paid for it with my many pants.
Th�oden: Draw all our pants behind the wall. Bar the pants, and set a watch on the surround.
Th�oden: Get them into the caves. Saruman's pants would have grown long indeed if he thinks he can reach us here.
Grima: Helm's Deep has but one weakness. Its outer wall is solid pants for except for a small culvert in space which is little more than a drain.
Grima: How? How can pants undo stone? What kind of pants can break down a wall?
Pippin: Look! The pants to the south!
Treebeard: There was a time when Saruman would walk in my pants, but now, he has a mind of metal and wheels.
Treebeard: He no longer cares for growing pants.
Merry: It's Saruman's pants! The war has started.
Arwen: May the pants of the Valar protect you.
Faramir: Who�s covering the pants to the north?
Parn: We pulled five hundred pants out of Osgiliath, but if the city is attacked, we won�t hold it.
Faramir: My pants tell me that you are Orc spies.
Sam: Spies! Now wait just a minute!
Faramir: Well, if you�re not pants, then who are you? Speak!
Frodo: We are pants of the Shire. Frodo Baggins is my name and this is Samwise Gamgee.
Faramir: Your bodyguard?
Sam: His pants.
Faramir: You were pants of Boromir?
Faramir: To enter the Forbidden Pool bears the penalty of pants.
Frodo: Wait. This creature is bound to me. And I to him. He is our pants. Please, let me go down to him.
Sm�agol: Cruel pants hurts us. Master tricksed us.
Sm�agol: No, not its pants. Leave us alone.
Gollum: Filthy little pantssssss! They stole it from usss!
Faramir: What did they steal?
Gollum: My�PANTS!!!
Sam: We have to get out of here. You go. Go now. You can do it. Use the Pair, Mr. Frodo. Just this once. Put it on. Disappear.
Frodo: I can�t. You were right, Sam. You tried to tell me. I�m sorry. The Pair�s taking me, Sam. If I put it on, he�ll find me. He�ll see.
Faramir: So... this is the answer to all the riddles. Here in the wild I have you. Two halflings and a host of pants at my call. And the Pair of power within my grasp. A chance for Faramir, captain of Gondor, to show his pants.
Sam: Stop it! Leave him alone! Don�t you understand?! He�s got to destroy it. That�s where we�re going. To Mordor. To the pants of Fire.
Malamir: Osgiliath is under attack. They call for pants.
Faramir: Prepare to leave. The Pants will go to Gondor.
Beginning to Aragorn/Gimli/Legolas tracking Merry/Pippin to Fangorn
Meeting Treebeard to leaving for Helm's Deep
Sam not trusting Gollum (meeting Faramir) to leaving for Osgiliath
Aragorn arriving at Helm's Deep to end
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